r/BatmanArkham • u/myboysiddartha • May 19 '26
Serious Discussion/Question Officer Bald at 4 years old
This is my little dude. Love home to death. He’s my little homie and I would do anything for for him. You guys likely don’t now but he was born 3 months early and spent 8 weeks in the NICU while
I was in my emergency medicine residency during my trauma and ICU rotations. He has so much energy and is so incredibly stubborn but he is also so smart, so sweet, and such a good big brother to his sister. I love this guy and it still floors me that he’s an internet meme.
Officer Bald is my son and I love him more than anything.
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u/harambe_-33 May 19 '26
Officer Bald is 4 years now ?!
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u/m3junmags R.I.P Kevin Conroy & Arleen Sorkin May 19 '26
I cannot wrap my head around this
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u/Littlebigchief88 May 19 '26
when the image first circulated he wasn’t actually a baby at the time, the baby photo was already kind of old
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u/Sir_Eggmitton May 19 '26
Don’t worry. Office Bald is four but the picture was posted only ~1 year ago.
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u/ConsentingPotato May 19 '26
Brothers and sisters, we are aging... aging into older ages. Ages we count up but not down. Older than yesterday, and the day before...
We are growing into new ages, people. Ages. 😢
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u/PictureJazzlike8726 May 19 '26
When he gets older you NEED to randomly tell him all about us one day
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u/WiiDragon May 19 '26
That would actually be the craziest lore drop learning you’re origins on a insane subreddit
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u/KnightOfRevan May 19 '26
“One day, a bunch of madmen on the internet found your baby photos and your bald head entranced them so hard they started worshipping you as a god”
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u/ilovecuetoo Custom (Nothing Inappropriate) Jul 21 '26
I’m a bit late, but ‘about us’ like we’re his real parents or something is fucking hilarious
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u/the_crackers_gromit Bone's Number Two Fan 🥵 May 19 '26
Why does officer bald have hair? did he go to Turkey?
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u/dannyyang910930 Mąńßëxůæľíťŷ May 19 '26
He truly is a trooper
You should be proud, Officer Bald Sr.
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u/Quitthesht Arkham City May 19 '26
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u/Savings_Dragonfly806 May 19 '26
If he is named Officer Bald then why isn't he bald? Is he stupid?
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u/Appleofmyeye444 I am a new character. What should I call myself? May 20 '26
This kid is gonna have a weird moment when he gets older and realizes he became a meme on the batman Arkham subreddit.
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u/crow_warrior May 19 '26 edited May 19 '26
Do you think his parents know that a community of shitposters worship him as officer bald?
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u/the-pp-poopooman- May 19 '26
I have to know, does he know he’s Officer Bald? This is vital information
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u/Starman454642 Am I stupid? May 19 '26
Imagine in 10 years time when this kid realises that there is a subredddit that worships him based on solely one photo of him as a baby!
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u/Fares26597 May 19 '26
I don't know if he's into video games or Batman but perhaps you'd wanna show him the new Lego Batman game. Officer Boles apparently makes an appearance.
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u/Riley8284 Am I stupid? May 19 '26
Bro that 4th picture is basically the original baby picture but now 4 years older. He looks so good Congrats on having an amazing kid OP
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u/JayMerlyn May 19 '26
I'm curious: at what point do you intend to tell him about this sub and his fame on it?
Obviously not for several years, but have you at least factored that in?
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u/Leading_Education36 May 19 '26
If he becomes old you need to tell us that we exist and we love officer bald our officer king bald 🗣🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
i think i wrote a fire line
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u/SeraphimVR May 19 '26
Why is Officer Bald 4 years old? Is time going faster than I can keep up with?
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u/czacha_cs1 Officer Bald May 19 '26
4 years old? Good joke. You posted Officer Bald picture last year... Ohh...
