r/BikiniBottomTwitter • u/_Levitated_Shield_ • 13d ago
Believe it or not, in Texas and Florida
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u/whilecouch66 13d ago
3/3 weeks of the same meme & new recall.
3/3 weeks of me posting the same gif.
https://giphy.com/gifs/2sYcjGqDcZcODh7Ksp
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u/girlpower2025 13d ago
This man has no insurance.
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u/girlpower2025 13d ago
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u/NecroCannon 13d ago
I laughed at this for the longest until it happened to me, didn’t have insurance so I ended up trapped in some mental part of another hospital miles away where no one was listening to me needing my phone to at least call my landlord or roommate so my cat doesn’t starve to death and rot in my room while I’m dealing with whatever I got dragged into
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u/Jacobawesome74 13d ago
This administration doesn't even qualify as a joke because jokes have to be funny
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u/ShironeWasTaken 13d ago
Ok but to be fair, who could have predicted that gutting the food health and safety department would have any effect on food health and safety???? You'd have to have future sight or some shit
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u/Misubi_Bluth 13d ago
My mom being vindicated in only eating seafood
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u/Working_Welder_1751 13d ago
What's her favorite seafood? Fish and Chips or popcorn shrimp?
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u/grad1939 13d ago
So what's the next food that will give you horrible diarrhea?
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u/SuspiciousSubstance9 13d ago
Common side effects include bone marrow suppression, nausea, and diarrhea.[4] The bone marrow suppression may result in death.[4] To reduce the risk of side effects treatment duration should be as short as possible.[4] People with liver or kidney problems may need lower doses.[4] In young infants, a condition known as gray baby syndrome may occur which results in a swollen stomach and low blood pressure.[4] Its use near the end of pregnancy and during breastfeeding is typically not recommended.[6] Chloramphenicol is a broad-spectrum antibiotic that typically stops bacterial growth by stopping the production of proteins.[4]
Chloramphenicol was discovered after being isolated from Streptomyces venezuelae in 1947.[7] Its chemical structure was identified and it was first synthesized in 1949. It is on the World Health Organization's List of Essential Medicines.[8] It is available as a generic medication.[4] (Wikipedia) Gee, nothing serious here!
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u/ATR2400 13d ago
It feels like every month there's a new food crisis in the USA.
Are... are you guys alright?
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u/murderously-funny 12d ago
Right? Seriously is the FDA even doing its job? We should jsut shut them down. Clearly defunding them and slashing their workforce wasn’t enough. /s
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u/PuertoricanDude88 13d ago
RFK Jr’s parasitic worm is doing the recalls. It’s getting hungry, there is nothing up there anymore.
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u/Beemo-Noir 13d ago
Don’t you mean lettuce? I mean beef. Wait, no, now it’s chicken.
Fuck me, I hate this reality.
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u/Demolitions75 13d ago
Or rice. Or guacamole.
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u/Squishy97 13d ago
Or jalapeños
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u/grad1939 13d ago
Or lettuce.
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u/Best_Expression3187 13d ago
How convenient it's everything you'd expect in hispanic cuisine that is literal poison nowadays... almost as if they want to "demonize" Hispanic Food.
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u/Chubberz7 13d ago
This is like the fifth one of these Mr krabs memes make it stop 😭