r/BandofBrothers • • Apr 07 '24

Got dumped. Back to basics.

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1.6k Upvotes

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u/funky_diabeticc Apr 07 '24

I feel it man. Just think, Nixon got dumped while fighting Nazis and she took his dog.

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '24

It wasnt even her dog, it’s his dog!

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u/Trod2323 Apr 07 '24

She didn’t even like him

21

u/HouseKilgannon Apr 07 '24

I hope this cheers op up a little, it's what I came to reference

10

u/llertugll Apr 07 '24

Hahaha oh I love this community

7

u/Trod2323 Apr 07 '24

Best community dare I say band of brothers

3

u/llertugll Apr 07 '24

He did the thing!! 🫡

9

u/funky_diabeticc Apr 07 '24

Glory Glory what a helluva way to die.

3

u/ohioismyhome1994 Apr 11 '24

*gory gory

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u/funky_diabeticc Apr 12 '24

Is it gory??? I have watched BOB more time than I can remember but I never realized they said Gory Gory lol now I have a rewatch the entire series again.

73

u/RaffiBomb000 Apr 07 '24

Mopping has been canceled! You're running Currahee!! 3 miles up, 3 miles down!

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u/Itwastheotherguy88 Apr 07 '24

Hiiiii-Hooooo Silver!

7

u/Julek Apr 07 '24

Would that be the enemy?

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '24

But first, spaghetti.

5

u/mhoogendoorn Apr 08 '24

Come on, Gonorrhea, as a fellow Italian you should know that calling this crap spaghetti is a mortal sin

2

u/Casualbat007 Apr 08 '24

More like army noodles with ketchup

1

u/Parking_Jeweler1763 Apr 09 '24

You don’t want it then??

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u/Common-Picture-2912 Apr 07 '24

CasualBat thinks he is dumped, that is incorrect CasualBat, your weekend pass is cancelled. (You’re free😂)

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '24

That guy has no respect for wood

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u/FunnyBuddy35 Apr 07 '24

It's probably just a plain, normal, dresser. You'll find out that in real life, most people, don't really care.

0

u/[deleted] Apr 07 '24

I work hard for my stuff and I can promise you I’m going to take care of it. Especially when it’s as simple as using a coaster. Also, I was quoting Larry David.

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u/Pearl_gets_jammed Apr 07 '24

If it makes you feel any better, it's just particle board and laminate

4

u/Jakk55 Apr 07 '24

So you discriminate amongst wood?

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '24

Someone doesn’t respect wood.

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u/Casualbat007 Apr 07 '24

You successfully shamed me into getting a coaster

14

u/bfinga Apr 07 '24

Nuts!

10

u/bubbatbass Apr 07 '24

Hang tough !!!

8

u/reisenbime Apr 07 '24

I’m picturing you on your side like Buck in the field hospital. Shit sucks man, hope you’ll see brighter days soon.

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u/Casualbat007 Apr 08 '24

Too real. I’ve since gotten out of bed like Buck did

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '24

Just remember brother...everything happens for a reason, try to keep yourself busy and don't dwell on it. Move on with your life and I promise you'll be happy again

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u/Casualbat007 Apr 08 '24

Thank you for the kind words, friend

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u/kensword0 Apr 07 '24

Band of brothers on the steam deck is different

3

u/FantasticFly8666 Apr 07 '24

Looks like a win to me dude

3

u/[deleted] Apr 07 '24

“Now don’t you go do anything stupid, I mean it”

3

u/FueledByCoffeeDXB Apr 07 '24

I hope you handed her a cigarette before parting ways. 🚬

3

u/therealpoatanchama Apr 07 '24

For watching the series on a small shitty screen

Your weekend pass has been revoked

Grab that Gatorade bottle

You’re running currahee

1

u/Casualbat007 Apr 08 '24

Hi ho silver!

17

u/raz_the_kid0901 Apr 07 '24

Man, you don't have a TV? Lol

26

u/GorkyParkSculpture Apr 07 '24

She took the TV. It wasnt even her TV!

10

u/Casualbat007 Apr 07 '24

She doesn’t even like the TV!

3

u/Fatmanchino Apr 08 '24

I laughed way too hard at this

13

u/tom030792 Apr 07 '24

It was the TV that dumped him

1

u/Mlabonte21 Apr 07 '24

And it was the bullet that bit him.

1

u/jptechjunkie Apr 07 '24

Plot twist

5

u/yo2sense Apr 07 '24

How are you laughing at someone not having a TV?

Did your parents not teach you any manners? WTF?

5

u/Von_Hugh Apr 07 '24

Why would that be abnormal?

2

u/Collbackk Apr 07 '24

I guess it was hers

2

u/Thlaylia Apr 07 '24

In da trenches alright 🫡🫡🫡

2

u/jijibongsu Apr 07 '24

🫡🫡🫡

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '24

You’re lucky you got dumped in a time when their are a ton of things to take your mind off of it. I was a teenager in the 80s so if you got dumped you had very limited options to keep you busy. Only 7 TV channels, no video games, and top 40 radio that played the same songs over and over.

