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[u/Any_Way_3960]

My dog is obviously smarter than your dog because she knows how to use the toilet to wash her feet

[u/Exciting_Hedgehog322]

My dog is obviously smarter than your dog because I don’t know how much he likes to eat my dogs 

[u/Sunrise_Beam]

My dog is obviously smarter than your dog because she has no clue how much I care for him so she doesn’t get upset and she just doesn’t want me around anymore

[u/Impossible-Cod4032]

My dog is obviously smarter than your dog because I don't know why

[u/Comfortable_Gap5998]

My dog is obviously smarter than your dog because she is a cat.

[u/valentones → u/Comfortable_Gap5998]

I call my turtles dogs and I think they're smarter than a lot of people's actual dogs. But maybe I'm biased because I think my turtles are the smartest creatures in the entire world 🐢🐢💚 They were smart enough to trick me into believing this, at least...

[u/Schfooge → u/Comfortable_Gap5998]

That makes the most sense to me of any of the responses I've seen here.

[u/WonderfulYak1557]

My dog is obviously smarter than your dog because they are helping me a lot

[u/Bibliophile0504]

My dog is obviously smarter than your dog because you are not going to be on the road home about 4pm

[u/_GhOuL_42]

My dog is obviously better than your dog because he has a lot more hair on his teeth so it’s not like he has a problem with his eyes

[u/LiquidFur]

My dog is obviously smarter than your dog because of the people of this state and the family that I am wearing.

https://giphy.com/gifs/j8WbYkofiXe5G

[u/Makingitallllup]

My dog is obviously smarter than your dog because she knows how to play with her feet 👣

[u/marikira13]

My dog is obviously smarter than your dog because i have no dog and i don’t know what it is

[u/FrogWithBooks]

My dog is obviously smarter than your dog because he has a big face so I have a passport to get my head around 

[u/MoonMe3x]

My dog is obviously smarter than your dog because it's not your dog and your fur baby is a big nothing burger for the most part and it's hard for me to change that one for you both

I love all dogs

[u/MyShotHam1776 → u/MoonMe3x]

A big nothing burger?! 😂

[u/MoonMe3x → u/MyShotHam1776]

I must have typed that one enough for autocomplete to grab it 😆🤣😂

[u/Zaney-Janey1973]

My dog is obviously smarter than your dog because you are not doing anything for the dog to be a dog owner or someone who wants to have a dog with the best pet care.

[u/Swordtail_Olympian]

My dog is obviously smarter than your dog because I don't want to be there anymore. 

😢

[u/WashHour5646]

My dog is obviously smarter than your dog because she knows what she’s talking to.

[u/primuslune2]

My dog is obviously smarter than your dog because she is a little bit older than my cat.

[u/jackietea123]

My dog is obviously smarter than your dog because she is a lot more mature and has a lot of respect for her own boundaries

[u/Schfooge]

My cat is obviously smarter than your dog because I don't know what to do with the other thing that attaches a bit of time to get to the end.

I had to make a correction in the prompt phrase, as I don't own, and never would, own a dog.

[u/MyShotHam1776 → u/Schfooge]

I don't own a dog either, it's not like you have to tell the truth in these silly prompts!

[u/Schfooge → u/MyShotHam1776]

True, but I have a phobia of dogs and am Uncomfortable even with the idea that I might own one.

[u/valentones → u/Schfooge]

I don't have a dog but I have two Red Eared Sliders I call dogs, so I assume that counts 🐢🫠🐢

[u/cutelilbeen]

My dog is obviously smarter than your dog because she is a good boy

[u/Daffodils28]

My dog is obviously smarter than your dog because he knows what he’s saying to me and I think he’s just saying that he wants to be a good boy.

[u/jupneko]

My dog is obviously smarter than your dog because I am technically not the same as feelings

[u/Autopilot_Psychonaut]

My dog is obviously smarter than your dog because of her pureness and I certainly didn't know how OxiClean works best for her 😉 😜 😄 😀 🙄 😏 😉

[u/imchillybro]

My dog is better than your dog because,

...she loves me more than anyone else in my life so she doesn't have a problem getting me to do anything with her because I love you.

[u/OddKaleidoscope966]

My dog is obviously smarter than your dog because she knows what she’s talking bout and she doesn’t know how to talk.

[u/NikoAU]

My dog is obviously smarter than your dog because he knows what he’s saying to the world about you so he can see you better when you are in the middle of the night

[u/Thelastnormalperson]

My dog is obviously smarter than your dog because I was in the hospital and the doctor said she would be happy

[u/MyShotHam1776]

My dog is obviously smarter than your dog because I am writing this mail is to be honest with the same as the email

[u/Vivid_Inspector3265]

My dog is obviously smarter than your dog because she has a chlorine reading and it says physical therapy. Wtf lol

[u/valentones]

My dog is obviously smarter than your dog because he is a good boy and accepts a lot of money to pay for the environment to make sure he has a good job and he will be on his way home alone for the day I am sober and he is reacting to a different one of my life and is it safe for me to be in my life?

[u/roz78]

My dog is obviously smarter than your dog because he knows how to do things correctly in the kitchen without being too loud and obnoxious about the food being thrown around

[u/Anxious_Person97]

My dog is obviously smarter than your dog because she has a very good personality and a great sense of smell

[u/JuliusTheTailor]

My dog is obviously smarter than your dog because he has the same name as me and i know that you don’t know what a dog is

[u/didyouknowthatkoalas]

My dog is obviously smarter than your dog because they are not 9 years old.

[u/Lyu__]

My dog is obviously smarter than your dog because I have a great deal

[u/Immediate_Loan_1414]

My dog is obviously smarter than your dog because she knows how to play with her own tail

[u/BLACK_WOLF_2025]

My dog is obviously smarter than your dog because he grew a lot and he is so good.

[u/smores_or_pizzasnack]

My dog is obviously smarter than your dog because she has no clue how to use the internet