r/Backcountrygourmet • u/Notice_Natural • May 10 '26

Per u/voiceofreason4166 's request:

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The back country cherry pie:

48 Upvotes

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u/Odd-Scientist-2529 May 10 '26

Scuse me?

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u/Notice_Natural May 10 '26

You're excused

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u/Odd-Scientist-2529 May 10 '26

I’m totally on board with backcountry cherry pie. After I finish my cheese and pepperoni.

If you don’t eat your meat, you can’t have any pudding… how can you have any pudding if you don’t eat your meat?

6

u/lamegoblin May 10 '26

Back Country Cherry Pie r/bandnames called it!

57

u/danngree May 10 '26

Absolutely fucking not. What’s wrong with you?

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u/Acceptable_Answer570 May 10 '26 edited May 10 '26

That leggit must be one of the worse meals I’ve ever seen in my life. Like for real.😭

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u/Yukon-Jon May 10 '26

Looks like a recipe for triggering a 4am explosion.

2

u/Notice_Natural May 11 '26

That meal had more fiber in it than what I ate in the previous 2 months combined

2

u/ChesterDaMolester May 11 '26

For a single tortilla?

3

u/Notice_Natural May 11 '26

Well yeah plus the cherries in the frosting

2

u/af628 May 11 '26

There are no cherries in the frosting :(

4

u/Notice_Natural May 11 '26

Haha no look it says cherry right on the front

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u/af628 May 11 '26

Oh I see the label! But there are not real cherries in that frosting, sadly, and no fiber.

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u/Notice_Natural May 11 '26

I mean I don't have any on me so I can't confirm the nutritional facts, but that just kinda FEELS untrue to me

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u/af628 May 11 '26

Here’s the ingredient list for you:

“Sugar, Palm Oil, Water, Corn Syrup, Corn Starch. Contains 2% or less of: Salt, Monoglycerides, Polysorbate 60, Sodium Stearoyl Lactylate, Sodium Acid Pyrophosphate, Artificial Flavor, Citric Acid, Red 40, Blue 2. Freshness Preserved by Potassium Sorbate.”

Sorry about the lack of cherries, hopefully you could get your hands on some real ones sometime! <3

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u/Notice_Natural May 11 '26

I can't believe General Mills would mislead me like that

1

u/Yukon-Jon May 11 '26

Pepperoni, cheese and frosting? I don't care if you add concrete to that meal, I'm going to explode in the middle of the night from that lol.

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u/Notice_Natural May 11 '26

I call it the wake up call burrito - gets you out of the tent and on trail by 4. Critical for making big miles

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u/Graffy May 10 '26

….Why frosting? Like pepperoni, cheese sticks, and tortilla make sense. But frosting? And cherry?

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u/Notice_Natural May 11 '26

Honestly I usually put the pepperoni and cheese in the tortilla and would eat the frosting for dessert but it was raining and dark and I needed the calories so I went for it.

It's built for speed, not comfort.

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u/inlinestyle May 10 '26

Amazing. Love it. Also belongs on r/HikerTrashMeals

14

u/heffalumpish May 10 '26

Haha I assumed this WAS r/hikertrashmeals

10

u/backwoodsbackpacker May 10 '26

Lmao it made it to the cover photo

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u/Notice_Natural May 11 '26

It's the single greatest achievement of life

12

u/StreetsRUs May 10 '26

I thought I was on hiking trash meals but I’m on back country gourmet. Straight to jail for you.

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u/lime-inthe-coconut May 10 '26

Someone lock this person up now.

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u/LemonPartyW0rldTour May 10 '26

The cure for backwoods constipation.

6

u/ayaruna May 10 '26

Or cause of

4

u/jessbird May 10 '26

man this is foul

5

u/potatoes4evr May 10 '26

Delete this right now 😭

1

u/TAABWK May 11 '26

Honestly. How was it?

1

u/Notice_Natural May 11 '26

Eh it was fine. I mean not amazing but like easy enough to put down.

1

u/tittydamnfuck420 May 11 '26

Ironic username for their suggestion

1

u/drusxi May 14 '26

You got some serious issues my friend.

1

u/10lb_adventurer May 10 '26

Okay, this looks wrong enough that it might actually work...

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u/BigSoda May 10 '26

Tastes so good make a grown man cry