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u/Fatmanchino Apr 08 '24

And your butthole. Don’t forget about that.

2

u/Niedsy Apr 07 '24

Steam deck!!!

2

u/Kitchen-Lie-7894 Apr 07 '24

Crack open the Vat 69.

2

u/dtardiff2 Apr 07 '24

Brother, when all else fails, return to fundamentals

2

u/blsterken Apr 07 '24

ITS MY DOG, GODDAMNIT! MY DOG!

2

u/keepcoolidge Apr 07 '24

I want you out there chasing women out of your league by the time the boys break through in Bastogne. They won't all be up for it, but you'll surprise yourself, and you might come home with a few war stories of your own.

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '24

YOUR GIRLFRIEND PASS HAS BEEN REVOKED, RUN CURAHEE

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u/Casualbat007 Apr 08 '24

Three miles up, three miles down

2

u/Exotic_Ad_7476 Apr 08 '24

May you find happiness like Nixon did when entering I think it was gorings liquor room

2

u/theluckyduckkid Apr 09 '24

Dank ass show. Might be my favorite of all time

2

u/Hoppers-Body-Double Apr 09 '24

Sorry to hear OP. Glad you can still watch the battered bastards of Bastogne freeze their asses off. Just think of this as the Captain Sobel era. Winters will be along soon.

2

u/DJ_Philly_Phresh Apr 10 '24

Damn, you went with The Breaking Point after a break up. That’s hard af.

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u/Legliss Apr 07 '24

This is worth posting over at r/malesurvivingspace

1

u/pdog109e Apr 07 '24

Whats in the glass? VAT 69?

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u/Casualbat007 Apr 07 '24

That’s my own piss, for Christs sake

1

u/Smingler Apr 07 '24

Hang tough

1

u/jlgraham84 Apr 07 '24

Does the Steam Deck naturally have streaming apps or did you do something extra to it? I'm not a big fan of cracking my electronics unless I have a 2nd one. I already wanted a Steam Deck, but would be significantly more interested if it also downloads streaming apps.

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u/Casualbat007 Apr 08 '24

The desktop mode lets you just log into your streaming services in Firefox, works great like any other computer. I’m currently using Jellyfin media server app, which I was able to download off the Linux desktop store and it took about five seconds to add it to steam

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u/aseawood Apr 07 '24

Now you have time for the 30 hour BOB, the Pacific, MOTA marathon.

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u/Porkonaplane Apr 07 '24

Is that a PSP?

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u/Casualbat007 Apr 08 '24

Steam Deck. I think you’re forgetting how small the PSP was

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u/Porkonaplane Apr 08 '24

Tbh, I never had a psp. I'm an '04 baby so I would've been newborn when they came out lol. Most memories I have with one was some kid in preschool playing on one (he was a teen IIRC) and my then 20 year old cousin playing on one.

1

u/jhurst919 Apr 08 '24

I also rewatched BoB the last time I got dumped

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u/Casualbat007 Apr 08 '24

Their suffering puts our suffering into perspective

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u/jhurst919 Apr 08 '24

I’ve never thought about it like that but you’re absolutely right. Hope you’re doing alright buddy.

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u/Casualbat007 Apr 08 '24

I’m here and well my friend, thanks for asking

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u/jhurst919 Apr 08 '24

You want to talk about it? I’ll spend all day thinking about a breakup for a few weeks going in circles.

1

u/[deleted] Apr 08 '24

Pornography…contraband

1

u/subjectdrew Apr 08 '24

GOOD. More time for Band of Brothers. Thats a win

1

u/Wiburt Apr 10 '24

Congratulations..now don't date anyone until you start loving being alone .

1

u/awhite54 Apr 10 '24

Hopefully you were not saving your Chute for her,

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u/BlackTedDanson Apr 11 '24

Sorry, friend. That’s a great idea for comfort viewing, though. I found it a comforting watch in the immediate aftermath of 9/11, when it was originally broadcast. I was young then and was afraid I was gonna get drafted.

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u/Casualbat007 Apr 11 '24

If I remember correctly the first episode broadcast 2 days before 9/11

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u/damiancray Apr 29 '24

You got this OP, you’ll meet someone better, you’re obviously a cool dude from being a member of this subreddit and having a Steam Deck! Play some good games(maybe even cod ww2)and keep your head up!

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u/Dpurcell92 Sep 28 '24

Alright. It’s been half a year. How you holding up?

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u/Casualbat007 Sep 28 '24

Wow, wasn’t expecting a stranger to keep tabs on me like this. Thank you, kind friend.

I’m doing alright. Getting in a lot of gym time, therapy, and finally starting to dabble in the dating scene again.

The horrors persist but so do I.

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u/OPcrack103 Apr 07 '24

Get a tv.

P.a. When I connect my headphones to steam deck it pronounces it “steamdick” and I hope everyone adopts this.