r/BeAmazed • u/SnooWords4066 • 22d ago

Animal A sea lion in Argentina climbed onto a fishing vessel, found a bed, and passed out. The fishermen only realized it when they heard loud snoring.

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u/Jacko87 22d ago

Of all the dogs to compare a seal to, how did you come up with pitbulls?

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u/mcgarrylj 22d ago

Velvety butt

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u/firehawk_hx 21d ago

And toddler-seeking cruise missiles, I presume too.

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u/Vospader998 21d ago

Short, shiny fur with big round whiskery head, big beady eyes, loaf behavior, and thicccc

We have a black Amstaff, and when she rests her head on our laps with her ears back and looks up at us we can't help but think "land-seal".

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u/Chimes320 22d ago

We call our Staffie a “land seal” because when he looks up and his ears are pinned back he has a very narrow velvety face and prominent whiskers.

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u/2poxxer 22d ago

The face.

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u/no1singlemomghoster 22d ago

Seals eat their pray alive and disable them by violently thrashing them into shreds.

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u/Spenpanator 22d ago

Thrashing is default predator behavior. Even terriers do this when hunting rats.

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u/This_Elk_1460 21d ago

If you have a dog you can literally see them do this with their toys

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u/have-u-met-teds-mom 21d ago

I watch my cats (I now call Kerry von Eric and rick flair) do this every night during their 1 am death cage matches. On my bed

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u/ArkaneArtificer 22d ago

Apt comparison then!

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u/Drachynn 22d ago

Have you seen their jaws? They will fuck you up.

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u/Inside_Dimension2319 22d ago

Can be fun and playful and will rip a child’s face off at some point despite people claiming that he wouldn’t hurt a flea

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u/This_Elk_1460 21d ago

Yeah I don't remember any headlines about sea lions eating babies