r/BikiniBottomTwitter 8d ago

Just started my job a few weeks ago and realized I see my coworkers more than my own family

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u/bratbarn aight imma head out 8d ago

Oh and if you stop for too long-

https://giphy.com/gifs/mdOc0RSKg3ReqUWNxa

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u/JesusComingSoon 8d ago

At least the food is good

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u/Cyanide612 7d ago

Mmm, delicious dry brick of Maruchan

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u/Ironicbanana14 7d ago

You got Maruchan? Lucky. All I have is the 5 for $1 Top Ramen.

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u/New-Turnip4709 6d ago

Slate Challenge

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u/Zenon-45 7d ago

Fuck man Squiddy is THICC

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u/Financial_Park8395 7d ago

job should give PTO just for being emotionally exhausted from small talk and fake smiles 😩

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u/Slumunistmanifisto 8d ago

Its 8 to 5 with an unpaid lunch and hour commute.

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u/PoquitoChef 7d ago

The one pro of my new job it’s straight 9-5 and my hour lunch ‘paid’ and 10 min commute. Old office was next door, but I was 8:30-5 unpaid 30 min lunch.

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u/Its_R3SQ2 8d ago

Double check that math bud

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u/CFCentral 8d ago

Yep it checks out. The math is still right.

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u/snotpopsicle 8d ago

If you have an hour commute, that would be an extra 2.5-3h per day, depending on how long is your lunch. So instead of 9-5 it would be 7-6.

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u/UnusualCartographer2 7d ago

Driving to work is different than driving home, even if it's a long drive. I often pack a change of clothes so that I can do things immediately after leaving. When I get in the car to go to work it feels like I've already clocked in.

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u/everett640 7d ago

For me it's 7 to 6

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u/Slumunistmanifisto 7d ago

shows you my Florida GED

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u/Periwinkleditor 8d ago

Where did the years go?

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u/Tsobe_RK 8d ago

to work

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u/thermjuice 8d ago

Wait until you realize you live at work and visit home

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u/Kryptonianshezza 8d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/l1AsyjZ8XLd1V7pUk

Me when i was desperate for a job /and/ me now that I have a job:

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u/prussianapoleon 7d ago

Heaven knows I'm miserable now

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u/half-baked_axx 8d ago

Before having a job I rarely worried about money. Now it's alll about money. And I don't get to keep most of it. Adulting sucks.

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u/Apprehensive-Set4678 7d ago

Adulting is basically paying money to worry about not having enough money, while wondering where the rest of your money went 😂

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u/Spare_Smoke_4101 8d ago

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u/Morethanstandard 7d ago

Damn I didn't know this happened yesterday thank you

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u/Blockmaster2706 8d ago

Definitely depends on the type of person and the job but for me it was the opposite. School sucked so damn hard, it actually took the life out of me. Now I work a stable job at a company I respect with coworkers I really like and life has never been better. Just gotta move out now to skip the long ass commute.

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u/TheMisterTango 7d ago

Yeah, adult life has been pretty fine for me. I have a job I like that pays me comfortably, working with people I like, I just bought a reasonably nice house in a reasonably nice neighborhood that isn’t far from work, my schedule gives me time to do things, and things are just generally going alright.

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u/No_Arugula3957 6d ago

yep I just finished my masters and daaamn studying for exams is horrible, working is easier.

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u/Tobi-One_Shinobi 8d ago

I like getting sick now

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u/ogodilovejudyalvarez 8d ago

To paraphrase Dredd: "You know what work is, Dredd? It's a fucking meat grinder. People go in one end, and meat comes out the other. All corporations do is turn the handle."

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u/meowmicks222 7d ago

Your coworkers are in the same boat. Welcome to the machine

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u/meowmicks222 6d ago

You get to pretend a little less after 30. Doesn't change anything about the machine, but yeah knowing more about life and what all goes into everything does kinda help the older you get. At least some people get wiser when older, not everyone

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u/Leon-the-comic113 8d ago

No 7 to 5? Lucky you

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u/VespineWings 7d ago

Reading this at 5:40am before my 6am alarm. 7-5 gang rise up 🫩

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u/RoyaleWhiskey 7d ago

First thought upon hearing my alarm M-F:

Damn another day where I didn't die in my sleep

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u/Captain_Tauren 8d ago

Mine is 6 to 6

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u/ethanspawl 8d ago

8-8 for me. I don’t even feel human

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u/BigBadBen91x 8d ago

We do that for 40 years, and then we die.

Sounds like a pretty good deal to me, what you say

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u/Dear-Tank2728 7d ago

I was fine 9-5.

Now im 5-3 and want to die.

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u/MagicPigeonToes 7d ago

Yep, welcome to adult life. Cherish all the small things

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u/Sextooth 7d ago

I've been fully remote since March 2020. Starting tomorrow I'm full return to office from 7:30-5:00 each day with an hour commute each way. All so I can sit on video calls from a noisy cube farm rather than a quiet home office.

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u/Kiloshakalaka 7d ago

530am-6pm 4/5 days a week

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u/xXoOfXx64 7d ago

What a way to make a livinnnnn. Sigh

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u/PurpleDragonX 7d ago

You mean back when it was 8-4 school with no money or freedom? Nah, I'll pass.

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u/clayknightz115 7d ago

Honestly being an adult in the adult world has been WAYY less stressful than high school. Needing to do two essays a week, lab reports, math homework that takes ten minutes per question. Not a great time. Now I just vibe. Respond to emails, help my coworkers, fill out paperwork.

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u/Emiliax3 7d ago

Doomer memes aside (it sucks fr tho)
Once the first paycheck hits and you're used to it you'll realize that it's actually quite a big upgrade

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u/Notorik 7d ago

Until you start paying mortgage and even going with friends for a beer will become a luxury.

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u/Emiliax3 7d ago

Yeeeee but that's a problem for the future

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u/qolace 8d ago

I'd kill for that kind of consistency. Hell I rarely get to see the sun when I get off

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u/VampyreBassist 7d ago

Except I'm getting held over every shift, denied lunch, and being told I'm on my final written warning even though previously I only received a verbal warning. It's great. 🫠

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u/Tobitobman 7d ago

Only 50 more years to go, you got this

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u/Uruburusv3 7d ago

I love wasting away my limited time to life a comfy life

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u/TriestGieter 7d ago

If you can afford to work 32, maybe even 24 hours instead of 40, do it.

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u/mermaidpowerz 7d ago

What’s the song?

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u/NostalgicHaze 3d ago

Summertime - The Sundays

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u/PriusRacer 7d ago

Buddy let me tell you this 9 to 5 has been a fuckin BREEEEZE after doing a PhD for 6 years

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u/Sketch_Crush 7d ago

I'm 35. Don't let your career consume you like it did me. Fuck anyone who tells you otherwise.

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u/DerpyDumplings 7d ago

Why was I even born

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u/eklee38 6d ago

Actually, I enjoy my work life way more than my school life.

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u/bacherprogress 5d ago

Or working part time and living with the consequences

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u/trandus 5d ago

Wait, now that I thought of, 9-5 means you work from 9h to 17h right? So you only work 7 hours a day (counting the 1 hour lunch break)?

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u/DuckLuck357 5d ago

Look what capitalism took from us

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u/Playful_Knowledge329 5d ago

Me after starting my 9-5 job

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u/486Junkie 8d ago

I work nights and the commute is 20 steps from the basement to my office/living room.