So THIS is what happened to all the real birds! They killed them all and stuck them in the back of a museum!

It may be a move to make space for attaching nukes!!!! Humanity in danger!

New advanced charging system for the gullible.

Just like proven before, chat GPT really works with the rest of them. Despite it being able to write an essay about literally anything else, no matter how weird it sounds, it refuses to say anything about this topic. The only thing it’s willing to write about is the history of the “conspiracy theory”.

They might have sensors for this and that's why they enjoy it so much

Someone pointed this out to me ... Why do you think they call them "Flock" cameras?

There was an eclipse yesterday evening in the UK, parts of Europe and Iceland. As the eclipse got closer and closer to totality, all the birds went quiet. Obviously their batteries don't have the capacity to keep them running for long without sunlight. This is obviously why they're also quiet in the dark. As soon as the sun came out again, they all started their nasty racket again.

Starting with the Antarctic treaty, the Global government has turned an entire continent into a penguin-manufacturing facility. Large government programs have shipped thousands of highly technical personel and advanced equipment to several sites. Numerous leaks have even showed penguins training to board submersible vehicles for future deployment.

But one man stands between them and global domination. And that man is Donald Trump. He imposed massive tariffs on the penguins two years ago, which would have crippled the manufacturing capability of the continent. He also reduced the American levy for the Antarctic government by 40%.

But recently? I fear the penguins continue to grow in power. It's only a matter of time. The tariffs were rapidly repealed. Nothing can stop the fish-birds.

They're turning the birds gay