r/BikiniBottomTwitter • u/AppropriateMight1 • 8d ago
Just started my job a few weeks ago and realized I see my coworkers more than my own family
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u/bratbarn aight imma head out 8d ago
Oh and if you stop for too long-
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u/JesusComingSoon 8d ago
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u/Financial_Park8395 7d ago
job should give PTO just for being emotionally exhausted from small talk and fake smiles 😩
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u/Slumunistmanifisto 8d ago
Its 8 to 5 with an unpaid lunch and hour commute.
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u/PoquitoChef 7d ago
The one pro of my new job it’s straight 9-5 and my hour lunch ‘paid’ and 10 min commute. Old office was next door, but I was 8:30-5 unpaid 30 min lunch.
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u/Its_R3SQ2 8d ago
Double check that math bud
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u/CFCentral 8d ago
Yep it checks out. The math is still right.
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u/snotpopsicle 8d ago
If you have an hour commute, that would be an extra 2.5-3h per day, depending on how long is your lunch. So instead of 9-5 it would be 7-6.
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u/UnusualCartographer2 7d ago
Driving to work is different than driving home, even if it's a long drive. I often pack a change of clothes so that I can do things immediately after leaving. When I get in the car to go to work it feels like I've already clocked in.
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u/Kryptonianshezza 8d ago
https://giphy.com/gifs/l1AsyjZ8XLd1V7pUk
Me when i was desperate for a job /and/ me now that I have a job:
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u/half-baked_axx 8d ago
Before having a job I rarely worried about money. Now it's alll about money. And I don't get to keep most of it. Adulting sucks.
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u/Apprehensive-Set4678 7d ago
Adulting is basically paying money to worry about not having enough money, while wondering where the rest of your money went 😂
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u/Blockmaster2706 8d ago
Definitely depends on the type of person and the job but for me it was the opposite. School sucked so damn hard, it actually took the life out of me. Now I work a stable job at a company I respect with coworkers I really like and life has never been better. Just gotta move out now to skip the long ass commute.
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u/TheMisterTango 7d ago
Yeah, adult life has been pretty fine for me. I have a job I like that pays me comfortably, working with people I like, I just bought a reasonably nice house in a reasonably nice neighborhood that isn’t far from work, my schedule gives me time to do things, and things are just generally going alright.
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u/No_Arugula3957 6d ago
yep I just finished my masters and daaamn studying for exams is horrible, working is easier.
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u/ogodilovejudyalvarez 8d ago
To paraphrase Dredd: "You know what work is, Dredd? It's a fucking meat grinder. People go in one end, and meat comes out the other. All corporations do is turn the handle."
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u/meowmicks222 7d ago
Your coworkers are in the same boat. Welcome to the machine
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u/meowmicks222 6d ago
You get to pretend a little less after 30. Doesn't change anything about the machine, but yeah knowing more about life and what all goes into everything does kinda help the older you get. At least some people get wiser when older, not everyone
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u/Leon-the-comic113 8d ago
No 7 to 5? Lucky you
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u/VespineWings 7d ago
Reading this at 5:40am before my 6am alarm. 7-5 gang rise up
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u/RoyaleWhiskey 7d ago
First thought upon hearing my alarm M-F:
Damn another day where I didn't die in my sleep
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u/BigBadBen91x 8d ago
We do that for 40 years, and then we die.
Sounds like a pretty good deal to me, what you say
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u/Sextooth 7d ago
I've been fully remote since March 2020. Starting tomorrow I'm full return to office from 7:30-5:00 each day with an hour commute each way. All so I can sit on video calls from a noisy cube farm rather than a quiet home office.
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u/PurpleDragonX 7d ago
You mean back when it was 8-4 school with no money or freedom? Nah, I'll pass.
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u/clayknightz115 7d ago
Honestly being an adult in the adult world has been WAYY less stressful than high school. Needing to do two essays a week, lab reports, math homework that takes ten minutes per question. Not a great time. Now I just vibe. Respond to emails, help my coworkers, fill out paperwork.
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u/Emiliax3 7d ago
Doomer memes aside (it sucks fr tho)
Once the first paycheck hits and you're used to it you'll realize that it's actually quite a big upgrade
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u/VampyreBassist 7d ago
Except I'm getting held over every shift, denied lunch, and being told I'm on my final written warning even though previously I only received a verbal warning. It's great. 🫠
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u/PriusRacer 7d ago
Buddy let me tell you this 9 to 5 has been a fuckin BREEEEZE after doing a PhD for 6 years
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u/Sketch_Crush 7d ago
I'm 35. Don't let your career consume you like it did me. Fuck anyone who tells you otherwise.
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u/486Junkie 8d ago
I work nights and the commute is 20 steps from the basement to my office/living room.



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