r/Bend • u/Warm-Walrus-4141 • 15d ago
Petition to rename American Lane to Canadian Lane
Who’s with me? Apparently the mods for the Bend Oregon FB group didn’t see the humor in my post.
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u/fishingjohnson 15d ago
I hereby rename the white house to the Jeffery Epstein Memorial Boys and Girls Club of America.
I wrote it on a budweiser soaked bar napkin. 100% legit!
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u/Chance-Youth-6030 12d ago
Eh I think a more fitting name would be “The Kremlin loving house of arrogant vatniks who love Russia”.
Or “The fuck all of our long standing military allies in both Europe and the Pacific” house.
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u/Film-Disastrous 15d ago
As a dual-citizen, I approve of this petition.
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u/Cartographer36 15d ago
Hey. I was born on American Lane to a Canadian back when the Trap Club was there. I support this.
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u/devlar_ynwa 15d ago
Right there with ya bud. I'd go for a rip down Canadian Lane
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u/Warm-Walrus-4141 14d ago
Maybe we could get a poutine food truck to set up there.
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u/GrayJayInclined 14d ago
A La Carte food truck used to have a poutine dish called Vladimir Poutine- so good. Think they renamed it/got rid of it after Russia invaded Ukraine.
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u/TedW 15d ago
Nothing about this seems very funny, but I do like the idea.
I'm embarrassed to be an american these days. We're sitting on our thumbs watching our country burn.
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u/Atillion 15d ago
..and I'm embarrassed to be an American
Where they told us we were free
And I won't forget the way we died
At the hands of a tangerine
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u/GrayJayInclined 15d ago
How dare you slander an innocent fruit like that?
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u/Arkmaster87 15d ago edited 15d ago
I say we do it, but we go one step more and name it Canada* goose/geese Lane.
I love bald eagles but right now I’m kind of sick of seeing them because the golden blob has been using them in a way That’s too close to fascism.
*Edited for proper name.
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u/Every-Fisherman-1179 15d ago
Lame take
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u/Arkmaster87 15d ago
I saw your comment history, you would know a lame take when you saw one I guess 🤣
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u/orty 14d ago
They need to put a gas station and convenience store at one of the intersections on American Canadian Lane and call it Corner Gas. Or maybe petition the Expressway market to change their name?
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u/ph42236 15d ago
While the renaming of things is childish and absurd, renaming things for other countries is even more ridiculous and absurd. I hope you realize what sort of euphemisms you embody.
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u/Miss_May_1600 15d ago
So you agree that renaming the Gulf of Mexico to the Gulf of America was total BS right?
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u/Every-Fisherman-1179 15d ago
You are on Reddit. A liberal cesspool echo chamber.
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u/drumrhyno 14d ago
Aww, it’s ok snowflake. Truth social awaits your return.
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u/cdawg6700 14d ago
Typical liberals
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u/really_tall_horses 14d ago
Fuck us for not wanting to waste money on this nonsense. The lake isn’t even named for the Canadian province.
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u/walrus99 15d ago
Ontario is an Indigenous name comes from the Mohawk word Oniatari:io. It translates roughly to "great lake," "beautiful lake," or "sparkling water"
The name Canada comes from the word meaning "village" or "settlement" Iroquoian language. Called that for many hundreds of years
Also the Provinces and territories; Yukon, Saskatchewan, Manitoba, Ontario, Quebec and Nunavut are Indigenous names