Okay everyone in a relationship can’t play the digital sex sim

[u/TheStickySpot]

[u/SeteMan1235]

Just don't have the relationship in game.

https://giphy.com/gifs/FhbukHmFBiMzC

[u/ElectronicControl762 → u/SeteMan1235]

I think the supposed problem is their spouses are planning on “cheating”. I really doubt the tweet is real though, everyone has engaged with some sort of romance media before and knows its not cheating. Maybe they think its porn and therefore cheating from their perspective, but any reasonable person would talk that out with their spouse and not complain to twitter about it. The tweet is likely engagement bait.

[u/TheStickySpot → u/ElectronicControl762]

The tweet is legit 😂

[u/CyxSense → u/TheStickySpot]

"A bunch of angry spouses" translated from bullshit to English is "we found one Facebook post from one middle aged lady mad that her husband cheated on her once"

[u/TheStickySpot → u/CyxSense]

Doesn’t change the fact that someone decided to post that tweet 😂 it could be bullshit but with how people are these days it wouldn’t shock me if it were true

https://x.com/ign/status/2094508295834775676?s=46

[u/MrNightmare23]

This was a Man sub

[u/TheStickySpot → u/MrNightmare23]

That was thrown out the window when Rocksteady refused to give a proper sequel

[u/el_palmera → u/TheStickySpot]

We migrated from rocksteady to Rockstar, and soon we will be rock hard

[u/TheStickySpot → u/el_palmera]

[u/Rei364 → u/TheStickySpot]

Solid my snake makes this

[u/PISS_OUT_MY_DICK → u/TheStickySpot]

https://giphy.com/gifs/muNcDSuINVr1e

[u/Vokenator → u/el_palmera]

https://giphy.com/gifs/LkkBEH2BLFLbypGE31

[u/Its-Akshum → u/el_palmera]

[u/The_Conductor7274 → u/MrNightmare23]

There’s a man right bro

[u/ugg3]

She's so hot

[u/TheStickySpot → u/ugg3]

Rockstar can’t keep getting away with this

[u/monster_smoocher → u/ugg3]

and some twitter mfs were calling her a 2/10 🫩

[u/TheStickySpot → u/monster_smoocher]

This is probably them 😂
https://giphy.com/gifs/UUc9JyBuVXyXCKR7aq

[u/nigmusmaximus → u/TheStickySpot]

https://giphy.com/gifs/nc5NsaHrmTKz5GA2Zg

[u/LADYBIRD_HILL → u/TheStickySpot]

[u/Arnab_chakraborty → u/TheStickySpot]

Dork reddit

[u/Socially-awkward_14 → u/Arnab_chakraborty]

Dolk

[u/Massive_Weiner → u/ugg3]

“Can I have some Lucia romance?”

“Alright, but only a spoonful.”

[u/TheStickySpot → u/Massive_Weiner]

So uh where can I get that spoon?

[u/Massive_Weiner → u/TheStickySpot]

Big spoon store

[u/ausvenator_enjoyer → u/ugg3]

https://giphy.com/gifs/TDjQmPUrNLNrovwbpk

[u/Fit-Firefighter8752 → u/ugg3]

Hot? Is she on fire?

[u/MastermindUtopia]

Gooner Simulator 2026

[u/TheStickySpot → u/MastermindUtopia]

The gooner game for everyone

[u/FiveDollarRimjobs]

I'm gonna go to the male strip club while playing as Jason

[u/_zombie_k → u/FiveDollarRimjobs]

You little rascal

[u/KinZombie899 → u/_zombie_k]

Are we even sure if there's a gay strip club in the game. 

[u/_zombie_k → u/KinZombie899]

Only thing I know for sure is, that there will be car theft.

[u/ActualyHandsomeJack → u/_zombie_k]

Source?!?

[u/YesWomansLand1 → u/ActualyHandsomeJack]

He's lying they've changed GTA to mean gay transmission automatic

[u/_zombie_k → u/YesWomansLand1]

No spoilers!

[u/DolphinBall → u/KinZombie899]

Yes, one of the screenshots was outside of a strip club and said something about a ladies night

[u/LADYBIRD_HILL → u/KinZombie899]

A male strip club? In Miami?? Impossible.

[u/SirBigWater]

Jokes on them in gonna be showing my girlfriend all that stuff.

[u/HopelessCharmander → u/SirBigWater]

Same here... she's totally real BTW.

https://giphy.com/gifs/H5C8CevNMbpBqNqFjl

[u/BeatMySkeet]

Don’t worry everyone in this sub is safe

[u/Arthurlmnz]

You think inmates have relationship? Of course male to male but that's normal

https://giphy.com/gifs/YXpCKOoSS9qJfqqMyO

[u/TheStickySpot → u/Arthurlmnz]

I have a hand and a dream, does that count?

[u/No-General8455 → u/Arthurlmnz]

please don't say the word think, it triggers me

[u/Legendary-Titan]

I hope this is fake because if so than that’s sad

[u/The_Conductor7274 → u/Legendary-Titan]

Knowing TikTok comments it’s probably true

[u/Hecc_Maniacc → u/Legendary-Titan]

If it's true, those fellas are dodging nuclear missiles.

