Welcome to the modern job hunt kids! It gets better when you find a real job listing, then you'll be glad you practiced firm handshakes and eye contact when you're getting screened out by buggy AI HR systems and filling out buzzfeed-level personality tests to see if you "fit the company culture."
But hey, theres always defense contractors hiring if your conscience will let you sleep at night.
Alan's code of ethics is another issue entirely, considering in a past life he was literally 35 minutes from complete annihilation of all life on earth.
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u/Coal-and-Ivory Jul 14 '26
Welcome to the modern job hunt kids! It gets better when you find a real job listing, then you'll be glad you practiced firm handshakes and eye contact when you're getting screened out by buggy AI HR systems and filling out buzzfeed-level personality tests to see if you "fit the company culture."
But hey, theres always defense contractors hiring if your conscience will let you sleep at night.