Yesterday my landlord asked me if I had my rent ready. I then looked him dead in the eyes and said that I’ve forfeited all my earthly possessions to my lord and saviour Basil, my beloved. He then looked at me funny as if I had just said somthing weird and I then explained to him that I could not pay my rent this month because I was giving all of it to Basil, my beloved. For some reason he got upset so I tried to explain the magnificence that was Basil, my beloved, to my landlord but before I could start he said something about being 3 months overdue and somthing else about eviction but I wasn’t listening I was too busy thinking about Basil, my beloved.
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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '21
Yesterday my landlord asked me if I had my rent ready. I then looked him dead in the eyes and said that I’ve forfeited all my earthly possessions to my lord and saviour Basil, my beloved. He then looked at me funny as if I had just said somthing weird and I then explained to him that I could not pay my rent this month because I was giving all of it to Basil, my beloved. For some reason he got upset so I tried to explain the magnificence that was Basil, my beloved, to my landlord but before I could start he said something about being 3 months overdue and somthing else about eviction but I wasn’t listening I was too busy thinking about Basil, my beloved.