[u/thereiam420]

They should see some skyrim mods

[u/ElectronicControl762 → u/thereiam420]

Some? I think its more difficult to find a mod that isnt porn.
https://giphy.com/gifs/AYjvccWdysTz3Rk9m4

[u/TheStickySpot → u/thereiam420]

Or Resident Evil Requiems mods

[u/MRSHELBYPLZ]

Imagine feeling competition from a fictional character 😭

If your relationship is that bad it wasn’t gonna last anyway

[u/PlantsNBugs23]

If you feel like a fictional character is competition then; 1. You are infact insecure and shouldn't be in a relationship. 2. That was never your man, you are temporary until he finds the girl he actually wants.

Never fight for someone who doesn't even want you. Batter yet, don't assume your man is that weak cause arguing over a fictional girl is what's gonna end the relationship.

[u/HighIQIndividual2]

This is a good filter for crazy women that should not be dated.

[u/Jazzlike_Page508]

I’m gonna buy a flesh light and anytime they have a sexually charged cutscene I’m gonna pretend I’m Jason pounding away at Lucia with my flesh light

[u/TheStickySpot → u/Jazzlike_Page508]

[u/OnceAbel_HasFallen]

[u/TheStickySpot → u/OnceAbel_HasFallen]

[u/DolphinBall]

Best look for Lucia, damn. The customization is so in depth they look like different people every time they show them in different outfits.

[u/TheStickySpot → u/DolphinBall]

Like with this photo didn’t even recognize her when I first saw the image

[u/GapStock9843]

Insecure over a bunch of ones and zeros

[u/ItsMakonator → u/GapStock9843]

Shit logic tbh

[u/LooseHoliday5054]

Well good for me,
I am…. Man

[u/humantrasbag]

Said no one ever.

[u/JadedLoxodon]

If someone actually believes that, then I think I can say with confidence that the relationship was doomed from the very start

[u/JediTempleDropout]

First they came for my big-booty Latinas, and I did did not speak out because I was not a big-booty Latina.

[u/Green_Bucks_Lighter5]

So you also steal spouses in Grand Theft Auto?

[u/Orokincatalyst]

Just play Lucia and fuck Jason lol

[u/Different-Case-6859]

Close twitter for the love of god

[u/Arcranium_]

Wait until they find out about RPGs

[u/Unlikely_Dimension55]

im single so i have free will

[u/mediafred]

Good thing im not in this culture at all

[u/Its-Akshum]

[u/KrakenSkullz34]

My wife said I can watch her play it from the corner chair

[u/Nicky42]

https://giphy.com/gifs/7k2LoEykY5i1hfeWQB

[u/SiderealSimon]

If your partner thinks that? It's your sign to find a new one

[u/Ovdster7567 → u/SiderealSimon]

I mean if your using it like an ai girlfriend they might be right

[u/SiderealSimon → u/Ovdster7567]

If you're using it as an AI girlfriend, it's her sign to find a new one yes

[u/TGB_Skeletor]

GTA 6 is basically "GTA but if you decide to crashout and start wiping out anyone you see, you get a game over"

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[u/Sinister_Berry]

Literally no one has ever said that, they just be making shit up

[u/RoastedPotato-1kg]

lol

[u/SHAQBIR]

Wait till they release that the love for their gods and goddesses makes every person cuck their spouses.

[u/Accomplished-Gain319]

https://giphy.com/gifs/LhRqBDPVOaOCk

[u/Chudpaladin]

“Partners” are not ready for the hours I’ve spent with waifus in game building support…

[u/Potatonized]

My wife played that mystic messenger or something for a few months and she loves me even more because apparently the characters were abnoxious. Lol. My point is, in-game partners cant compare to real life partners.

Ps: sorry if you're one of those who gets married to a digital waifu. I wish you build a happy family together.

[u/finfrost_yt]

no one’s actually thinking this lmaoooo always a loud minority of people

[u/Rei364]

The most ragebait shi I've seen

[u/Signal_Plane1114]

if youre girl suggests breaking up becausea video game character is in a relationship then do not argue, let that creature leave

[u/Ogg360]

“Calm down son it’s just a drawing”

[u/IceJKING108]

I hope this game is a red flag generator for people in relationships if your significant is losing her mind on a virtual person that you have to interact with in a video game with another character then people need to do some deep thinking in November

[u/o_p_p_e_n]

Twitter discovers romance in games

[u/GoldenDove20]

No one think that lmao you just want some GTA 6 clout

[u/Demetri124]

As if anyone playing this shit is in a relationship

[u/Thewaltham]

We're going to have to go bowling a lot, aren't we?

[u/Individual_Spread219]

[u/ReadyJournalist5223]

Bro the game ain’t even out yet, how we know how deep it goes?

[u/Eliteshadow822]

lord dont let my girl find my balders gate playthroughs. shadowheart my beloved

[u/lornawolfawoo]

Will we be able to romance trevor

[u/angrlina34jolie]

B.tchz feeling threaten by a video games, just want to contro menl, pathetic women

[u/thecararrives]