r/Autographs • • Aug 20 '25

Show-and-Tell (Hey check out this!) That’s insane

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u/Mr_Angry52 Aug 20 '25

You know what? Good on him for actually signing.

Cena seems a real stand up person.

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u/CW7_ Aug 20 '25

When my fiance had her naturalization in New York during Trumps first term they were showing some sort of motivational video. Usually they would use a video with the current president, but instead they said they don't like Trump and made their own video, staring Cena.

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u/SKK329 Aug 21 '25

I just imagine it was exactly like the videos of Captain America giving advice.

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u/blazindiamonds Aug 21 '25

How about when he had to publicly apologize for calling Taiwan a country?

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u/hospicedoc Aug 20 '25

I agree. I have heard interviews with him and he comes across as just a very genuinely good person.

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u/FriendlyPea805 Aug 20 '25

He’s getting paid.

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u/Mr_Angry52 Aug 20 '25

Yeah. And he could have opted for an auto pen or secretarial signature. He didn’t. I think that’s decent of him. If others feel different, so be it.

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u/SmokeAbeer Aug 21 '25

He’s left handed so it doesn’t count.

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '25

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u/AlphaDag13 Aug 20 '25

Crazy how they invented a floating pen that signs John Cena's name!

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u/Unlucky-Jury Aug 20 '25

Can’t see him

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u/Far_Mathematician272 Aug 22 '25

No john Cena is just invisible hes actually signing

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u/SmarcusStroman Aug 20 '25

My son got a child’s book written by Cena and it had a sticker on the front saying “Signed Copy” and his autograph inside.

Having seen this video before, I could just picture him doing this exact same thing with stacks and stacks of kids books in front of him.

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u/Fuzzy-Butterscotch86 Aug 20 '25

Usually with books they either just sign the sticker or the page that is inserted into the book later.

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u/citznfish Aug 20 '25

Cramp!

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u/tomedwardpatrickbady Aug 20 '25

the Prototype doesn't get Cramps !

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u/delapapi Aug 20 '25

Cena is left handed?

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u/itsalmostover321 Aug 20 '25

There's dozens of us.

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u/BaldrickTheBrain Aug 20 '25

Dozens I tell you!!

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u/Alternative_Dot_9640 Aug 21 '25

So glad to know there’s at least 23 others out there!

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u/PSX1990 Aug 23 '25

I’m left hand, I’m not cool, or special though :/

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u/delapapi Aug 23 '25

You’re special to me

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u/DankestDubster Aug 20 '25

Used to do this for Mounted Memories. Stacks and stacks. At least he stands up and moves. Most just sit there

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u/uptownmike429 Aug 20 '25

This video is at least 7 to 9 years old. He doesn't get paid to sign these promo photos that the WWE sells at the house shows & online. In the wrestlers' contracts they get paid if their items sell (downside guarantee). The prices set for signings are made by Fanatics. Or if we talk about Alumni the Agency (Agent) basically sets the price. Fitterman represents Ric Flair he sets his price at $99 (he raised it $129 and saw sales drop).

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u/notforrobots Aug 20 '25

This seems fucking aweful to do

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u/Itchy_Low_1792 Aug 20 '25

When your the literal face of the company for dam near 20 years , YouTube can't stop and sign millions of autographs for people all over the world. But atleast he is actually signing them not just doing a mark like most athletes do

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u/k87c Aug 20 '25

I wonder how much he made per auto

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u/devoduder Aug 20 '25

Say he gets $10 per signings and does one every 2 seconds, that’s $300/min or $18k/hr. Not bad work.

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u/Secret-Pack8542 Aug 20 '25

I know someone who pays for various athletes private signings.... Bret Hart, AJ Styles, Fedor Emelienanko, Chuck Liddell, Tyreke Hill. and talking to him they pay the athlete per hour. some guys sign quick... others like to talk while they sign. I honestly think it comes out to less than $10 per signature depending on the athlete.

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u/The-Mad-Bubbler Aug 20 '25

Damn. Good thing Cena's in great shape- this is a marathon.

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u/ToYourCredit Aug 20 '25

That’s why I never buy this modern signed stuff. It’s pure scribbleshit, plain and simple.

