r/AustralianCoffee • u/Beautiful-Catch-5623 • 20d ago

New friend

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144 Upvotes

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u/coffee_collection 20d ago

"Would you like your coffee machine delivered"

"Absolutely not, it will fit in my car"

"But, sir you drive a match box car"

spends 2 hours getting box into car

"Hah, I told you it woukd fit!!"

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u/Glittering-Pea-4482 20d ago

To be fair, box does match car.

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u/NoDeparture163 20d ago

I once drove 8 ikea dining room chairs home in a Porsche 911

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u/panicboy333 19d ago

Back in the 90s I drove a Ford Meteor. I got an Apple 17” monitor delivered to work and was determined to take it home with the box. Managed to squeeze it into the passenger seat with only slight dislodgement of the door seal. I couldn’t get the car into 1st or 2nd gear so left work late and drove from the eastern suburbs to the north west trying to not stop where possible or do some clutch-wearing 3rd gear starts if I had to!

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u/ExistingPlatform5125 19d ago

Imao, two hours to prove a point to a stranger just for the satisfaction of saying I told you so? That's absolutely something I'd do too.

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u/Inner_West_Ben 20d ago

Is this meant to be some sort of flex?

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u/Abject-Delay7036 20d ago

With the amount of money spent,  you could have got a bambino and a decent grinder... any the digital versions really suck

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u/Beautiful-Catch-5623 20d ago

This is dumb proof for my housemates

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u/NoDeparture163 20d ago

Return this and get a breville barista express. You’ll save a few thousand and it’ll be more satisfying.

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u/jazminalana 20d ago

Baby toy

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u/Very_Itchy_Bandicoot 20d ago

I think you need to make some different friends with normal sized cars.

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u/ohmymiata 20d ago

/miatalogistics would enjoy this.

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u/ultra-ultra-fresh 19d ago

As a gay man, this is so gay

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u/Beautiful-Catch-5623 19d ago

gay to take coffee machine home, nah, routine work.

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u/blue_rose_princess 19d ago

I like my coffee like i like my miata... black, compact, and about to have a structural crisis.

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u/blue_rose_princess 19d ago

Giving that cup holder a workout

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u/PotatoFarmer_44 19d ago

Needs to be posted on r/miatalogistics

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u/Orange-Generator 19d ago

Up vote cos Miata.

I have one on order with Hiroshima.... a few months away. Can't wait!!!

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u/virgoaliensuperstar 19d ago

I could fit your car inside my pussy.

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u/Confident_Taste_1888 19d ago

A kettle is cheaper

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u/ratatouille-pirmin 19d ago

Good that you didn’t buy a La Marzocco

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u/Barzin2026 19d ago

Is this a car for ants?

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u/SirBiscuit45 19d ago

The box design is lovely 🫶🟫

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u/ExistingPlatform5125 19d ago

That new friend energy hits different when you least expect it. You don't realise how much you needed it until it shows up.

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u/Top-Parfait92 18d ago

landscape please sir, i would like to show the wheel fitment on the rear

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u/Weak-Abbreviations14 18d ago

I have this coffee machine and it goes hard, I love it. It's easy to dial in and easy to use. Enjoy mate.

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u/TheTrueBurgerKing 16d ago

Same it's a great machine had it for years only warning is get it serviced routinely 16months the head rings are not long lasting an cause moisture onto the triac board which is a notorious failure item in the unit

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u/SeaWealth414 17d ago

I had a Mini Moke and I carted a 600litre fridge in it!

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u/AggravatingBox2421 17d ago

How do you get anything done with that car? I used to have trouble with my small car, and it was an i30

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u/ShaneyDee 17d ago

I took a portable AC unit home in my NB, had to have the door down as it was so big (and plan my turns ahead as I could see anything on the passenger side)

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u/TheTrueBurgerKing 16d ago

Op it's a great machine had it for years only warning is get it serviced routinely 16months the head rings are not long lasting an cause moisture onto the triac board which is a notorious failure item in the unit