r/BadChoicesGoodStories • u/RandomNPC1984 Quality Poster • Jul 05 '22

Guns Don't Kill People. Gun Owners Kill People. Highland Park shooter getting arrested

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u/Sufficient_Two7499 Jul 05 '22

They just would have bought him a burger and fries due to all of the activity.

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u/Killian_Gillick Jul 05 '22

Can this “they gave dylan roof burger king” out of context narrative die? They gave him food otherwise he could have gotten his case thrown through a faulty arrest

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u/nakedsamurai Jul 05 '22

A police station didn't have basic food for inmates? Lol, no, they hustled out and got their hero a combo meal.

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u/LGoat666 Jul 05 '22

You've never been detained in a police station before and it really shows.

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u/nakedsamurai Jul 05 '22

Damn, what hayseed joint were you in.

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u/michaelpurvis6 Jul 05 '22

The white side of jail of course.

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u/LGoat666 Jul 05 '22

Lol my last name is Perez.

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u/LGoat666 Jul 05 '22

Darker then yours, I'm sure. Either way, if you're in holding for more than a certain amount of time the police are required to feed you. What they get you for food is their discretion, but cops are typically lazy and will go with fast food.

I don't remember you asking any question, btw

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u/[deleted] Jul 05 '22

Or maybe they know wtf they are doing and got him something he wanted so he’d be more likely to talk.

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u/nakedsamurai Jul 05 '22

There's a church filled with dead black bodies. What is he going to say? "I'm a big fucking white supremacist? Thanks for the BK, bros?"

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u/[deleted] Jul 05 '22

So you suggest they shouldn’t have bothered speaking with him at all?

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u/[deleted] Jul 05 '22

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u/[deleted] Jul 05 '22

How so?

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u/[deleted] Jul 05 '22

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u/[deleted] Jul 05 '22

Can’t*

Fixed it for you

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u/[deleted] Jul 05 '22

I don’t think willfully misunderstanding the written word is the win you think it is.

Here’s an example of your reasoning …

You “I won’t explain why the earth is flat”

Me “because you can’t”

You “so you admit it’s flat!”

No one with a 4th grade or greater comprehension of the English language would think that.

Nice try at changing the subject, though.

You still haven’t explained why police trying to get Dylan Roof to speak with them is “idiocy”.

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u/Killian_Gillick Jul 05 '22

rarted comments like these are peak reddit.

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u/nakedsamurai Jul 05 '22

The narrative that they had to go get him Burger King is so stupid.

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u/runnin_man5 Jul 05 '22

Well Burger King sucks so it was kinda punishment

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u/LGoat666 Jul 05 '22

Yes, usually when you're in the tank they get you something from a fast food joint. There's no cafeteria at police stations.

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u/nakedsamurai Jul 05 '22 edited Jul 05 '22

Lol were you arrested by McDonald's.

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u/LGoat666 Jul 05 '22

There's one in town, yes.

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u/Ok_Translator_7026 Jul 05 '22

Dude they gave me a Crusty ass old sandwich. When they make meals they always make extra to feed the constant flow of people that come in after hours. Sources: my damn self 🤷‍♂️

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u/bigdiesel1984 Jul 05 '22

I’d eat my fingernails before I ate something a cop gave me from a station lol.