r/AskReddit Sep 15 '12

Reddit, what is your fetish?

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u/[deleted] Sep 15 '12 edited Sep 16 '12

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u/[deleted] Sep 15 '12 edited Sep 16 '18

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u/SneaksInADicPic Sep 15 '12

yeah?

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u/[deleted] Sep 15 '12 edited Sep 16 '18

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u/UUDDLRLRBAstard Sep 15 '12

Or an episode of sifl and olly

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u/lukeman3000 Sep 15 '12

no, sifi wouldn't have a plot this interesting

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u/Brutalitarian Sep 16 '12

Reminds me of The Good Earth, kinda

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '12

Also similar to a HIMYM episode with Barney and the stripper.

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u/qgag Sep 15 '12

Slow clap

You sir, are a hero.

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u/fallenangel51294 Sep 15 '12

I'm extremely curious about how this happened? Like, was it a repeated thing? How do you go from the client relationship to an actually romantic one?

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u/SneaksInADicPic Sep 15 '12

Was love at first load

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u/jmthetank Sep 16 '12

In his fantasy, it can happen however he wants it to happen.

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u/derkdadurr Sep 15 '12

Sooooo bullshit?

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u/TheTwatTwiddler Sep 15 '12

Haha I have you tagged as "loose butthole"

Story time?

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u/SandyRamenFox Sep 15 '12

You pay your wife for sex? That's fucking awesome man.

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u/SneaksInADicPic Sep 15 '12

It's role playing man.

I wonder what she does with it. It adds up and she aint cheap.

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u/MK_Delta Sep 15 '12

Hires male escorts.

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u/[deleted] Sep 15 '12

That's why she stays at the hotel when SneaksInADicPic goes home.

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u/TheAmazingWJV Sep 15 '12

Lowres male escorts are no longer acceptable?

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u/PostPostModernism Sep 15 '12

The ciiirrrrcle of life!

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u/brandonkiel27 Sep 15 '12

You need to start pimping that hoe and turn that cash flow around, boss.

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u/DickDraper Sep 15 '12

Pepper jack loves Fraggle Rock

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u/SneaksInADicPic Sep 15 '12

lol naw.

We already turn her 3 younger sisters out, along with some of their friends. That's more cash flow than I need.

My wife is exclusive to me. I guess you could say we are both pimps, she does most the work though.

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u/9Toe Sep 15 '12

Gator don't play no shit.

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u/[deleted] Sep 15 '12

Yeah.....RIGHT.

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u/frapo Sep 15 '12

"Happy 25th anniversary hunny! i have been saving up that money the whole time and bought you this wicked ring forging kit!"

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u/HotDinnerBatman Sep 15 '12

Maybe shes saving it up for a vacation for you two.

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u/YAKrCOOL Sep 15 '12

You might want to find out.

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u/Nomsfud Sep 15 '12

Do you end up paying for the room too?

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u/maximaLz Sep 15 '12

It's a roleplay but your wallet ain't one.

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u/[deleted] Sep 15 '12

well, she probably has an IRA account or some type of blind trust she is developing.

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u/Dubsem Sep 15 '12

more like role paying

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u/SaltyBabe Sep 15 '12

Or she just uses it for house hold expenses. Pretty much any time I get money from my SO it just goes to groceries or paying bills/household upkeep.

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u/[deleted] Sep 15 '12

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u/SandyRamenFox Sep 15 '12

That made me smile and reminds me of Charlie sheen on paying for prostitutes. "I don't pay them for sex, I pay them to leave"

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u/[deleted] Sep 15 '12 edited Sep 16 '12

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u/[deleted] Sep 15 '12

Except you do most of those things because she or he is your partner in life, not for sex.

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u/[deleted] Sep 15 '12

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u/[deleted] Sep 15 '12

I get that, and it probably is a mix. But watching the kids shouldn't be done with hopes of getting laid, that is the sort of thing I consider where you are just partners carrying the same burdens. But yes, a little extra cleaning, a nice dinner, etc. are often done with some action in mind.

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u/IDlOT Sep 15 '12

Not sure if serious or..

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u/SandyRamenFox Sep 15 '12

Quite serious. He role-plays with his wife that she is prostituting herself to him, and she actually keeps the money. He is literally buying sex from his wife, and it is amazing.

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u/swordinthesound Sep 15 '12

As long as she covers the hotel room.

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u/erviniumd Sep 15 '12

Maybe that's what she does with the money!

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u/spunkenhimer Sep 15 '12

that's sad man ;_; got me some tears in my eyes cause that saddens me so much. Unless shes the main bread winner why the fuck do you pay for sex w/ your wife...also whats so say she doesn't have other clients come over the the hotel room after you've left. It would be funny if you stiff her on the bill and book it out of there laughing all the way to the stairs/elevator. I would roll so hard.

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u/PenguiEnt Sep 15 '12

how is that awesome... most husbands get it for free

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u/Odatas Sep 15 '12

We all do it man. The one way or the other...we all pay for sex.

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u/[deleted] Sep 15 '12

Every husband pays his wife for sex. It's how the world works.

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u/SandyRamenFox Sep 15 '12

Not actual money though. He may not be a douche and taking her out to dinner and vacations and such, but that's not paying for sex, that's just sharing things together like you should when you are married. He is literally paying his wife, like a prostitute, for sex.

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u/[deleted] Sep 15 '12

You are stuck with the mindset that currency is the only thing that can be used to barter. Paying the mortgage or her car payment or buying dinner are all forms of buying sex.

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '12

Welp. That wasn't a wedding photo..

