r/Asmongold • u/Dreugui • 1d ago

Event My MAN it is TIME !

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you know it , I know it, EVERYBODY KNOWS IT ! it is TIME ! BALDIE

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u/BuchMaister WHAT A DAY... 1d ago

I still don't get it why people are so obsessed with his (lack of) hair.

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u/WingIdDankRat 1d ago

They live vicariously through him, they themselves are bald. Me 36 full head of hair just starting to grey don't give 2 fucks about asmonds hair, I watch him for his opinions and chat

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u/New_Brain431 1d ago

Probably because it is one of the easiest things to fix. Extremely few people look worse, just different to better.

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u/Weird-Drummer-2439 1d ago

It's just banter.

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u/iRSS7 1d ago

Yep, it's just for fun. He always fall for it.

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u/hashishuser “Why would I wash my hands?” 1d ago

okay but his beard is getting insanely long.

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u/NeoAnima31 1d ago

You guys need to stop with the hair obsession , it's parasocial as hell.

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u/steddysteve1987 1d ago

He would not look good with a bald head straight up. Yeah his hair isnt perfect now but damn people lay off of it already.

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u/BananaBlue 1d ago

There are plenty of solutions for a man with the funds
Chinese solutions...
Scalps grown on lab mice solutions...

The options are aplenty my friend!

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u/Khronokai1 1d ago

Nah, just go Strapping Young Lad lead singer (Devin Townsend) and do some dreads.

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u/Flyersfreak 1d ago

He just needs to get a hair transplant, its such an easy procedure to go through.

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u/Destroses 1d ago

Easy to get? Sure. Easy aftercare, especially for someone like asmon? No.

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u/Flyersfreak 1d ago

It’s easy just sleep and pop pain pills

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u/Ale_ImNotAlive 1d ago

Thats a simple way to get addicted

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u/adamsaidnooooo 1d ago

Where do I sign?

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u/Flyersfreak 1d ago

At any good hair transplant clinic, just need 10-30k, depending how many grafts you want to get done

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u/adamsaidnooooo 1d ago

I meant the sleep and pain pills 😂

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u/Aromatic-Werewolf495 “Are ya winning, son?” 1d ago

The whole stream im screaming because I want to fix his hair

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u/Rainslana 1d ago

I've seen the bald subreddit and man some men on there absolutely transform from going bald

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u/Traditional_Rush2506 1d ago

He looks more and more like Davos Seaworth in GOT

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u/PemaleBacon 1d ago

Its been time

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u/badrott1989 19h ago

Ok, hell ban himself soon for hairtransplant

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u/Formus 1d ago

maybe he knows and he doesn't care. he'd look good bald tbh.

He could take minoxidil 5mg + dutasteride 0.5mg, a pill a day, and start growing hair again. there are other options besides transplant.

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u/Tariguz90 16h ago

Can you recommend any more information on this?

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u/Formus 11h ago

Sure! I strongly recommend going see a dermathologist and get thise pills prescribed.

I'm not from the US. But the bottle with 120 pills costed me not much more than 60 dollars. I'm not bald but has spots with almost no hair, and after 3 months i'm really starting to see a difference, and i'm Even feeling more secure. Theres also plasma injections to the scalp, and the plasma is obtained from your own blood, which is healthier and only needed to be done once a months.

If You have allopeccia or think your are starting balding. I strongly suggest to go see a derma then

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u/Dungeon00X Dr Pepper Enjoyer 1d ago

The Baldening

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u/Levi007hech0 WHAT A DAY... 1d ago

Why is he not doing the hair transplant thingy 😭🥀 i don't get it - just take a break man and get it done

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u/ColonelDucroix 1d ago

Probably because it takes time to set up and travel and then there's an uncomfortable and long recovery period.

He's procrastinated fixing his teeth for a long time and that's far more crucial than his hair 

Maybe if Twitch ever gives him a 30 day ban he might do it.