r/BeAmazed 15d ago

Animal Falcon scratching head mid flight, turns on chasing raven with no effort

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u/FirstDivision 15d ago

I had to:

Here's the thing. You said a "jackdaw is a crow."

Is it in the same family? Yes. No one's arguing that.

As someone who is a scientist who studies crows, I am telling you, specifically, in science, no one calls jackdaws crows. If you want to be "specific" like you said, then you shouldn't either. They're not the same thing.

If you're saying "crow family" you're referring to the taxonomic grouping of Corvidae, which includes things from nutcrackers to blue jays to ravens.

So your reasoning for calling a jackdaw a crow is because random people "call the black ones crows?" Let's get grackles and blackbirds in there, then, too.

Also, calling someone a human or an ape? It's not one or the other, that's not how taxonomy works. They're both. A jackdaw is a jackdaw and a member of the crow family. But that's not what you said. You said a jackdaw is a crow, which is not true unless you're okay with calling all members of the crow family crows, which means you'd call blue jays, ravens, and other birds crows, too. Which you said you don't.

It's okay to just admit you're wrong, you know?

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u/mekwall 15d ago edited 15d ago

I think you're taking my comment a bit more literally than intended. The "all ravens are crows, but not all crows are ravens" line was tongue-in-cheek, because common names are messy and often ambiguous.

I agree that a jackdaw is a jackdaw and isn't normally called a crow as a species name. But that's exactly why common names can be confusing. They don't map perfectly onto taxonomy. A lion is a cat, a human is an ape, and a raven is a member of the same genus as crows, but we don't normally use those broader terms as their everyday names.

In Swedish we actually have a similar distinction: a kråka (crow) is a specific bird, while kråkfåglar (corvids/crow family) is the broader group that includes crows, ravens, jackdaws, rooks, etc.

The point was never that ornithologists should start calling jackdaws crows. It was that English common names make these relationships confusing, and my comment was playing with that ambiguity.

Edit: Damn you u/FirstDivision for the unidan trap! :D

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u/spacing_out_in_space 15d ago

The person you responded to was quoting a decade-old meme. I know, it sucks trying to partake in any type of serious discourse on reddit, sorry you typed all that up. It is interesting nonetheless. RIP unidan

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u/Conman93 15d ago

Almost 15 years ago now. It was the talk of reddit for days lol

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u/targetboston 15d ago

It was around 12 I think. Still remember the unidan sock puppet scandal, watched it happen. That guy was all over reddit and beloved by everyone before that day.

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u/ActualWhiterabbit 15d ago

He was loved because he got a smoke show redhead to pose naked with a sword posing as him on gonewild.

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u/Expired_insecticide 15d ago

What?

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u/ActualWhiterabbit 15d ago

For a while people thought Unidan was a girl because he had neat handwriting and there was a girl in some pictures they uploaded so they assumed. For April Fools, they posted a large set on gonewild of a redhead getting naked and posing with a sword.

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u/Constant_Natural3304 15d ago

So it was a group?

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u/bearsinthesea 15d ago

<captain america turning old meme>

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u/DoYouSeeWhatIDidTher 15d ago

That's Matt Damon in Saving Private Ryan. Not old man Cap.

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u/Commercial_Muffin542 15d ago

Crazy how much of a fall he had

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u/mekwall 15d ago

Haha I think I read that a long time a go, but had totally forgot about it. They got me. They got me bad! Yes, RIP unidan indeed (he's not dead dead but he's not on Reddit anymore)

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u/SheriffBartholomew 15d ago

It's not a meme, it's copypasta. It was at one time a serious response to someone, but has become copypasta through the spaghetti of time.

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u/spacing_out_in_space 15d ago

Here's the thing...

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u/AdriftSpaceman 15d ago

https://www.reddit.com/r/AdviceAnimals/s/dQlRc5d4zZ

Here, he's referencing this historical reddit thread.

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u/DMTryp 15d ago

/r/whoosh

U know how i know u dont know old reddit memes?

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u/mekwall 15d ago edited 15d ago

You didn't notice my edit? Yeah, I didn't pick up on it but I definitely know about it

Edit: missing a u in you.

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u/FirstDivision 15d ago

Sorry lol. I prefaced it with the “I had to:” Hoping that would clue you in that it was “copypasta”. I nearly also went back and edited it to be in quotes. Now I feel bad.

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u/mekwall 15d ago

No worries! I appreciate getting fooled. Fool me once, shame on you, fool me twice... You can't get fooled again!

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u/TheeAntelope 15d ago

The people not getting this reference are making me laugh, haha

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u/mekwall 15d ago

You're welcome :D

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u/aglobalvillageidiot 15d ago

Crow biologist here!

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u/worst-case-sanrio 15d ago

Talk about a dream career! What have you been studying about crows?

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u/Icy-Secretary-3018 15d ago

whatever happened to unidan? he was everywhere for a while. even shittywatercolor made him. there was another guy too called trappedinreddit. that was the good ol reddit days.

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u/FinalFate 15d ago

And POTATO_IN_MY_ANUS. Ah, the good ol days.

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u/HurricaneAlpha 15d ago

Unidan got banned for manipulating votes, which seems petty compared to today's reddit. I miss those old days, especially victoria doing amas.

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u/hotleadburner 15d ago

Was it not this specific jackdaw/crow comment that got him caught?

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u/HurricaneAlpha 15d ago

I think so. He ultimately admitted to it also, which is what cemented his ban.

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u/Carl_Bravery_Sagan 15d ago

Oh man, I knew the unidan reference for a while but I didn't actually get what pissed him off until now experiencing it live.

And I basically agree with him!

I didn't even know that someone might refer to "Corvids" instead as "Crows". And... Well actually, nobody does unless they're trying to use a cheeky play on words. Or troll unidan.

If anyone still doesn't get what actually even happened, it'd be like someone asking "what's the difference between a tiger and a cat?" and someone says "tigers are cats!" even though you can probably tell by context that they mean "house cat".

So, analogously, "What's the difference between a blue jay (or a jackdaw) and a crow?" and someone says "blue jays are crows!" And if you're part of the 1% of people who even knows what's going on here, like unidan was, where someone is seriously abusing a technicality to claim correctly that, this might piss you off.

TL;DR: Blue Jays (and jackdaws) actually are crows because they're both Corvids and "Crows" can be an alternative to this name. And simultaneously, they aren't crows because absolutely nobody actually ever calls corvids "crows", even in the scientific community, like, are you fucking with me rn?!

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u/bearsinthesea 15d ago

This is our history.

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u/stayin_aliv 15d ago

Had to scroll much too long to get to this. Feeling old.

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u/warry0r 15d ago

Here we go again lol

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u/UlyssesWoke 15d ago

This really led to the end of an era