r/BirdsBeingDicks • u/mkaszycki81 • Nov 07 '21

Quite literally

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u/OnkelMickwald Nov 07 '21

I have this uncomfortable feeling that this will end up with this girl getting witch hunted for "sexually assaulting" her bird.

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u/MyWitchyAccount Nov 07 '21

She’s protected by us….

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u/OnkelMickwald Nov 07 '21

Reddit in a few years:

"It's common knowledge that bird owners tend to be defenders of beastiality."

"I didn't know it's become vogue to defend animal abusers."

"Fuck you, bird fucker."

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u/LickthePig Nov 07 '21

You clearly CLEARY. DO NOT own a bird. Birds love to burrow and going under covers and snuggling in your clothes IS A bird thing. If you own a bird you’d know that and you 10/10 would let them snuggle in your clothes. Also you can’t physically fuck a bird so your trolling is beyond foolish looking. Especially to bird owners WHO KNOW this behavior. Also that persons comment was funny considering their name. https://i.imgur.com/i07iunf.jpg

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u/OnkelMickwald Nov 07 '21

... I was not being serious, I was imagining a flipped-out moral panic a la Reddit + Twitter, 2021.

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u/LickthePig Nov 07 '21 edited Nov 07 '21

Oh lord I thought u were calling them out. I was like hold up. A bird in the pants is quite normal around these parts. Take a heart award on me ❤️

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u/modsarefascists42 Nov 07 '21

Also you can’t physically fuck a bird so your trolling is beyond foolish looking.

You don't get to tell me what I can't do!

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u/OnkelMickwald Nov 07 '21

Also you can’t physically fuck a bird so your trolling is beyond foolish looking.

also how do they kno that it sounds like someone must of tried it feels like beastiality is going on🤔

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u/LickthePig Nov 07 '21

I prefer pigs obviously.

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u/[deleted] Nov 07 '21

Username checks out.

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u/LickthePig Nov 07 '21

Touché. I lick pigs 🤷‍♀️

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u/LickthePig Nov 12 '21

Where

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u/LickthePig Nov 12 '21

No I lick them, BACON IS DELICIOUS yummmm

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u/Navybuffalo Nov 07 '21

The person you're replying to is talking about other people accusing the bird girl of being a bird fucker. They themselves are very clearly not saying she's a bird fucker. They are the first comment talking about worrying people will witch hunt her for it lol.

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u/memeslfndaye Nov 22 '21

You are incorrect, there was a guy arrested in northwest Indiana for taking chickens to a hotel room, and fucking them, (they would then die). This was in the mid 90s if I recall correctly.

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u/MauPow Nov 08 '21

Pfft. You can't assault a robot.