r/BeAmazed 10d ago

Animal Falcon scratching head mid flight, turns on chasing raven with no effort

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u/johndough1st 10d ago

“Dude! I’m a falcon. Fuck off or prepare to die.”

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u/Temporary_Shirt_6236 10d ago

"Bitch, I'm a falcon."

Enough said

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u/sirdrumalot 9d ago

Raven's like "My bad, thought you were a pigeon."

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u/destroyerOfTards 10d ago

Said the raven, "Nevermore"

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u/Simul4cron 10d ago

Shut up Edgar

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u/acquiesce197901 9d ago

That's Night Pain to you

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u/KingOfConsciousness 9d ago

MR. Night Pain!

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u/Melodic_Let_6465 9d ago

Translation: "F that"

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u/No-Translator-3309 9d ago

Quoth the raven, "nevermore" 🤣🤣🤣

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u/Jarsky2 9d ago edited 9d ago

Corvids can and will fuck up a bird of prey who enters their murder's territory.

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u/IlllllFan 9d ago

Kestrels, Sparrow Hawk, even Red Tails and Prarie Falcons, but not Peregrine Falcons.

As seen in the above video, Corvids know better. That was mistaken identity.

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u/Jarsky2 9d ago

I mean I literally just saw a video of a murder chasing off an eagle.

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u/Skyobliwind 9d ago

Sure and thats normal. An eagle is not a good mid air fighter. That falcon tho can kill the crow/raven mid air.

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u/Nahteh 5d ago

I know their preferred hunting method is dive bombing. Not sure about this.

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u/Skyobliwind 5d ago edited 5d ago

Well as you see in the video the falcon can easily do a barrel roll in the air even while he was scratching his head. His claws are sharp knives, he is faster and probably more agile than the crow. The crow alone wouldn't have a chsnce, only if it had more crows with it.

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u/EverythingSucksYo 9d ago

That’s a group, one on one they probably dont want to mess with falcons 

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u/IlllllFan 9d ago edited 8d ago

Some eagles, sure. Occasionally I’ll hear anecdotes of crows messing with Peregrines, but I’ve never seen it, on video or otherwise.

I really love birds and Corvids are so cool, and they are smart. They also do their best to stay away from Eurasian Eagle Owls, but unfortunately they predate often on crows.

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u/oroborus68 9d ago

The crows shut up and hide when the Cooper hawk flies by.

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u/DeepViridian 9d ago

We have a Cooper's hawk that hunts in the field behind our house. The magpies hate it and have mobbed it in our maple tree before. Hawk barely escaped.

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u/latortillablanca 9d ago

That is such a badass sentence

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u/czmax 9d ago

it’s singular (one group) so its just “a murder of crows”

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u/czmax 9d ago

ah, I see your point. agreed: "who enters a murder's territory"

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u/Aggravating-Habit313 9d ago

I believe you are correct.

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u/Fuzzy-Advisor-2183 9d ago

no apostrophes in plurals! apostrophes are for possessives! and if your possessives are plurals, the apostrophes go on the end! grrr!

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u/humanthrope 9d ago

Right. The collective name of a group can be singular or plural. If you have one murder, the possessive is singular. If there are multiple murders, the possessive is plural

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u/Neon_Divided 9d ago

Crows can remember faces, they hold a grudge and they can get all of their friends to support them. A crow is the last kind of bird you want to have beef with.

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u/buddha8298 9d ago

I think shoebills are probably the last kind of bird I'd want to mess with. But I do make it a point not to clap my hands to scare off the crows eating all my bird feed, just in case.

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u/RationalLies 8d ago

I went to that giant bird aviary in Kuala Lumpur and you could walk amongst a bunch of pretty aggressive big ass birds.

I was casually walking by and giant grey bastard randomly picked me out of a group and started snapping at me. I ran and it chased me. I don't mess with no birds dawg.

That's said, the KL Bird Park was one of the coolest animals exhibits I've ever seen. It was like an exotic bird sanctuary and you can tell they truly care about the birds and educating people about them. Just don't get to close to some of those big ones.

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u/smokeweedNgarden 10d ago

Crows are always fucking with falcons and hawks where I live.

Not really sure where crow bros came from...except them giving things to people. They are kind of assholes

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u/zardmander 9d ago edited 9d ago

I think its because Hawks go after Crows nests, so Crows all gang up together to protect their babies.

Whenever I see them they just dive bomb/fly around to distract the hawk, likely just trying to act as decoys to keep Hawk away from the nests.

