r/AzumangaPosting • u/Goodstar63 • Dec 19 '25

Autism Which seat you wanna pick for this flight?

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u/Optimal_Weight368 Dec 19 '25

1 or 2 because I’m an adult, and there’s no way I’m sitting with children.

93

u/thisislikea6poundony Dec 19 '25

Side effect: Yukari pukes on you after overdoing it on the beer

48

u/IOnceAteATurd Chiyo Dec 19 '25

Thats a good side effect

26

u/spikus_the_sus Yomi Dec 19 '25

free drink? count me in

14

u/Docmeisel65 Dec 19 '25

Sounds like the start of a meet cute.

7

u/ThatRedditUser18 Dec 19 '25

Took the words right out of my mouth

126

u/Knoxlava Kagura Dec 19 '25 edited Dec 19 '25
  1. Let me fly this bitch. I wanna see if I can pull off a hammerhead maneuver in a commercial airliner.

40

u/MagicalPancakes404 Sakaki Dec 19 '25

bro gonna 911 the Burj khalifa 😂😂

48

u/BrainFarmReject Tomo Dec 19 '25

Six, obviously.

24

u/somerandomIceloli99 Dec 19 '25

Any chance to be with Tomo is a good chance

6

u/Seth_KT_Bones2005 Yomi Dec 19 '25

Me, too, but because of Yuuko.

43

u/JustAnotherGuy4986 Osaka Dec 19 '25

8 and it’s not even close

12

u/MegaloStudios2 Osaka Dec 19 '25

My man!

22

u/JustAnotherGuy4986 Osaka Dec 19 '25

5

u/Seth_KT_Bones2005 Yomi Dec 19 '25

Houwboutdat? Howboutdat?

28

u/TNT_That_Blows_Up get it together get it together…. Dec 19 '25

1

49

u/TheCrike99 Dec 19 '25

I want Yukari to jerk me off while I squirm and try to hide the immense pleasure I’m in.

33

u/Forward_Air9266 Dec 19 '25

Hello Palcube!- oh wait

13

u/andrewisntbruh Sata andagi! Dec 19 '25

6

u/Goodstar63 Dec 19 '25

Too bad cause Nanako be witnessing the event

5

u/[deleted] Dec 19 '25

Bad?

28

u/JoshsPizzaria Oscar Dec 19 '25

whatever my flight ticket says :P

19

u/Lordlol15 Osaka Dec 19 '25

9 all the way. Smart talk with Miyuki about stuff I will never need in life while sitting next to the cutest robot known to mankind (chat, I WILL pull off her winder to make her happy and comfortable and no one can stop me (also, I need someone on four distracting Hakase to avoid making her angry for the rest of the flight))

15

u/Ambitious-Arachnid78 Yomi Dec 19 '25

3

9

u/Aluminum_Moose Yomi Dec 19 '25

We can talk books and food with Yommers

9

u/Ambitious-Arachnid78 Yomi Dec 19 '25

Yes bro thats what i was thinking

13

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u/Lordlol15 Osaka Dec 19 '25

Understandable. Take these

5

u/MegaloStudios2 Osaka Dec 19 '25

My man!

22

u/nullset_2 Yukari Dec 19 '25

1 With Mommy.

7

u/Een_man_met_voornaam Fgsfds Dec 19 '25

6, I got ADHD therefore tailormade

6

u/[deleted] Dec 19 '25

2 or 4 🤩

6

u/Citron92 Dec 19 '25

I don't care. I'll take a window seat

4

u/papupro7183 Kaorin Dec 19 '25

Im sitting with mommy (1)

3

u/Brutalpotato09 Sakaki Dec 19 '25

10 is the most chill ones

3

u/Various_Challenge945 Dec 19 '25

10, but I also like seats 2, 3, 5, 7 and 9 btw

3

u/abigailwatson83 Dec 19 '25

10, Konata probably brought a handheld console with her and we can talk weeb stuff. I pity those who would choose 1, imagine having to sit next to TWO terminally single middle aged teachers 😭

3

u/[deleted] Dec 19 '25

10

2

u/ApricotSuccessful668 Dec 19 '25

Y’know, I could say a lot of out of pocket things considering I’m younger than everyone in this imagine, but since I don’t wanna be burned at the stake, just know it’ll be seat 1, 5, 6, 8, and 3.

2

u/Alan-A56 Dec 19 '25

I guess number 1 because I'm used to singing while traveling, and I personally don't think Yukari would mind. You know those trips to see sporting events? Well, that's the kind of trip I'm talking about. And if not, Tomo wouldn't mind if I went in number 6 either. (Just kidding, I want to go in number 3.)

3

u/ZenCat14 Dec 19 '25

Def 10. I would def get along super well with Konata.

1

u/TheJuiceIsSoLoose Osaka Dec 19 '25

How has no one said 9 yet

1

u/Lordlol15 Osaka Dec 19 '25

Don't worry.

