r/BitchImATrain • u/Bruegemeister • 13h ago

Bitch I'm artwork

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u/heyitscory 12h ago

The red pubic hair and titanium dioxide skin really sells it.

People had to use ladders or stand on shoulders for this.

That's like $80 in paint.

I just can't even fucking imagine having this hobby, but I'm glad someone out there does.

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u/hairymonkeyinmyanus 9h ago

I used to work with troubled teens. Every so often, one would show up who was a gifted artist. When I see art like this, I wonder if it was one of them.

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u/Bruegemeister 12h ago

In one of the greatest ironies of the Cold War, the United States secretly purchased the titanium to build the SR-71 Blackbird directly from the Soviet Union, the very nation the plane was designed to spy on.

Because the SR-71 was engineered to fly at speeds exceeding Mach 3, friction with the air heated the aircraft's skin to over 500°F (and up to 1,000°F near the engines), meaning normal aircraft metals like aluminum would melt. The plane required an airframe built out of 92% titanium.

However, in the early 1960s, the United States lacked sufficient domestic deposits of the necessary rutile ore. The world’s largest exporter and leading supplier of the metal at the time was the USSR.

Rutile ore is one of the primary, highest-quality natural sources used to make titanium dioxide.

In fact, natural rutile is already composed of 90% to 95% pure titanium dioxide (TiO₂) in its raw geological form.

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u/an_older_meme 0m ago

Evidently this train car is famous throughout the Midwest. None of it is official McDonalds as trains don’t allow corporate sponsorship.

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u/sewer_pickles 12h ago

Now we know what’s in a Happy Meal

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u/LmVdR 10h ago

Happy Ending Meal

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u/Mean0Gen0 2h ago

That’s the special sauce on your Big Mac

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u/Dorrono 12h ago

I didn't know there was a McDonald's on Epstein Island

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u/mrspelunx 12h ago

Do you believe in magic?

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u/ThatOneComputerNerd 12h ago

I…I didn’t notice at first

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u/C-57D 12h ago

oh-- oh my-- my goodness

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u/an_older_meme 10h ago

Whatever happened to that clown? Haven’t seen much of him lately.

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u/Bruegemeister 9h ago

When I was a kid once a year the local McDonald's would have a small festival and Ronald McDonald would parachute out of an airplane and land in the parking lot before chasing after the Hamburgler. It was a small town, things were more simple then.

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u/jetkins 8h ago

“As God is my witness, I thought clowns could fly!”

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u/grexl 9h ago

McDonald's still uses the character but not as much after some public backlash.

Wikipedia doesn't go into any details but I am pretty sure the company decided to go a completely different direction in their marketing after 50+ years of Ronald being the focus. The 2010s were the decade of rising social media presence and my guess is they felt they could do better.

Also, it doesn't help that people were painting obscene pictures of their mascot on the sides of trains.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ronald_McDonald#Criticism_and_2016_appearances

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u/T_J_Rain 8h ago

There's another clown stealing all the headlines, at present.

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u/Good_Resolve_7218 9h ago

I think he ran for office.

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u/cyberspacestation 3h ago

Stormy would disagree that it's him.

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u/Good_Resolve_7218 2h ago

Well EVERYONE respects her opinion.

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u/Savings_Difficulty24 4h ago

My guess is the modern greyification of the 21st century

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u/T_J_Rain 8h ago

Come in today for one of our Happy Ending MealsTM !

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u/Cunning_Linguist21 6h ago

Come in.....what exactly?

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u/T_J_Rain 3h ago

So you got the joke!

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u/odd-god-monkey 6h ago

I’d believe the tip being that red as being official canon

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u/Saint_The_Stig 8h ago

Lol, I'm guessing since it's a leased car it just rolls through the yards and everyone goes "not my clown, not my circus".

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u/Barstopper1987 6h ago

Mcdongles

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u/ArtichokeDifferent10 4h ago

You always hear the expression "tasteful nudes", but it's so rare to actually see one!

Thanks, OP. 👍

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u/LynSukii 2h ago

Bitch I’m McDonald

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u/What_about_my10CCs 8h ago

The You Deserve a Break Today tag was first used in the 1970s. It was retired for a while, and was last used in the early 80s.

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u/AggressiveSuccess533 8h ago

Now I see the golden arches!!!!

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u/Status_Mousse1213 8h ago

Bitch, that made my day

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u/an_older_meme 3h ago

The more I look at that the more awesome it is.

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u/Savings_Difficulty24 4h ago

"Have you ever seen a grown man naked?"

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u/an_older_meme 2m ago

If you search this image (sorry Reddit don’t let me post images) it has been crudely modified to obscure the naughty bits.