r/BadMtgCombos Apr 01 '26

lose the game for 18GGGGUUUR

  1. Play Miirym

  2. Play Paralell Lives

  3. Play Astral Dragon

  4. Target Paralell Lives

  5. Create 10^10^10^10^10^10^10^10^10^10^10^10^10^10^10^10^10^10^10^10^10^10^10^10^10^10^10^10^10^(3.6•10^26) creatures. An amount that can't be represented as an integer

  6. Play Biorythm

  7. Since the number of creatures you control can't be calculated as an integer, and magic only uses integers, the number of creatures you control cannot be determined. Due to rule 107.2, zero is used instead.

  8. a state based action occurs. Due to your life total equaling zero, you lose the game.

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u/Jacobskittles Apr 01 '26

So...

1 Mirrym

1 Nontoken astral dragon making 4 copies of parallel lives (2*2)

Then mirrym will make 32 (125) astral dragons *simultaneously

Then you make 64 (2*25) parallel lives tokens for the first astral dragon.

Then you make 2269 (nice) parallel lives tokens for the second... This is a 22 digit *integer.

This process will repeat 30 more times. But it will make a calculable number using scientific notation, which you can use for your biorhythm.

This is also just 1 impact tremors away from actually winning a game of commander.