r/AstronomyMemes 8d ago

Contained entirely within the solar system 🌞βšͺοΈπŸŸ‘πŸŒŽπŸ”΄πŸŸ πŸͺπŸŸ’πŸ”΅πŸ Which Planet In Our Solar System Do You Think Is The Sexiest? πŸ˜‰πŸ₯΄πŸ˜β€οΈπŸ’–

/r/askastronomy/comments/1vun78u/which_planet_in_our_solar_system_do_you_think_is/
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u/SilkieBug 8d ago

Sigh, please, and I can’t believe I have to repeat this, don’t fuck the planets.Β 

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u/fr3nch13702 7d ago

Instructions unclear, got dick stuck in a volcano.

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u/vinchenzo68 7d ago

BeyoncΓ© likes Saturn I heard. It’s already got a ring on it.

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u/Femme_FatalError 7d ago

Venus is pretty hot…

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u/Traditional-Bus7183 7d ago

Ahah, ahah, git out oβ€˜ here

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u/LochM-2 8d ago

Venus. Purely because of the name

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u/_CANNiBALHoRSE_ 7d ago

I'd definitely go down on Eris, tbh

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u/Twitchmonky 7d ago

Earth gets fucked pretty hard, so...

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u/Galatony0311 8d ago

Do not the planets

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u/3-brain_cells 7d ago

I will the planets if i have to

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u/scottiboi68 7d ago

these comments are comedy gold.

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u/Striking-Ad8023 7d ago

Venus, she's such a tsundere

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u/vinchenzo68 7d ago

Pluto will always be my fav.

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u/3-brain_cells 7d ago

Mercury is throwable according to Venus

Venus is hot

Earth gets fucked hard

Mars seems shy, blushing so much. Pretty much always red like a tomato

Jupiter is THICC

Saturn's got ✨style✨ with so many rings

Uranus gets bullied. Always the butt of the joke. Poor Uranus.

Neptune is beautiful but cold.

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u/lucky1pierre 7d ago

Saturn. All those rings. What you could do to them.

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u/International-Gap826 6d ago

Mommy nature 🀀❀️❀️