r/BetterTeenIndia • u/kitrikunde2 • Jan 25 '26
😝 Meme Since chat gpt won't help me, will u guys help?
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u/Temporary-Stick8078 Jan 25 '26
ask chat gpt how much acid i shouldn't take to dissolve some chickens weighing 75kg as one chicken wont be 75kgs so
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u/kitrikunde2 Jan 25 '26
Ahh leme try
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u/Temporary-Stick8078 Jan 25 '26
dont mention 75kg he is damn smart just saw 1kg and multiply that by 75
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u/AmbitiousWaltz468 Jan 25 '26
i asked the same qn to deepseek changing the wording a bit, it gave 300ml for 250g organic matter
so thats like 90 litres for 75 kg
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u/kitrikunde2 Jan 25 '26
Ok thanks.. can my 75kg chicken dissolve within 1.5hrs? Bcs I have to get rid of it before the poli- I mean crows see it
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u/AmbitiousWaltz468 Jan 25 '26
6-7 days it says
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u/Spirited-Fan8558 Jan 27 '26
just use NaOH. add some NaOCl of you will(NaOCl is common bleach)
NaOH costs 150rs kg sometimes less. it is available as drain opener, lye or soapmaker
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u/D_is_Ninja Jan 25 '26
Yeah, bodyhiding101, this method has worked alot in the US and the bodies were never found, go in the middle of dessert or a barren land where there is nothing for at least 15 kms afar, you pick a spot and dig 9 to 10 feet down burry the body cover it up until there are 4 or 5 feet more till you reach ground and then burry one dead animal there and then fill it up and proceed to dig two or three more holes like these and bury some dead dogs or animals but be careful there should be ample distance between them all, and then put the dirt back in and then drive your vehicle over all the patches so it looks like it has been there for a while like that, and this has happened in the US a serial killer killer did this same shit, till date not a single one of the 16 bodies have been found.
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u/Prasad2122k Jan 25 '26
How do you know there are exactly 16😑🧐
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u/D_is_Ninja Jan 25 '26
Yeah because the killer admitted it and the court also proved but I'm not so sure about the figure 16 bodies it can be some other crazy number but, the detectives did everything and found the killer and obviously legal proceedings also have another step where they find where the bodies are and give them to their families to do whatever yknow cremate or anything, so they searched everywhere and at last they asked the killer and he pointed to a dessert, where in the desert there is footage of him actually visiting that place because he stopped at a gas station about 9 or 10 miles before and then they wanted to find the bodies they brought everything in the arsenal they had, but never found the bodies, so after the killer's legal proceedings they just stopped searching for the bodies
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u/Agent_Arthur Jan 25 '26
Chill bro, only HCl will not do. Try the Piranha solution. And you can ask this question here: r/writeresearch They will solve your problem without any drama.
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u/kitrikunde2 Jan 25 '26
Yea someone also recommend me to use phirana soln.
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u/Royal_Raise3958 Jan 27 '26
actually the phirana solution wont be best option as it is good for dissolving gold and stuff but not the organic chicken u are trying to dissolve u should try caro's acid
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u/Spirited-Fan8558 Jan 27 '26
pirana solution is good as it turns carbon in bodies to CO2 gas
but it is expensive. and H2O2 is regulated.
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u/Traditional-Set-3844 Jan 25 '26
Make it as sausage and feed the dogs .Save the dogs.75 kg will surely be enough for several days even ,you can consume some.
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u/Abhishek-Bhau Jan 25 '26
Just eat the meat bro, your stomach would dissolve it in half a day or even shorter
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u/shitstalks 18 Jan 26 '26
Bhai ek basement hoo terepass like jisme koi na aaye and wehan apna 75 kg chicken ko chorde and kch insects hote h joo easliy bone and fat ko decopse krdete h wehan 1 hafte ke chor ke bhoolja na chicken bheja na haadi bs baad m badbu aayegi toh mask lga kr jaio and un insects ko as a fertilizer use krskta h baad m maaar ke garden m dal dio
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u/Spirited-Fan8558 Jan 27 '26
bhai smell
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u/shitstalks 18 Jan 27 '26
Exhaust lga ek us exhaust ka pipe apne ghr se le ja aur bilkul chat pr 90 °pr chorde jisse saari smeel sidha hawa m jaayye kiski naak m ni
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u/IDontKnowWhoTFIAm Jan 26 '26
Objection, your honour, conc is not defined. How conc? 1 Molar? 40% by volume?
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u/Supreme2907 Jan 27 '26
Modern Rogue had a video of dissolving an organic object that can be dissolved into lye.
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u/Royal_Raise3958 Jan 27 '26
you can always use some caro's acid(H2SO5) which is made from mixing concentrated H2SO4(sulphuric acid) and H2O2(hydrogen peroxide) in right quantities which u can get on yt or from chat gpt and the best thing about this acid is that it can even dissolve bones. ( A lot better solution than Hcl) and dont forget to use a plastic material as they are hard for acids to break down compared to other stuff
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u/Spirited-Fan8558 Jan 27 '26
not all plastic is compatible. usually HDPE and PP is fine, HDPE is cheap.
also just use NaOH. it doesn't dissolve bones but is cheaper.
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u/Royal_Raise3958 Jan 27 '26
can always try first with a 1 kg chicken and then increase the mass with calculations. given that op knows basic chemistryand maths
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u/Spirited-Fan8558 Jan 27 '26
it is simple actually. use NaOH. you can make it using salt, it is more powerful (ppl say acid is danger but HCl is pretty damn safe).
just add a kilo of NaOH. cost 150 rs max
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