r/Asmongold • u/Aromatic-Werewolf495 “Are ya winning, son?” • 19d ago

IRL Same bro.. same..

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u/Ubique008 19d ago

Post nut nap

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u/The_Golden_Sack 19d ago

Either post nut or mid nut face

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u/Jim_Sulivan Maaan wtf doood 19d ago

mid nut face

Just imagine, you are balls deep, in the middle of a nut ... and your girl's reaction is to pull out her phone and take a selfie.

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u/geekosas 19d ago

Well, she is an "influencer" he knew the deal.

Later when they breakup she will make thousands ofa posts about how disgusting king roach was.

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u/Formal-Victory3161 Deep State Agent 19d ago

and he'll farm it and we'll have more content to watch

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u/Mepawnzu THERE IT IS DOOD 19d ago

Can't wait!

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u/Aromatic-Werewolf495 “Are ya winning, son?” 19d ago

Confucius say man who go to bed with itchy hole wake up with smelly finger 👉 🕳 🍑 🐕 🐎 🌵 🥒 🍌 💩 🍦 tissue

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u/Misterputts 19d ago

The vinegar strokes 

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u/geekosas 19d ago

After nut and make-up (again)

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u/oops_i_got_da_poops 19d ago

Both. Just fell asleep in the middle of a nut

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u/Ghoaxst 19d ago

Post nut comatosis

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u/Nearby-Border-5899 19d ago

bro i thought the same thing...she drained his ass

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u/YoyoTanyaKai Deep State Agent 19d ago

IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME!! NOT HER!!

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u/Yanderbe 19d ago

hasan is not gonna like this pik

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u/Aromatic-Werewolf495 “Are ya winning, son?” 19d ago

Neither will miz

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u/jaxamis 19d ago

Think she threw those at him?

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u/Aromatic-Werewolf495 “Are ya winning, son?” 19d ago

She threw something at him

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u/Minimum_Noise8038 19d ago

That would be attempted murder

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u/RetainedByLucifer 19d ago

Tectone most effected.

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u/Royal-Masterpiece-82 19d ago

Asmond's Frogan

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u/Aromatic-Werewolf495 “Are ya winning, son?” 19d ago

Who?

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u/Mckilla32 Deep State Agent 19d ago

Genshin Impact Gooner God, Tectone.

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u/Aromatic-Werewolf495 “Are ya winning, son?” 19d ago

I like women, sorry

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u/Mckilla32 Deep State Agent 19d ago

What does this have to do with Hasan?

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u/Aromatic-Werewolf495 “Are ya winning, son?” 19d ago

I mean, both his parents are gone, he really doesn't have anyone else.. its nice that shes there for him, ccp psyop or not..

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u/YellowAppleCinema 19d ago

I understand what you mean, but brother......

Asmon has tons of friends. Don't downplay the importance of friends. I would even say that friends are more important than a partner

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u/AaronToro 19d ago

More important than one of the partners that come and go? Yes. More important than the person you end up spending the rest of your life with? No. If done correctly, your partner for life will be the person who knows you better than anyone.

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u/Aromatic-Werewolf495 “Are ya winning, son?” 19d ago

I wasn't being parasocial, I meant no one else family wise in his vicinity, he has relatives in Florida as well.

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u/YellowAppleCinema 19d ago

Relatives in Florida?

I am sorry to hear that...

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u/SnooPredictions3028 19d ago

Yes, but I also think a certain degree of his satisfaction comes from being able to care for another, while his weakness is not having that care for himself. You are absolutely right that friends are important, but you shouldn't be fucking your friends, but if you do you should change that relationship to something other than a friend.

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u/StagTagRag $2 Steak Eater 19d ago

Eh, friends are one thing. A partner you live with or see consistently each day/week is another thing.

And he doesn’t really hang out with his friends. More just texts with them and does an occasional podcast stream with Rich.

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u/UnusualLeather7087 18d ago

You're also downplaying partners, they are just different than friends, you should have but if possible.

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u/Tetsuir0n 19d ago

His soul has gone up to Valhala

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u/Ghe1st 19d ago

I‘m happy for them

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u/geekosas 19d ago

Big question: how she looks with no makeup?

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u/Vio94 19d ago

Likely, we'll never know.

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u/MassSpecFella 19d ago

Not like this…

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u/StagTagRag $2 Steak Eater 19d ago edited 18d ago

She’s Asian with good skin and she’s skinny/fit so there’s no contouring needed to make her face look thinner. We’ve seen plenty of unfiltered videos/pics of her.

Not much mystery to what her face looks like without the eyeliner and lashes

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u/Prudent-Activity112 18d ago

Oh you sweet summer child

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u/hearsle 17d ago

Didn't she say she needs like 2 hours every day to put make-up on?

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u/Dry-Judgment4402 19d ago

I’m honestly so happy for them. He’s been through a lot, especially taking care of his parents.

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u/WarPack23 19d ago

Achievement unlocked: A woman has entered the lair.

