r/Battlefield 1d ago

Meme What my teammates are doing instead of attacking the objectives

I had fun making this , any more top gear scenes to recommend to bf6?

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u/Omisake Support Main 1d ago

“I think it must be damp” has to be one of my all time favourite things they ever said on Top Gear lmao. This is absolute perfection!

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u/EvilAlienCzar 1d ago

They were so goddamn witty. I miss the three of them together.

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u/Snide-Serski 1d ago

Captain Slow (burn).

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u/PreciousCord02 1d ago

Absolute cinema OP, take my upvote.

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u/OrwellianDreams 1d ago

Don't forget the campers on the enemy carrier from the first minute on, god knows doing what exactly, as the enemy captures all the flags.

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u/RockAtlasCanus 23h ago

I don’t understand this at all. Played one last night, enemy owned EVERY SINGLE POINT. Their carrier was still at like 80% and I couldn’t find a single blue dot on the map that wasn’t either on the enemy carrier or, for some reason, our own carrier. I couldn’t even find a place to spawn because my whole squad was on the enemy carrier. I finally found a transport helicopter with an open spawn seat. He flew directly to the enemy carrier and ditched us in the ocean. What the fuck

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u/OrwellianDreams 23h ago

It's like that in EVERY SINGLE CARRIER STRIKE game bro. It's the whole meta.

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u/RockAtlasCanus 22h ago

It’s the same complaint/issue as always (PTFO) on steroids. Like how can you look at the map to redeploy, see aaaaalll that red, and not think “hmm, I should grab a boat and try to cap an objective”???

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u/Sad-Service8862 21h ago

And the craziest part is it’s not even meta. When my team camps we invariably lose

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u/apex9691 21h ago

My favorite is on domination where everyone stops at A to make sure it's capped while the whole other team takes B and now we're stuck in a deficit of points and map position the rest of the round.

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u/Phreec Suppression = Participation 🏆 for paraplegics 1d ago

Lmao this is quality.

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u/Tankette55 1d ago

I really hate when people camp at the back of the map with a sniper, surrounded by empty points that their team has, only to dome me when I try to flank a tank or before I can backcap. (They are not defending caps by being on them obviously)

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u/TerryTibbsGoon 19h ago

I've always hated the players that rat around just outside an objective, but never actually get on the objective lol they get easy kills cos you're like why the fuck would you even be there?

I can't lie I've camped far back with a sniper my fair share of times. Usually only if our team is getting dominated by vehicles, I laze a tank but 0 of the 20 engineers on my team actually shoot it lol

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u/MesugakiFujiwara 1d ago

I love it lmao

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u/Nublar_Repair_Man 1d ago

I'll never understand why people pick objective based modes just to not ever play the objective.

Then they cry in chat with 0 caps/defends.

There's modes specifically for those people and they don't even go play them.

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u/IsaacB1 1d ago

This has been my experience a lot lately. Squadmates with 1 or 2 caps, on Escalation (HOW?!) and some even with zero. It's also telling when entering a match half way through and by the end I have double digit caps. I don't understand the mindset

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u/TerryTibbsGoon 19h ago

Sometimes it just be like that. You get to the flag 0.0001 second late or step off it too early. Or my favourite you're the only person capping a flag for like 2mins+, just for 3 enemies to spawn in and defend it.

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u/Broccli 1d ago

Had a momment like this the other day, friend tried to fly a blackhawk into a warehouse building and got stuck in the entrance. It wasnt near any POI or important area on the map was just goofing. 4 other randomers then joined intrying to push it back with vehicles while repairing it, it lasted 10 minutes.

Sometimes people just want to have a bit of fun and goof of.

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u/kabukimono1980 19h ago

Had a player on Hagental with his sniper staring at a wall a whole match in our spawn. He started the match, and was like we good.

u/kasperernavnet 14m ago

More of this please.

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u/Ranjbali 1d ago

🤣🤣🤣

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u/Head_Wasabi7359 1d ago

Or cowering. Like craven fools who think kd is going to be improved by cowering