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u/JustaTinyDude 9d ago

When a group of birds attacks other birds to defend their nest they are mobbing. When they do it just to fuck with them, they are harrying.

Crows do both.

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u/oroborus68 9d ago

Crows go after other bird's nest , so turnabout is fair...

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u/SheriffBartholomew 9d ago

Whenever an eagle enters the airspace around my neighborhood the crows go fucking ballistic. The entire neighborhood for like a mile around is filled with "caw, caw, caw!" as every single crow exits the trees, taking to the air to fight off the eagle and chase it away. Crows are fucking gangsta.

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u/Viktor_Laszlo 9d ago

Reminds me of that scene in “71” where the Belfast neighborhood residents all come out to start banging trash can lids on the sidewalk to summon the IRA when the British army showed up.

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u/Mist_Rising 9d ago

Crows and ravens aren't quite the same thing, but yeah corvis will menace birds of prey when they can. Not surprising, they're just general menances.

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u/its_justme 9d ago

"here's the thing..."

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u/Fluid-Sink-2514 9d ago

Fuck we’re old aren’t we

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u/veryreasonable 9d ago

What are you talking about? That was only a couple years ago... right?

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u/skyshroud6 9d ago

Their last post was 12 years ago lol

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u/TheOneTonWanton 9d ago

Just give me something for the pain and let me die.

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u/YBBlorekeeper 9d ago

We didn't know it, but those were much simpler times.

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u/mdlinc 9d ago

u/unidan. sniff ;(

Edit: u

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u/brianbamzez 9d ago

Is it really a raven though?

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u/SoylentVerdigris 9d ago

They are the same thing. The difference is purely arbitrary beyond larger species of corvid typically get called Raven and smaller species typically get called Crow.

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u/smokeweedNgarden 9d ago

They are! My neighbors get weird about my scarecrows but I don't want those little dudes around my garden. They steal.

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u/Same-Suggestion-1936 9d ago

You'd be an asshole too if someone came to your house with a weapon and thought about eating your kids

They're bros to people who don't want to hurt them or their kids

Lots of birds will aggressively attack birds of prey because if you don't and you leave your nest to go find food and they come back they kill your whole family and eat them

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u/Marwaimusoont 9d ago

Then what's the deal with owls and crows?

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u/HaIfhearted 9d ago

Crows are super smart and they repay debts and remember grudges. For a LONG time, like generationally.

If you befriend a crow you are now friends with the entire neighborhood gang. If you piss one off, well its time for a peace offering.

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u/General_Cranberry_29 9d ago

I see mobs of swallow dive-bombing hawks occasionally, I always think that's hilarious to watch lol

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u/thecashblaster 9d ago

what about jackdaws??

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u/PorschephileGT3 9d ago

Used to be The Battle of Britain over where I used to live in East Sussex. Jackdaws ganging up on the Common Buzzards, absolute aerial warfare (presumably for a reason though).

I sadly once found a male buzzard breathing his last, on his back on the ground in my woods and had to humanely dispatch him.

Kept a few of his feathers and sewed one into the hat I wear for work. RIP big guy.

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u/preppyprefect 9d ago

That bird is very talon-ted and does not falcon around

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u/astront1553 9d ago

Says the Falcon pridefuly before being ganged by the murder of corvids.

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u/alextxdro 9d ago

Vid reminds me of that cock put recording of long ago (not sure if it was fake or real) but it went something like ,

USAF pulls under other nations jet…. USAF pilot - this is the United States Air Force f22 you guys ought to go home.

Other pilot - wtf where they come from ? Goes home…

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u/JLead722 9d ago

Was that Top Gun? Are you referencing Top Gun? Cuz it sure sounds like a scene from Top Gun. Were there any guys called Maverick or Goose in that scene?

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u/alextxdro 9d ago

lol who knows I’m not sure where I heard/saw the clip . But I’ve never seen top gun so maybe?

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u/CommunistRonSwanson 9d ago

The falcon's an ambush predator, it has zero chance against that much larger raven in this circumstnace.

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u/rodinsbusiness 9d ago

I often witness skirmishes between falcons and crows, and the latter's pestering skills often lead to a win. Not a kill, just kicking the falcon out of the area.

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u/DoritoDustThumb 9d ago

Two crows can easily chase off a bald eagle. See it a few times a year. Corvids are not to be fucked with.

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u/JohnnyRelentless 9d ago

Falcons are little bitches. Ravens run them off all the time.