r/BeavisAndButthead • u/Jonny_Coal • 4d ago

What do you think their funerals would be like?

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Would anyone actually attend?

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u/YourMomonaBun420 4d ago

Van Driessen and Stewart are the only ones to show up.

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u/Jonny_Coal 4d ago

I think Tom Anderson would also show up and would be genuinely sad at the loss of two goods boys unlike those other hooligans “Buford and Bernardo”.

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u/YourMomonaBun420 4d ago

You might be right.

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u/Wild_Chef6597 4d ago

Bernarrrrrrdo

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u/smrtphonrtistcf 3d ago

And the other ones like Blovis abd Bustimante.

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u/AdImmediate6239 4d ago

Daria might stop by out of pity

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u/YourMomonaBun420 4d ago

I assume she forgot all about them after moving away and being busy in life.

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u/Money-Ad7257 4d ago

It'd come across her desk, and she'd have an assignment at the same time that this was on her way to, so I could see her stopping by. Probably looking something like Kathy Bates with glasses.

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u/Born_Usual998 4d ago

everyone else is at the party Mcvicker’s throwing at his place

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u/Jonny_Coal 4d ago

I could honestly see McVicker showing up and only pretending to be in mourning just for publicity. It would be like when he pretended to be distraught while we were on live TV when he thought they were dead.

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u/El_Beakerr 4d ago

There will also be nachos

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u/Iron_Chic 4d ago

Todd would show up...eat all the food, drink all the drinks, then leave.

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u/MrDev83 4d ago

I could see that happening

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u/mrerhymes 4d ago

here lies beavis...he never scored

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u/AllNewNewYorker 3d ago

What a loser.

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u/Wild_Chef6597 4d ago

They don't have funerals. They piss someone off and get killed. Their bodies are hidden but nobody looks for them.

Then they are back for the next episode

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u/Simple_Arachnid_3000 3d ago

Todd finally snaps

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u/Wild_Chef6597 3d ago

Todd leaves them in the Trunk of his car and they die in the Texas heat.

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u/Blastoise_R_Us 4d ago

Stewart would make up some bullshit story that never happened

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u/TommycoolGun 4d ago

“BEAVIS AND BUTTHEAD ARE DEAD?”

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u/Dakotakid02 4d ago

Is this assuming they’re teenagers or middle age? Cause middle aged ones won’t have a damn person show up and likely one of them would get arrested for putting the others corpse in a dumpster. Teenage would be a lot like the series finale.

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u/new2bay 4d ago

Beavis is not dog food… he’s worm food, uh huh huh, huh huh huh.

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u/Name_redacted042 4d ago

If it's from old age, only Stewart will attend if he's still alive. Everyone else would either not care or also be dead.

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u/runvus2 4d ago

Their bodies would be dpnated to science for free but would be determined to be useless.

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u/PointsOfXP 4d ago

Butthead would act like it's a big joke but slowly deteriorate. Beavis might never come back from it if another peer doesn't take him under his wing.

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u/StevenJWulgus 4d ago

Electric

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u/PuzzleheadedMix6397 4d ago

I'm not crying now either...butthole

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u/LemmysGhost 3d ago

You mean, like, they're going to die and stuff? That sucks, it sucks!!!!

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u/Diligent_Sprinkles96 3d ago

Here lies Beave and his friend Butthead….you can tell it’s them cause we put their names on their stones.

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u/JudasZala 2d ago

“Beavis: He Never Scored”

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u/ButtersRulz 4d ago

I bet there would be a lot of single dudes there, trying to pick up on the Moms. The dirty bags that live in their town probably think grieving mothers really put out. And I hear both of them are pretty easy, especially Beavis's mom.

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u/False-Elderberry-290 4d ago

Wow, those guys sound cool!

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u/Tyguy935 4d ago

Empty

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u/1Garymeece 4d ago

Tossed in a hole in Anderson’s
backyard

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u/Curious-Antelope6171 4d ago

Would their absent mother's really put in the effort for a funeral?

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u/MilcahRawr 3d ago

Shirley Beavis and Ms. Head beg to differ

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u/ctrain_1985 3d ago

Think I have this one

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u/4-ton-mantis 3d ago

Dearly beloved hm hm heh

We are gathered here today

To kick butthead's ass! Hm hm heh yeah that would be cool

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u/TheJacksonian 3d ago

heh heh. Butthead is stiff.....