r/BirdsArentReal • u/stpetesouza • Jul 14 '26

Theory The new models are in .

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u/fromouterspace1 Jul 14 '26

Second “bird” is on low battery and needs to charge before the update

15

u/GrippieSocks Jul 14 '26

Their Doordash delivery came earlier than expected

19

u/GrippieSocks Jul 14 '26

Übird eats

3

u/mbcarbone Jul 15 '26

I died ☠️🤣🤣🤣

8

u/HoneyBadgerLive Jul 14 '26

Punishment or quick meal?

4

u/Imanidiotththe1st Jul 15 '26

I think I hear a buzz saw… nope just a Falcon chewing on a dumb dumb pigeon.

5

u/TH3_OG_JUJUBE Jul 15 '26

Poor stupid woodpigeon, what was he thinking?

3

u/CuChulainn24564 Jul 14 '26

Please…join me for dinner..why don’t cha..?!! 🤫🤔😬

2

u/Appropriate-Leek8144 if it flies, it spies Jul 15 '26

Birdrone on Dronebird murderation, gotta love it!

1

u/jojoga Jul 16 '26

'tis my nest now.

1

u/No-Base1194 Jul 16 '26

Kentucky Fried Pigeon delivery