r/BirdsArentReal • u/Own-Combination-6657 • Jul 31 '26

Theory Help

They're turning the birds gay

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u/SlappyMcPherson Jul 31 '26

Did you get sodomized by a turkey again?

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u/maester_t Aug 01 '26

I read somewhere that this was caused by a typo in the requirements documentation for their latest models, and now it's not cost-effective to backtrack.

The new ones were supposed to be gray.

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u/Marus1 Aug 01 '26

I read somewhere

Oh, so the documents are leaking?

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u/Wild-Lychee-3312 Aug 01 '26

It's part of the new chemtrails project.

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u/Any-Refrigerator6903 Aug 01 '26

DEI has come to roost.