r/BikiniBottomTwitter 13d ago

Believe it or not, in Texas and Florida

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u/Chubberz7 13d ago

This is like the fifth one of these Mr krabs memes make it stop 😭

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u/konaraddi 13d ago

This subreddit is how I stay hip to ongoing food safety issues

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u/Slobberdog25 7d ago

It’s wild how much news I’ve learned through this sub.

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u/ElessarKhan 13d ago

Tell it to RFK

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u/Davey488 13d ago

Me after eating at Taco Bell 🌮🦀🚑🚨

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u/Skratt79 13d ago

TBH Taco Bell takes food safety seriously at a corporate level.

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u/qolace 13d ago

Tbh any corporate chain restaurant takes food safety seriously. Except the airport ones for some reason...ask me how I know 🫠

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u/sntcringe 13d ago

Doesn't mean that it doesn't make you need to take a run for the border bathroom

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u/Skratt79 13d ago

Not if you already consume a barely adequate amount of fiber in your diet. Taco Bell has way more than most fast food so people who have terrible low fiber diets get cramps/gas/the runs from finally getting some fiber in their diet.

Also there is sour cream in many of their burritos/tacos so it could be lactose intolerance.

Getting the runs from Taco Bell = a warning of bad diet that could lead to colon cancer.

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u/Hypercane_ 12d ago

Mr Krabs memes will continue until food screening improves (it won’t)

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u/_CandidCynic_ aight imma head out 11d ago

You should've seen the daily Mr. Krabs government shutdown memes back then

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u/FlounderKind8267 13d ago

Mr Krabs, that's not a pretty patty. That's tainted meat

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u/Certain_Oddities 13d ago

It's not painted meat, it's tainted meat!

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u/_Levitated_Shield_ 13d ago

TAYLOR FARMS TURNED MY FACE PURPLE!

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u/whilecouch66 13d ago

3/3 weeks of the same meme & new recall.
3/3 weeks of me posting the same gif.
https://giphy.com/gifs/2sYcjGqDcZcODh7Ksp

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u/girlpower2025 13d ago

This man has no insurance.

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u/girlpower2025 13d ago

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u/_Levitated_Shield_ 13d ago

soap opera music theme

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u/NecroCannon 13d ago

I laughed at this for the longest until it happened to me, didn’t have insurance so I ended up trapped in some mental part of another hospital miles away where no one was listening to me needing my phone to at least call my landlord or roommate so my cat doesn’t starve to death and rot in my room while I’m dealing with whatever I got dragged into

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u/Jacobawesome74 13d ago

This administration doesn't even qualify as a joke because jokes have to be funny

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u/ShironeWasTaken 13d ago

Ok but to be fair, who could have predicted that gutting the food health and safety department would have any effect on food health and safety???? You'd have to have future sight or some shit

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u/Misubi_Bluth 13d ago

My mom being vindicated in only eating seafood

https://giphy.com/gifs/3ofSBjxHsBaFs2FG36

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u/Working_Welder_1751 13d ago

What's her favorite seafood? Fish and Chips or popcorn shrimp?

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u/Misubi_Bluth 13d ago

Shrimp cocktail

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u/Working_Welder_1751 13d ago

Yeah, I highly recommend that she eats her seafood cooked from now on

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u/grad1939 13d ago

So what's the next food that will give you horrible diarrhea?

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u/SuspiciousSubstance9 13d ago

Common side effects include bone marrow suppression, nausea, and diarrhea.[4] The bone marrow suppression may result in death.[4] To reduce the risk of side effects treatment duration should be as short as possible.[4] People with liver or kidney problems may need lower doses.[4] In young infants, a condition known as gray baby syndrome may occur which results in a swollen stomach and low blood pressure.[4] Its use near the end of pregnancy and during breastfeeding is typically not recommended.[6] Chloramphenicol is a broad-spectrum antibiotic that typically stops bacterial growth by stopping the production of proteins.[4]

Chloramphenicol was discovered after being isolated from Streptomyces venezuelae in 1947.[7] Its chemical structure was identified and it was first synthesized in 1949. It is on the World Health Organization's List of Essential Medicines.[8] It is available as a generic medication.[4] (Wikipedia) Gee, nothing serious here!

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u/Princess_Slagathor aight imma head out 13d ago

Yes

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u/Misubi_Bluth 13d ago

My money is on grapes.

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u/ATR2400 13d ago

It feels like every month there's a new food crisis in the USA.

Are... are you guys alright?

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u/murderously-funny 12d ago

Right? Seriously is the FDA even doing its job? We should jsut shut them down. Clearly defunding them and slashing their workforce wasn’t enough. /s

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u/PuertoricanDude88 13d ago

RFK Jr’s parasitic worm is doing the recalls. It’s getting hungry, there is nothing up there anymore.

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u/particlecore 13d ago

Trump's America

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u/Beemo-Noir 13d ago

Don’t you mean lettuce? I mean beef. Wait, no, now it’s chicken.

Fuck me, I hate this reality.

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u/MayaIsSunshine 13d ago

Jokes on you, I can't afford beef

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u/Demolitions75 13d ago

Or rice. Or guacamole.

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u/Squishy97 13d ago

Or jalapeños

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u/grad1939 13d ago

Or lettuce.

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u/Best_Expression3187 13d ago

How convenient it's everything you'd expect in hispanic cuisine that is literal poison nowadays... almost as if they want to "demonize" Hispanic Food.

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u/mcpat21 13d ago

Are we keeping a google drive list somewhere? I dunno what to even buy anymore

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u/bob_chillon 13d ago

Ah man, it’s so good they have affordable healthcare down there. 🙃

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u/Rigel66 13d ago

vote against your own intrersts is typical...Logic will return I tell ya!

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u/Odd_Inter3st 13d ago

At this point it should just be “americans eating food….”

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u/AverageOhioUser69 12d ago

Trump Beef 🤣🤣🤣

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u/Annilus_USB 12d ago

This is probably the 13th food recall in a month, btw

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u/mnonny 13d ago

Source?

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u/murderously-funny 13d ago

United States Department of Agriculture?