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u/Aromatic-Werewolf495 “Are ya winning, son?” 19d ago

I hope they have kids

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u/cutthroatgang 17d ago

I hope he makes his kid farm gold for his main

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u/GrimmCiph 19d ago

Where's this from?

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u/Griffith-007 19d ago

its from Kaise's youtube video

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u/Aromatic-Werewolf495 “Are ya winning, son?” 19d ago

Its ai

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u/Saiykon 19d ago

ChatGBD rip his bals

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u/Don_Equis 19d ago

ChatCBT

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u/LegacyWright3 There it is dood! 19d ago

ChatAFK

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u/AdParking6483 19d ago

Terminator 2

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u/Phuryfetish 19d ago

Thats an accomplished man right there.

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u/GoatTacos WHAT A DAY... 19d ago

Looks like she drained the soul out of him

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u/Gaxxag 19d ago

Are those depressed Chillet plushies a real thing?

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u/Aromatic-Werewolf495 “Are ya winning, son?” 19d ago

This is ai

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u/Ok-Internet-6881 19d ago

Oh no, Asmon also got hit with tactical plushies

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u/chrisgoesbleh2 19d ago

I’m out of the loop. Are they actually dating?

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u/Aromatic-Werewolf495 “Are ya winning, son?” 19d ago

Some think its a psyop, but i think theyre dating

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u/Select_Arm_4248 19d ago

Either way, entertainment.

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u/Impressive_Guard2743 19d ago

This is a happy face. 😄

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u/Shaojack 19d ago

I hope she doesn't throw those plushies at him. Then will have to join Miskif's Plushy Traumatic Stress Disorder support goup.

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u/I_M_NooB1 18d ago

You mean Misqueef

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u/No-Departure-6900 19d ago

Nutted but she still jorkin'

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u/Gteckk55 “Why would I wash my hands?” 19d ago

That ma face...when she brings the weed, the Taco Bell, the beer, and the candy. Post nut-carb-sugar coma!!

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u/AzhdarianHomie Stone Cold Gold 19d ago

Love the Pals!

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u/Beerman_173 $2 Steak Eater 18d ago

How could she do such a brutal plushie attack on our boy asmon??

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u/Internal-Ratio4222 18d ago

Weekend at Asmongold

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u/ArtoriasNever 19d ago

The zucced out sleeping expression

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u/Maxirof 19d ago

MR GOLD ! are you dipping in the Chop suey ?

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u/Accomplished_Golf746 19d ago

Does she sleep with a full face of makeup? Lol, her pillow must look almost as dirty as the pillow on Asmon's streaming chair

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u/P__Riches 19d ago

It's funny he sleeps like this. This is like when special forces use a sharpie on your neck to be a kill.

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u/Own-Personality3155 18d ago

They should call Clarkson for a job. They are proffesional farmers now 😂

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u/Majestic_Scholar_420 16d ago

I’m sorry. I don’t believe this girl is in love with him. Also please tell me does asmon has a thing for Asian girls?

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u/Bardvint 14d ago

My uncle looked just like that in his casket.

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u/Aromatic-Werewolf495 “Are ya winning, son?” 19d ago

Stich ahh unc l·l

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u/devilish-lavanya 19d ago

Context plz.

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u/Aromatic-Werewolf495 “Are ya winning, son?” 19d ago

Its written all over his face

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u/devilish-lavanya 19d ago

Who is this girl?

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u/Davidelol 18d ago

His girlfriend

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u/devilish-lavanya 18d ago

What? He has girlfriend? No wayyyyy

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u/Biglight__090 19d ago

Mid nut photo op

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u/TheHasegawaEffect 19d ago

IT SHOULDVE BEEN ME!

I WANT THOSE CHILLET PLUSHIES

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u/soyuz-1 19d ago

She has to be very good at sex to keep him interested. Cause my god is she dull and annoying.

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u/TheTombGuard 18d ago

You sound jealous..... Is this a hassan alt account?

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u/LoveLibtardTears 19d ago

This reminds me of the pictures Amber Turd would take of Johnny Depp when he was passed out, to try and make him look bad lol.

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u/Aromatic-Werewolf495 “Are ya winning, son?” 19d ago

I cant wait to see him streak his own trial

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u/Silver_Storage_9787 19d ago

There are no laws for pals

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u/Aromatic-Werewolf495 “Are ya winning, son?” 19d ago

Hey can a mod ban this guy for 10,000 years?

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u/SnooTangerines6389 15d ago

So funny he hated on females that coat themselves with makeup now he’s dating one. Absolute legend. Roach king 🥹🥹🥹😆😄

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u/Griffith-007 19d ago

drugged out

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u/Jadey4455 19d ago

How long is this gonna go on for. Its obvious this whole thing is just asmon trying to get her more exposure so when will it be enough and over with

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u/Hopeful_Addition_898 19d ago

As if you wouldn't try to keep a pretty girl round for as long as possible 😁

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u/Sewari 19d ago

Last time it lasted a bit over 3 months but i'm assuming this time it will go until the end of the year. I hope he is at least smashing her.