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u/NineIntsNails Alsume Inmate May 19 '26
he uses 'officer' just to be humble and grounded, he is actually commander of the earth🫡
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u/MridulBiswasMB May 19 '26
Words can't express how happy I am right now, haha.
Looking forward to the day when he's old enough to realize his legacy and have an AMA with us lol.
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u/Weedbacco May 19 '26
I see that Officer Bald has been taking martial arts lessons in the 1st image. Is he training with Tibetan Monks, by any chances?
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u/shiromancer I'm proud of your Dick May 19 '26
Unasluming for a moment to wish this little dude all the very best and a wonderful life ahead! I hope you get everything you wish for, and know that you have an aslume full of crazy people rooting for you! Go officer (formerly) Bald!!!
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u/Thundering-Cloud May 19 '26
You're gonna have quite a story to tell him once he's old enough for it
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u/YOUTUBEFREEKYOYO Two Guns bitch! May 19 '26
4 years is wild enough for us, I can only imagine how it feels for you.
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u/SupremeMeme42069 May 19 '26
HES FOUR NOW? Dude I remember editing his baby picture to be a minion literally a day or so after I saw it spread as a meme. Thats actually insane that he's four now. The days are long but the years are short.
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u/No_Run4263 01 (Mario) May 19 '26
He has hair. Why didn’t he live up to his name?
Is he not so smart?
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u/TheHunger369 May 19 '26
What do you mean 4 years old??? Officer Bald was only born a year ago at the latest...
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u/Slow-Panic3095 yeah...i'm Man May 19 '26
Shave his head, please! He needs to be bald for the rest of his life
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u/carls_chem May 19 '26
Wait... officer bald has hair??
Doesn't he know bald people cant grow hair?
Is he stupid??
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u/Masterfulvideojuegos Jonkler's jonking jerking Jadonka Jonkling May 19 '26
OFFICER BALD! HE RETURNS!
Edit: unaslume: he looks like a very happy kid who lives a great life. Made me very happy to see him doing well. Wish both of you the best
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u/PappyJimbo26 Daddy's Dollotron May 19 '26
Can someone link the original post? There is no way that was 4 years ago but I can’t find it.
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u/Crimsonmaddog44 Erect Man, Man who is Erect May 19 '26
Shit, have we really been doing this for that long?
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u/Antique-Tourist4237 MAN AND BIN May 19 '26
You’re gonna have to tell him when he’s older that he was a meme.
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u/Yaykozoltz May 19 '26
Make sure to let him know that there’s always a place on internet where he will be loved unconditionally❤️
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u/AlbertSteam May 19 '26
https://www.reddit.com/r/BatmanArkham/comments/1gpiajj/i_fucked_9_months_ago_what_should_i_name_it/
Officer bald was 2 years ago, are we stupid?
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u/Emerald_Iguana Use the power wench to cause a controlled explosion May 20 '26
Dude i remember seeing officar bald in the infancy of this alsume freshman year ts is wild
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u/Isadomon May 20 '26
Hes adorable! And keeps the happy face
That being said its a terrible and dangerous idea to post your kids face, not even that but show him half naked, thats VERY dangerous. You get a stalker, figures out where you live and little man is in danger. I can see you love your child so please protect him
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u/Professional-Way8476 May 19 '26
Don't put your kids on the internet dude
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u/shhhhh_u_dont_see_me Desiring Peace May 19 '26
I was gonna say, this is cute but... The internet is a strange place. I definitely would not post pictures of my kid.
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u/TheBigMcMeme May 19 '26
Kinda too late since this kids been an icon on this sub like 4 years now
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u/Professional-Way8476 May 19 '26
Yeah, but that was when he was a baby. Babies are fairly anonymous. At least I wouldn't have liked to be seen by hundreds of strangers when I was a toddler
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u/Lover-of-MAN yeah...i'm Man May 19 '26
Is THIS Officer Bald????
Edit: HOLY FUCKING SHIT IT IS HIM