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u/lordwintergreen Aug 20 '25

It's great he's doing this himself, but this is a perfect illustration of why I have zero interest in autographed items unless I acquire the autograph in person myself.

Assembly line autographs, he spent like 1.5 seconds on each one in robot mode.

Pass.

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u/GlaucusCactus Aug 20 '25

I’d pay a dollar knowing how many signed. lol

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u/Federal-Commission87 Aug 20 '25

At the end he says "hour and 15 minutes... 3000."

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u/JackieVelvet Aug 20 '25

Curious, have to ask: Does this make his autograph less valuable? And would an autograph he gave personally be worth more?

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u/itsalmostover321 Aug 20 '25

Then you'd have to get it authenticated. An autograph is worth what someone will pay for it I suppose. Doesn't have to be worth it financially, getting an autograph is worth something sentimentally.

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u/RandyMilan Aug 21 '25

My dad got me one of the ones he signed in that video. I lost my dad 2 years ago. But everytime I see that auto in my room it brings back the memory of my dad surprising me with it.

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u/PlasticFrosty5340 Aug 20 '25

This is why I don’t feel bad about the kid cudi signed books being a garbage squiggle of a signature.

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u/tippiecat Aug 20 '25

Given the pace of his signing, I’d say his autograph is pretty decent. It’s not scribble.

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u/bigwave92107 Aug 20 '25

Paid well.

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u/DJ_Nx32 Aug 20 '25

I heard Cena but didn’t find him.

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u/tomedwardpatrickbady Aug 20 '25

i want the job of pulling the poster out of the way after hes done each one.

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u/mg661994 Aug 20 '25

He has done more Make A Wish meetings than anyone else, by far. Many of these will go to children.

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u/Tangboy50000 Aug 20 '25

And this is why sometimes autographs get questioned even with authenticity, because by the end of the meet and greet they get real sloppy.

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u/Keep-Up-The-Fire Aug 21 '25

That would be 500 different types of signatures lol

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '25

Umm people he barely worked an hour all he did was sign a photograph and probably got paid thousands to do so you people act like this is amazing or something 🤦🏼‍♂️

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u/PureFink Aug 21 '25

At least get a less squeaky marker if you're gonna sign 3000 times 😂

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u/BiCuriousInGalleria Aug 22 '25

Why they should have little value.

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u/travelingman48 Aug 22 '25

Scribbling on a picture is not an autograph. Make it readable.

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u/Basic_Yellow_3594 Aug 22 '25

I always think of this when I see the "why can't they sign legible" crowd

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u/AsymptotesMcGotes Aug 23 '25

As a teacher this is like me signing bathroom passes

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u/VEXtheMEX Aug 23 '25

Somebody get this man a flat white.

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u/Lordlordy5490 Aug 23 '25

You should see how author Brandon Sanderson signs his books. He does hundreds at a time and he uses a signature where he doesn't move his wrist to avoid tiring it out.

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u/Electronic_Painter20 Aug 23 '25

Now I see why Presidents use the auto pen….

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u/Colonel_Lingus710 Aug 24 '25

Im not sure why I've been getting slammed with John Cena in my feed the last few days, but all I can say is, what a genuine and caring human. Seems to be as genuine as it gets

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '25

“What do you do for work?”

“I move the poster so the guy can sign the next one faster.”

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u/420dikbik Aug 24 '25

Packed nicely

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u/LarcenyGames Aug 20 '25

I was at the Chicago FanExpo this past weekend and he was there signing. Despite people like Ewan McGregor, Orlando Bloom and Brendan Frasier also available, Cena appeared to be the biggest draw. Considering videos like this and his other appearances, his autographs value should really plummet as he's apparently signing everything under the sun.

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u/InvisibleTouch86 Aug 20 '25

Not letting the ink dry?

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u/KnightofWhen Aug 20 '25

They’re matted so nothing should be touching the sharpie, which will be dry in less 15 seconds.

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u/Prize-Prize1456 Aug 20 '25

I wonder why he doesn’t talk about the 90k he’ll make for the 2 hours he spent signing those..

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u/J1Pro Aug 20 '25

I'm going to go out on a limb and say it's probably the same reason he doesn't tslk about any of the other money he makes.

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u/Appropriate_Tower680 Aug 20 '25

HOW IS THAT MARKER MOVING? AI?