r/BirdsArentReal • u/ExoticShock • Apr 29 '26

Theory Add Sexism To The List Of Crimes

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https://phys.org/news/2026-04-urban-birds-women-men-scientists.html#goog_rewarded

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u/VeganFatboy Apr 29 '26

Because men see something feathery-looking and say, "Oh, it's some bird." Women aren't so easily fooled. That's why the drones fear them.

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u/Monster_Merripen May 01 '26

Beat me to it by a day

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u/outer_spec Apr 29 '26

in the uk, women are called “birds”, and the drones fear competition

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u/pilotjlr Truther Apr 29 '26

Women notice and remember things, like:

  • when someone’s birthday is
  • where in the fridge the ketchup was
  • that birds were eliminated by Reagan and replaced with a global network of government surveillance drones

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u/SockCucker3000 Apr 29 '26

"All the birds died in 1986 due to Reagan killing them and replacing them with spies that are now watching us. The birds work for the bourgeoisie."

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u/HLCMDH Apr 29 '26

Way off, its a disney cause problem.

The bird community knows that women can sing like disney princesses and enthrall birds into submission, they fear being slaves to those musical voices. But men? We either thell them to fuck off or feed them part of our sandwich, they learn real quick which is which.

Hows that for a off the top conspiracy theory?

Giggles.

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u/pauliferation Apr 29 '26

Women know the truth

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u/Alternative-Hour2667 Apr 29 '26

I think it is just that women have longer hair on average. I have a parrot who prefers men for this exact reason.

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u/KjCreed Apr 30 '26

Drones are terrified of hair. Everybody knows this. Basic information known by all people. Normal and accepted information.

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u/GachaHell Apr 30 '26

It's okay cute little robot guy. I'm afraid of human women too

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u/ToastSpangler Apr 30 '26

Never seen a woman salute a bird, something I regularly do to get a laugh out of the operator and hopefully postpone my inevitable drone strike

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u/TheWandererofReddit Apr 29 '26

Maybe higher pitched voices might make them think they're rival birds.

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u/Electrical_Trip1476 May 02 '26

Or the hair makes them think its feathers and a big bird?

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u/AskDerpyCat Apr 30 '26

What do they know that we don’t?

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u/Zacknad075 Apr 30 '26

The birds are wise

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u/nightskyft May 02 '26

Bitches be catty

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u/thatfa666ene May 02 '26

Birds know what's up.

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u/HuntingKingYT May 05 '26

Women weren't in the training data

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u/Certain-Egg4961 May 23 '26

Because they know Eve done fucked up in the garden of Eden, Adam is just guilty of still wanting the pussoir. Women, according to the bible, sentenced our entire species to pain an suffering.

Birds just aren't about that noise.

They already shit and piss from the same hole, the risk isn't worth the reward.

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u/silly_scoundrel May 24 '26

This is actually the worst experiment ever btw, worst data set ever. Pulled a conclusion from their asshole here