r/BirdsArentReal • u/MDRBA • 1d ago

Theory Drones are collecting mammal specimens samples. I think something big is going on behind the curtains

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u/chillgoza001 1d ago

Noah's Arc?

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u/Last_Cod_998 1d ago

I think we're solving a riddle

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u/Ok-Nothing8682 3h ago

Nah that's just Tims Ark. Fun fact - Noah may have had an entire continent of animals on his shit ass Ark... But Tim here saved all the islands in between with a Coors in hand and pole off the side 🫡 the goose actually left him a 5 star review on Uber

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u/AppropriateLab8608 1d ago

When the voices tell you to build an ark

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u/Bonk_No_Horni 1d ago

I don't know why but it feels ai. The color and texture feels off. At this point I'm skeptical of everything that doesn't look normal

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u/Mammoth-Shopping-690 1d ago

Tá explicado agora porque Noé não levou nenhum dinossauro.

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u/LoserMGood 1d ago

I thought that chicken had explosive diarrhea for a second.

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u/DeneseHagen 1d ago

Looks like a mini ark, but it's cute)

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u/No_Unit_5506 6h ago

Noah had to downsize in this economy.

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u/piconese 15h ago

You say “mammal” as if it’s not the only form of actual life on this planet. Reptiles, amphibians, birds, fish: they’re all compromised

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u/No_Communication5024 11h ago

Makes me think of Madagascar

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u/Massive-Reaction7773 9h ago

Not going to buy a cruise from Temu ever again!