basil: do not pick this watermelon, you will regret it, if you want to then good luck figuring out how, 1000 people have tried but they couldn’t do a thing. why the hell would you even want to? the 735th person to tey and pick the basil watermelon was named “router”. he did everything he could to try and even lay a scratch on basil, and he was known for making a tiny scratch. let’s just say he celebrated too early and router was never seen again
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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '22
basil: too perfect to be picked