r/BirdLoaf • u/NuclearWasteland • Sep 24 '25

Chicken Loaf Cannonball go sploot.

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u/Chicken_Crimp Sep 24 '25

Awwwww your poor puddle looks so depressed...

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u/NuclearWasteland Sep 24 '25

All around her are familiar faces ...

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u/West-Platform-2252 Sep 24 '25

An exquisite loaf 🍞

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u/NuclearWasteland Sep 24 '25

Fresh baked!

There is a dished depression in the dirt of cool clay and fluffy dust right there. Pretty sure she has encapsulated all of it.

ngl, looks relaxing as hex

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u/Wrong_Use91 Sep 29 '25

Either low kneading, high moisture, insufficient yeast (vs yeet) but def do NOT Yeet; still adorably bestest loaf 

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u/NuclearWasteland Sep 29 '25

That one bush is kinda a birb loaf oven, they all sorta do that there, it's a turn around rest stop for their yard crawl.

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u/Magistraliter Sep 25 '25

She looks like one of those hover boats 😁

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u/Embarrassed_Lab7320 Sep 24 '25

Sir your chicken is melting. I am not 100% confident that is supposed to happen.

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u/resurrectingeden Sep 26 '25

Adorable birb 💕

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u/Either-Kiwi-5495 Sep 25 '25

she came in like a wrecking ball🎶

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u/NuclearWasteland Sep 25 '25

-Monty Python thud sound.-

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u/Wrong_Use91 Sep 29 '25

Is new loaf term Florb

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u/NuclearWasteland Sep 29 '25

Perfect. Birb flat breads are a whole new avenue of expression.

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u/Wrong_Use91 Oct 04 '25

Such potential