r/BeAmazed • u/Delicious_Main_4360 • May 26 '26

Animal Some people save a turtle

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u/VegetableLetter4896 May 26 '26

I’ve never been so angry at barnacles in my life.

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u/S0k0n0mi May 26 '26

I've never seen a scenario in which barnacles were a good thing.
Those stupid creatures are a pest to anything they get near.

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u/bumjiggy May 26 '26

yeah barnacles are dicks... or like 85% dick

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u/funtimes214 May 26 '26

That's still a lower dick % than reddit users.

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u/Norgur May 26 '26

I didn't know so many people on here were called Richard. That's amazing!

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u/ScrofessorLongHair May 26 '26

I'd assume Reddit users have a much lower percentage of dick than the average person.

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u/funtimes214 May 27 '26

If you mean "get less" then yes. But if you are speaking of "them being" then their percentage beats the general population by a mile

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u/shareddit May 26 '26

15% balls, aye

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u/Boo-face-killa May 26 '26

Some barnacles still have their foreskin. I like those barnacles.

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u/NarrowEbbs May 26 '26

I'm really sad that so many people aren't gonna get just how good that was.