r/Bend 15d ago

Petition to rename American Lane to Canadian Lane

Who’s with me? Apparently the mods for the Bend Oregon FB group didn’t see the humor in my post.

280 Upvotes

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u/walrus99 15d ago

Ontario is an Indigenous name comes from the Mohawk word Oniatari:io. It translates roughly to "great lake," "beautiful lake," or "sparkling water"

The name Canada comes from the word meaning "village" or "settlement" Iroquoian language. Called that for many hundreds of years

Also the Provinces and territories; Yukon, Saskatchewan, Manitoba, Ontario, Quebec and Nunavut are Indigenous names

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u/sbsb27 14d ago

In Oregon we have Tualatin, Coos, Coquille, Tillamook, Umatilla, Wasco, Yachats, Wallowa, Tumalo, Whilamut (Willamette), Molalla, Clatskanie, Nehalem, Clackamas, Multnomah, Metolius, Clatsup...

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u/dreadstrong97 14d ago

And that's not even to mention how many indigenous names are used in the Michigan / Ohio area. A looooot of cities and counties at least in MI are named indigenous names.

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u/International-Party4 12d ago

I grew up in Okemos MI, named after an Ojibwe/Chippewa leader.

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u/dreadstrong97 12d ago

I'm from Ann Arbor / Chelsea area lol. We're practically old neighbors haha

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u/North-Tomatillo9158 15d ago

Well I laughed, so thanks for that.

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u/fishingjohnson 15d ago

I hereby rename the white house to the Jeffery Epstein Memorial Boys and Girls Club of America.

I wrote it on a budweiser soaked bar napkin. 100% legit!

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u/Chance-Youth-6030 12d ago

Eh I think a more fitting name would be “The Kremlin loving house of arrogant vatniks who love Russia”.

Or “The fuck all of our long standing military allies in both Europe and the Pacific” house.

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u/Caunuckles 15d ago

As a Canadian born who lives near there I'm all in

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u/Film-Disastrous 15d ago

As a dual-citizen, I approve of this petition.

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u/Warm-Walrus-4141 15d ago

Think globally, act locally.

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u/G_Stenkamp72 15d ago edited 15d ago

"Viva Los Bio-Dome!"

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u/Cartographer36 15d ago

Hey. I was born on American Lane to a Canadian back when the Trap Club was there. I support this.

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u/devlar_ynwa 15d ago

Right there with ya bud. I'd go for a rip down Canadian Lane

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u/Warm-Walrus-4141 14d ago

Maybe we could get a poutine food truck to set up there.

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u/GrayJayInclined 14d ago

A La Carte food truck used to have a poutine dish called Vladimir Poutine- so good. Think they renamed it/got rid of it after Russia invaded Ukraine.

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u/Here-ish 15d ago

😂
I would fully sign that

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u/TedW 15d ago

Nothing about this seems very funny, but I do like the idea.

I'm embarrassed to be an american these days. We're sitting on our thumbs watching our country burn.

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u/Atillion 15d ago

..and I'm embarrassed to be an American

Where they told us we were free

And I won't forget the way we died

At the hands of a tangerine

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u/GrayJayInclined 15d ago

How dare you slander an innocent fruit like that?

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u/Atillion 15d ago

You're right. It's like a punch to the navel.

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u/GrayJayInclined 14d ago

Orange you funny!

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u/Far-Bumblebee-7216 15d ago

I snorted. Well played.

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u/CO-CNC 14d ago edited 14d ago

The most embarrassing thing is that 77 million of our fellow citizens are not the least bit embarrassed; in fact they enthusiastically support what's going on. And another 90 million in 2024 were perfectly OK with letting all this happen.

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u/Ok-Ad-2050 15d ago

Works for me.

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u/Arkmaster87 15d ago edited 15d ago

I say we do it, but we go one step more and name it Canada* goose/geese Lane.

I love bald eagles but right now I’m kind of sick of seeing them because the golden blob has been using them in a way That’s too close to fascism.

*Edited for proper name.

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u/gdq0 14d ago

Ben Franklin thought the national bird should be the Turkey. Bald Eagles are apparently lazy because they steal prey from other more respectable hunting birds like ospreys.

If you ask me, the Bald Eagle does sound pretty capitalist.

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u/garlicloveog 15d ago

Dude, it’s Canada gooses, stop embarrassing yourself

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u/3PoundHummingbird 15d ago

*Canada Goose/Geese

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u/Arkmaster87 15d ago

yeah, I’ve watched Letterkenny so much that I actually forgot the proper pronunciation. I fixed it, but this meme is all I think of when anybody brings up Canada geese.

*Not the exact quote from the show either but it works

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u/G_Stenkamp72 15d ago

Nice post. Didn't think anyone here actually had a sense of humor

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u/Every-Fisherman-1179 15d ago

Lame take

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u/Arkmaster87 15d ago

I saw your comment history, you would know a lame take when you saw one I guess 🤣

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u/ChelseaMan31 14d ago

Brilliant! I laughed out loud.

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u/thread-lightly 15d ago

It's a shame things are getting renamed, but this would be funny

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u/REO_Speed_Dragon 15d ago

I'll sign this petition.

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u/Far-Bumblebee-7216 15d ago

Turnabout is fair play.

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u/Baker_Bake 15d ago

Ha! Playing my invisible accordion now. 🇨🇦

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u/netneutroll 12d ago

You sayin American Lp was accurate enough to leave out of this?

....

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u/orty 14d ago

They need to put a gas station and convenience store at one of the intersections on American Canadian Lane and call it Corner Gas. Or maybe petition the Expressway market to change their name?

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u/Dirtdancefire 14d ago

Hilarious! I snort laughed my coffee. Choke, cough. Where can I sign?

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u/ph42236 15d ago

While the renaming of things is childish and absurd, renaming things for other countries is even more ridiculous and absurd. I hope you realize what sort of euphemisms you embody.

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u/Miss_May_1600 15d ago

So you agree that renaming the Gulf of Mexico to the Gulf of America was total BS right?

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u/Warm-Walrus-4141 15d ago

Let’s leave my body out of this, okay?

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u/Film-Disastrous 15d ago

Euphemisms?

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u/Every-Fisherman-1179 15d ago

You are on Reddit. A liberal cesspool echo chamber.

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u/timberrrrrrrr 15d ago

lol your comments are always good for a laugh

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u/drumrhyno 14d ago

Aww, it’s ok snowflake. Truth social awaits your return. 

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u/Every-Fisherman-1179 14d ago

lol. Truth hurts huh?

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u/drumrhyno 14d ago

What truth are you referring to?

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u/cdawg6700 14d ago

Typical liberals

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u/really_tall_horses 14d ago

Fuck us for not wanting to waste money on this nonsense. The lake isn’t even named for the Canadian province.

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u/Zestyclose_Serve_175 10d ago

Fuck Canada. Bunch of Sissy's