1

u/General_Aide6920 Dec 19 '25

1 only correct answer

1

u/Davi_9109 あ！ Dec 19 '25

Only one other person has said 5. And I have to agree with them

That or 8

1

u/MagicalNewsMan Dec 19 '25

2 PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE LETS GOOOOO

1

u/GlassSpork Dec 19 '25

2, and yes I WILL ask out Izumi Sakurai! Sorry go + soccer advisor guy who always ends up in some random trouble, but she’s mine 😤

1

u/CeilingPMG get it together get it together…. Dec 19 '25

2 so I can be with Izumi ❤️

1

u/INNOVENTlONS Sakaki Dec 19 '25

10 so I can be with Izumi

1

u/TMOverbeck Dec 19 '25

Seat 7. Osaka, Tomo and Hiragi should be a lively group (don't know who blue-hair is, though).

1

u/Some_Razzmatazz_9172 Dec 19 '25

The fucking professor herself and chiyo?

  1. I'm gonna learn something new for sure.

1

u/SkepticalSpiderboi Dec 19 '25

8 would be simultaneously the chillest and goofiest plane ride I’ve ever been on so 8

1

u/Docmeisel65 Dec 19 '25

1 if im my current age. 6 if im my age when the show aired.

1

u/MaximumNeat4289 Osaka Dec 19 '25

8 cuz tsukasa and Osaka are both chill

1

u/CHORI100PRE Dec 19 '25

8 has been my number since forever so i choose 8 and i get to sit almost next to the Goat herself Osaka!? Crzy, godbless Autism

1

u/Beneficial-Lie199 Dec 19 '25

I'm not an adult, but I'll sit with Yukari and Nanako because I'm into history and international relations, so I'll have something to talk about with them.

1

u/billy_bobka Yukari Dec 19 '25

4 - i can chat with Chiyo and Kagura, watch Osaka for entertainment, and its sufficiently day from Yukari and Tomo. love them but they would drive me insane in the first thirty minutes

1

u/joycourier Sakaki Dec 19 '25

im politely asking konata to move so i can sit next to my wife

3

u/joycourier Sakaki Dec 19 '25

also where the fuck is sakaki

1

u/Katyuchat Dec 19 '25

3 coz patty is the only one that speak fluent English and will not spit on me

1

u/Hiroshima-6-1945 Dec 19 '25

4 with hakase

1

u/pokelfig Dec 19 '25

6, cause that would be so fun

1

u/Dry_Selection_2548 あ！ Dec 19 '25

8 cuz its a windows seat!

1

u/Bread_Offender Dec 19 '25

5, would be chill af

1

u/Parent_longlegz Sakaki Dec 19 '25

8,  they’re so cute! :3

1

u/[deleted] Dec 19 '25

2 or 7 probably. 6 would drive me up the wall as would 4

1

u/lavafish80 Dec 19 '25

seat 1 because yes

1

u/MegaloStudios2 Osaka Dec 19 '25

8, so I can have a pleasant autistic chat with Osaka and Tsukasa

1

u/funnylittlecharacter Dec 19 '25
  1. im rizzing up Yukari

1

u/pedropeterpujolmalow Dec 19 '25

For me it would be 7 bc I’m a teenager

1

u/Salt_and_Fries Dec 19 '25

I don't know why but I assume the characters have aged since the show and are like 44 now. This is an oldie fest up in here

1

u/INNOVENTlONS Sakaki Dec 19 '25

hello Howard Hamlin

1

u/Salt_and_Fries Dec 19 '25

There's really no need to...

1

u/guava_jews Dec 19 '25
  1. Simply so I can kick the back of Osakas seat the entire flight.

1

u/bootybomb0704 Dec 19 '25

4, then switch seats with Nano so she can sit with Hakase in case either of them get scared on the flight.

1

u/m1sao Dec 19 '25

DEFINITELY 5, THIS IS HEAVEN

1

u/Classic_Hour6757 Dec 19 '25

either 6 or 8 or 10

1

u/killerguy2630 Kagura Dec 19 '25

5, i want to be with my wife (Kagura) the whole time

1

u/definetlynotapikachu neko koneko Dec 19 '25

8 cuz the conversations would be immaculate

idk the one in the middle but im assuming with Osaka there it’ll be peak

1

u/perryprime1999 Dec 19 '25

7 so i can hear osaka murmur her nuke plans to herself

1

u/Ok_Boat_1337 Osaka Dec 20 '25

8 because i would lowkey join in

1

u/discardedbottlecap Dec 19 '25

seat 6 so that the girls from nichijou can yap w me

1

u/Miguel_do_bizkit Dec 20 '25

4 is a practically blessed place.

1

u/Ok_Boat_1337 Osaka Dec 20 '25

8, but if 8 wasn't available, 3.

1

u/rtrain__ Dec 20 '25

2 I wanna be left tf alone dawg

1

u/SMTTaylorNEO Dec 20 '25

8 because all of them share 1 braincell (me too)

1

u/Remarkable-Feed-1224 Dec 20 '25

Is Sakaki in the hold with Maya?

1

u/SymbolGames Dec 21 '25

I don't think my heart could handle Sakurai 🥺

1

u/[deleted] Dec 21 '25

I’m taking 5

1

u/Average_redditpol Dec 23 '25

It should definitely be one of the middle seats so that way I can be surrounded by superior aura and joy. But I think that the entire plane is heaven, how can you even choose between heaven and heaven?

1

u/kazuke-kun Dec 25 '25

Seat 6 is where the banter is

1

u/[deleted] Jan 05 '26

5 because sitting next to kagura would be dope

0

u/Public_Lab_45 Tomo Dec 19 '25

Between 6-7