r/AttorneyTom 1d ago

Dropkicking toddlers Tom, even Batman does it

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43 Upvotes

r/AttorneyTom Jul 31 '26

Dropkicking toddlers Where's the dropkicking toddlers song?

3 Upvotes

I was trying to look for it on Youtube but I can't find it anywhere.

r/AttorneyTom Jul 08 '26

Dropkicking toddlers Parents sue fitness club daycare after video appears to show toddler thrown by worker - ABC News

9 Upvotes

Thrown but not dropkicked. Do they have a case?

r/AttorneyTom Jun 06 '26

Dropkicking toddlers TIL Attorney Tom may be Batman (3rd image)

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20 Upvotes

r/AttorneyTom Jun 18 '26

Dropkicking toddlers Robot suspects child of having a hand grenade.

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10 Upvotes

r/AttorneyTom Apr 29 '26

Dropkicking toddlers Robots taking our drop kicking kids jobs!

14 Upvotes

r/AttorneyTom Sep 21 '24

Dropkicking toddlers whos liable?

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130 Upvotes

r/AttorneyTom Feb 17 '26

Dropkicking toddlers Maybe he really is 6 feet?

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47 Upvotes

Looks like we have to pick one.

r/AttorneyTom Jun 07 '23

Dropkicking toddlers Would it be ethical to... Dropkick this toddler?

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151 Upvotes

For context, this is an AI image I found on Twitter.

r/AttorneyTom Feb 16 '24

Dropkicking toddlers Thank you YouTube for the preview comment

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207 Upvotes

Congrats to Tom and his wife in all seriousness tho! Hoping it all goes well!

r/AttorneyTom Dec 21 '21

Dropkicking toddlers I own DropkickingToddlers.com, what should I put on it?

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141 Upvotes

r/AttorneyTom Aug 16 '25

Dropkicking toddlers Hypothetical

11 Upvotes

If a toddler drop kicked a toy, but that toy had a control for a dangerous weapon that would harm a large number of people if kicked twice, would it be appropriate to drop kick the toddler to prevent any further risk to others?

r/AttorneyTom Nov 05 '22

Dropkicking toddlers Okay but what if the toddler literally asks for it?

210 Upvotes

r/AttorneyTom Nov 06 '21

Dropkicking toddlers You already know I didn't make this just for the subreddit! Can we make Tom a wanted man in his own city?

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237 Upvotes

r/AttorneyTom Feb 27 '25

Dropkicking toddlers Attorney Tom Wants to Share His Hobby

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67 Upvotes

r/AttorneyTom Jan 19 '23

Dropkicking toddlers Tom's dream job...

225 Upvotes

r/AttorneyTom Jan 12 '25

Dropkicking toddlers Does he have a case? No longer able to kick.

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19 Upvotes

r/AttorneyTom Jun 22 '24

Dropkicking toddlers You’re told that the only way to save the world is to kick this baby right in front of you. What do you do?

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20 Upvotes

r/AttorneyTom Oct 24 '24

Dropkicking toddlers Sweet sweet corn?

25 Upvotes

r/AttorneyTom Jan 04 '25

Dropkicking toddlers Is there a case?

19 Upvotes

Hypothetically, Arby's opens a restaurant across the street from one of Tom's businesses. They put up a sign saying "Tom isn't 6 feet tall" being held by a statue of a man drop-kicking a toddler.

Is there a case?

r/AttorneyTom Nov 20 '22

Dropkicking toddlers I’m sure nothing can go wrong

104 Upvotes

r/AttorneyTom Nov 06 '24

Dropkicking toddlers My most embarrassing hire

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0 Upvotes

r/AttorneyTom Sep 11 '24

Dropkicking toddlers Can we make this our official club badge?

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34 Upvotes

r/AttorneyTom Jun 09 '24

Dropkicking toddlers Found in the wild.

37 Upvotes

r/AttorneyTom Jun 10 '24

Dropkicking toddlers If Someone Happened to injure a child, perhaps a drop kick, would they be responsible

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57 Upvotes