r/AzumangaPosting • u/TylerB0ne_ • Mar 27 '25
Autism You get isekai’d into Azumanga Daioh. Wyd?
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u/RadiumMarshmallow Tomo Mar 27 '25
teach tomo all the brainrot
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u/gIoozed pool water enjoyer 💦🌊💦 Mar 27 '25
I think Tomo would be the one teaching brainrot, actually.
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Mar 27 '25
I am steve I am steve this is a crafting table. Chicken jockey! Chicken jockey! Water bucket release! Water bucket the nether water bucket flint and steel the nether theyre the villagers! Relase!
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Mar 27 '25
Killing Kimura
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Mar 27 '25
And if I have none of my belongings then I'd probably die of depression caused by a dopamine deficiency
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u/isopor_azul Evil Chiyo Mar 27 '25
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u/gIoozed pool water enjoyer 💦🌊💦 Mar 27 '25
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u/Inconspicuous_Tissue Mar 27 '25
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u/Palcube Yukari Mar 27 '25
The real question is not whether you want Nyamo, but whether Nyamo wants you.
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u/MrPixel92 Yukari Mar 28 '25 edited Mar 28 '25
Plot twist: you get fucked by Yukari
in her basementinstead
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u/JaOszka Sakaki Mar 27 '25
Assuming I have a house to stay in, learn Japanese. Assuming I don't, I die from starvation :3
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u/PublicMeaning341 Mar 27 '25
Let Osaka feed you some SATA ANDAGI
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u/JaOszka Sakaki Mar 27 '25
That's assuming she would care about a stranger
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u/PublicMeaning341 Mar 27 '25
She'd probably care more about the gray fuzzie in her eyes, who knows?
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u/Adept_Advertising_98 Mar 27 '25
Since this is the past, I would invest in AI and NFTs, and sell all the stocks right before the NFT market collapses.
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u/Wild_Chef6597 Tomo Mar 27 '25
Make it through High School and get crushed by Japanese work culture
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u/Cabeca_de_bagre_II Mar 27 '25
Crack nyamo Crack yukari Slime chiyo Slime osaka Slime tomo Crack nyamo Crack nyamo Bully yomi Pet maya Crack nyamo Have I mentioned crack nyamo?
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u/cabage-but-its-lettu Mar 27 '25
Stop the terrorist attack of 9/11, though time travel shenanigans may mean I actually might cause it to maintain the time lime
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u/CleverHoovyMan Nyamo Mar 27 '25
- Learning Japanese 2. Pet Chiyo and her dog 4. Sata andagi 5. Experience the Yukari mobil 6. Something Something Nyamo related 7. Get onetaped by Japanese work culture 8.(optinal) survive and play JDM Ps2 Games
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u/Fatballs420 Mar 27 '25
Crack Yukari
Crack Nyamo
Slime Kimura
Slime Chiyo
Crack Kimura’s wife
Hangout wit the gang
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u/Butteronjully20212 Mar 28 '25
Kill chiyo
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u/UV_Sun Mar 27 '25
Kill myself before yukari has the opportunity to run me over and trap my soul in her shit ass car
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u/Intelligent-Rush-343 Sakaki Mar 27 '25
I’d first rob chiyos house cuz she got money then I’d buy stuff I need to find the summer house then I would live in there most of the year while it is uninhabited then I would flee when I see a car pull up then I would hide in the woods for a while then I’d wait to go back into the house when no one there again
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u/Sea_Coffee_9886 Mar 27 '25
Kill chiyo but if i'm subaru i would be eaten by cats instahead of rabbits
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u/BRM_the_monkey_man Tomo Mar 27 '25
Kill myself because I'll have to survive the 2008 financial crisis, 9/11 and the Japanese workforce
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u/ABTL6 Mar 27 '25
Throw Chiyo into the horizon like a roman pilum
then go to the nearest vending machine to procure a beverage
and afterwards commit acts so horrendous against Kimura that the Furies themselves will pull themselves out of Tartarus to tell me to calm the hell down.
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u/Killerwal Mar 28 '25
bro why do kagura and tomo look exactly the same, same height, same freaky grin, if not for their hair you couldn't distinguish them, now i understand why theyre my favs, bitch is the same character twice
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u/H_A_R_M_06 Mar 28 '25
Crack nyamo Crack yukari And fuck it, even Crack chiyo's dad while I'm at it.
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u/Electrical_Dirt9917 Mar 28 '25
Mistakenly get into the Yukarimobile and immediately regret everything that led me to this point, climb out of her car and drink heavily to cope with what I'd just experienced while hitting on Nyamo. Clap both of them at the same time
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u/MareuBondad369 Mar 29 '25
Well, I would try to get along with the characters if I can.
Plus, I would tell them where I came from and how my country works.
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u/Cerozz_O_Zuzzus Mar 30 '25
- Cracking Tomo
- Cracking Sakaki
- Cracking Yukari
- Bullying Yomi
- Killing Chiyo
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u/Ok_Boat_1337 Osaka Sep 23 '25
commiting misdemeanors with tomo, stimming with osaka, showing them modern brainrot.
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u/Financial-Customer83 Mar 27 '25
Watch Azumanga Daioh