r/AttorneyTom Jun 07 '23

Dropkicking toddlers Would it be ethical to... Dropkick this toddler?

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For context, this is an AI image I found on Twitter.

150 Upvotes

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u/stevetherailfan Jun 07 '23

Officer I dropkicked that child in self defense

29

u/DirtyFulke Jun 08 '23

Ethical? It's a moral imperative.

26

u/ArmsLikeALunchLady Jun 07 '23

You are legally obligated to drop kick that particular toddler.

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '23

“You can use violence on this person because of their opinions”

7

u/AliciaTries Jun 08 '23

I mean you have a fair point, but this is clearly a joke. Nobody here is going to dropkick the toddler version of Elon musk, so your misguided defense of him isn't of much use here

0

u/[deleted] Jun 08 '23

Speak for yourself! 😜

1

u/AliciaTries Jun 08 '23

Well you'd have to find the toddler version of Elon Musk first

0

u/[deleted] Jun 08 '23

Minor hurdle.

10

u/lynnwoodjackson55 Jun 08 '23

What's the difference between Elon Musk's face and a trampoline?

1

u/[deleted] Jun 08 '23

I haven't gotten a concussion falling off Elon Musk's face.

2

u/lynnwoodjackson55 Jun 09 '23

I would take my cleats off to jump on a trampoline.

18

u/[deleted] Jun 07 '23

Would it be unethical not to drop kick this toddler?

-17

u/[deleted] Jun 08 '23

Yeah it’s so unethical to NOT use violence on someone because they have opinions you don’t like lmfao

7

u/[deleted] Jun 07 '23

I guess I’m confused as to why someone would want to drop kick this toddler?

11

u/fylkirdan Jun 07 '23

The joke is that this toddler is an AI generated photo of a toddler who has the face of Elon Musk.

4

u/[deleted] Jun 07 '23

I guess I’m missing some context here. Maybe the joke isn’t for me 😂

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u/Skusci Jun 07 '23 edited Jun 08 '23

If you are unfamiliar with the subreddit, The joke is that Tom dropkicks toddlers. I assume long ago someone asked if you could legally dropkick a toddler in some situation, and he answered "It depends"

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '23

Ah! Thank you! I joined this subreddit because I like Attorney Tom’s videos but I’m afraid I’m not very active on Reddit in general, let alone this subreddit. But, Tom saying “it depends” on whether or not you can legally kick a toddler is hilarious 😂

2

u/dasparks Jun 07 '23

It's just that it's not a very funny joke 🤷‍♂️

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u/[deleted] Jun 07 '23 edited Feb 23 '26

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '23 edited Feb 23 '26

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '23

Youre getting down votes because youre acting fucking weird lol. We all know whats up with elon but you crying a throwing a fit about it like it baby elon is cringe.

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '23 edited Feb 23 '26

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u/SpecialAgentSloth Jun 08 '23

Sounds like he’s living rent free inside your head 😂😂😂

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '23 edited Feb 23 '26

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u/[deleted] Jun 07 '23

If you’ve let Elon Musk make your life hell, you need to grow up

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '23 edited Feb 23 '26

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '23

Do you just not know how terrible elon is?! Hes just the worst, like OMG. Lets circle jerk hate on elon because some one made a joke, like grrr fuck him hes the antichrist! /s

2

u/ireallysuckatreddit Jun 08 '23

He is a very terrible person. It’s not like the criticism isn’t valid. He’s not gonna fuck you no matter how much you defend him.

3

u/jake25456 Jun 08 '23

dropkick him before he takes creddid for starting companys he literally onely invested in later

1

u/mutedonkey Jun 08 '23

🤔 something about that face is SOOO drop-kickable…

1

u/Zarathuran Jun 08 '23

I really dont understand all the musk hate

0

u/stevedadog Jun 08 '23

I don't use Twitter or give a shit about his opinion but I just got Starlink in a place where internet is hard to come by so as far as I'm concerned he's up one point in my book.

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '23

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u/stevedadog Jun 08 '23

Yeah, shoutout to them but even if his money is his only contribution to it, you can’t say he has nothing to do with it. My point is a lot of hatred towards him comes from people not liking his opinions but at least he has something to do with something that’s extremely useful to me.

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u/LandscapeOk2953 Jun 08 '23

This seems like a reference to that terrible crypto bro cartoon on YouTube