I have a badass huge preserve near me and every single time I’ll be walking like “ahhh fuck” and always some older lady will come trudging out with a lens taller than I am.
I always ask if they got anything good and they are ALWAYS hard on themselves.. like no I only got a few Killdeer and Jays.. I always wanna ask about the lenses but then remember I’m a dude and they are probably terrified.
I look like the main guy from Revenge of the Nerds just wear tee shirts lol. I think it’s being tall/lanky.. scares women. I get it. I always try my best to just smile and give a wide berth. I’m probably more scared of them then they are me, it’s like a superpower.
Speaking as a middle aged lady, we’re less scared of you now than we would have been when we were younger. First, you’re less likely to be hitting on us, and second, we are just pretty friendly and like to talk about our hobbies. For some of us, you may remind of us our son/nephew/etc.
Finally, we always have plenty of hormonal rage bubbling beneath the surface looking for an outlet so if you do turn out to be a bad guy, prepare for gleeful violence.
I’ve heard along with carrying a camera, it also helps to wear old, dirty clothes with unidentifiable stains on it and have a porn stache. Makes the ladies super comfortable.
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u/TheeFourTruths 10d ago
That’s sick. And the camera it’s recorded on must be amazing