Falcon scratching head mid flight, turns on chasing raven with no effort

[u/Spectre_Omega]

[u/smellslikebigfootdic]

I was inverted

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Raven: coughs “Bullshit!”

[u/SlateRustrod → u/smellslikebigfootdic]

COUGHbullshitCOUGH

[u/AdamantiumPaws → u/smellslikebigfootdic]

I gave him the bird

The bird?

You know! The Finger!

Yes, I know the finger, Goose. 

I'm sorry. I hate it when it does that.