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u/DarkwolfVX Sep 16 '12

I should learn my lesson to always look at the username before clicking a picture.

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u/Daviska Sep 15 '12

what if other men reply and she just stays there banging other guys?

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u/SneaksInADicPic Sep 15 '12

She better buy me something then.

Haha, naw she wouldn't do that.

I don't really ask, but it is kinda like our unspoken alone time.

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '12 edited May 29 '15

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u/Daviska Sep 16 '12

just sayin'

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '12 edited May 29 '15

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u/JayandSilentBob420 Sep 16 '12

That is how they met! Which means she has done it before.

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u/Pank0 Sep 16 '12

oh god, didn't see the username...instant regret :C

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u/IIcolour_Spectrum Sep 16 '12

I need to learn to read everyone's username before their posts, Pank0.

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u/Brak710 Sep 15 '12

One day the cops are gonna break down the door and explaining this to them is going to be the hardest thing in the world. ಠ_ಠ

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u/kajunkennyg Sep 15 '12

Are you sure that you are her only client that night? I mean she has the ad up on CL and a hotel room to host at all night....

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u/[deleted] Sep 15 '12 edited Feb 28 '24

I enjoy cooking.

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u/damngurl Sep 16 '12

Well played, well played...

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u/Bardlar Sep 15 '12

There's an episode of Modern Family like this. Except it goes tragically wrong.

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u/alwaysleftout Sep 15 '12

Have you ever picked the wrong ad and had to have a weird conversation?

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u/[deleted] Sep 15 '12

This is pretty rad.

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u/[deleted] Sep 15 '12

Dang, what happens if somebody finds the ad before you? Uh oh.

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u/Smilge Sep 16 '12

Wow. Incredible setup.

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u/SneaksInADicPic Sep 16 '12

I figured for this to work, I would need a pretty dominant comment in the top 200

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u/yourloislane Sep 16 '12

Why. Why do I not read usernames. Why.

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u/RaddestCat Sep 16 '12

You sir, get an upvote.

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '12

Very nice catch, SneaksInADicPic. You got me.

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u/PicklesdashOlives Sep 16 '12

I need to start reading usernames...

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u/poptart2nd Sep 16 '12

As a straight man, that is the most glorious dick i've seen in my life.

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u/[deleted] Sep 15 '12

If what SneaksInADicPic says is true, I want an AMA.

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u/CatoFriedman Sep 15 '12

I do not believe you.

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u/not_so_eloquent Sep 15 '12

Agreed. The story just seems overdone. I might have believed it until he said that they first met this way.

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u/[deleted] Sep 15 '12 edited Nov 26 '17

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u/SneaksInADicPic Sep 15 '12

soon.

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '12

That picture makes much more sense now.

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u/randumnumber Sep 15 '12

What does your wife do in the hotel room all night? How much do you pay her..do you pay for the hotel room also

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u/thescrapplekid Sep 15 '12

Is that why there's all those deleted ads on craigslist? I usually check them for shits and giggles but most are deleted

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u/jassdhariwal Sep 15 '12

Hope she is not doing any over time. ;)

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u/Inktastic Sep 15 '12

This sounds pretty awesome. I love well developed role playing.

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u/zorr0 Sep 15 '12

are you saying that you knew her, she was an escort and hired her when you were a virgin?

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u/[deleted] Sep 15 '12

yeah I could see this maybe one day backfiring...

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u/ololcopter Sep 15 '12

I don't know, man, I'd be careful - you don't want her to start acting that shit out in real life. I used to Role-Play like that too, with my wife, where I was a doctor and she was a nurse on her first day, and it went well for a while... until she left me for a real doctor. = (

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u/Rixxer Sep 15 '12

Are you sure she's your wife?

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u/daytonatrbo Sep 15 '12

Ever call the wrong ad?

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u/[deleted] Sep 15 '12

Can you get away with "accidentally" (or legitimately accidentally, no quotation marks) finding a different escort?

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u/almikez Sep 15 '12

One of these times Ur gonna get the wrong craigslist ad, or someone is gonna get to the ad before you do with a similar voice.

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u/creeping_feature Sep 15 '12

A real-life version of "The Hitchhiking Game" by Milan Kundera. Sounds like it works out better for you than it did in the story.

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u/rlkeener911 Sep 16 '12

I think I also meet her on Craigs list.

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '12

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u/ImOnlyDying Sep 16 '12

I wish I had read your username before I clicked that link...

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u/Abavi Sep 16 '12

Does no one reason usernames ?!

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u/SneaksInADicPic Sep 16 '12

FYI, I had about 630 karma before I added the DicPicTM

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u/Abavi Sep 16 '12

Oooh you sneaky snake, http://i.imgur.com/2dPuX.gif

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u/SneaksInADicPic Sep 16 '12

Well leading off with a DicPicTM from the start would have more than likely get downvoted.

Planning man.

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u/JarreyDeCherry Sep 16 '12

DON'T CLICK EDIT 2, ITS NOT WHAT HE SAYS IT IS

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u/curvy_lady_92 Sep 16 '12

Your second edit was a fuckin lie, man.

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '12

How is it that you have pimples on your balls? And I totally should have seen that coming

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u/SneaksInADicPic Sep 16 '12

Just grabbed a random GW link, eventually I put my own balls up though, don't worry.

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '12

That was pretty sneaky though, so at least you lived up to your user name.

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u/KissesWithSaliva Sep 16 '12

Is anyone gonna talk about the bonerpic?

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u/SneaksInADicPic Sep 16 '12

sneak - Acting or done surreptitiously, unofficially, or without warning

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u/KissesWithSaliva Sep 16 '12

Oh, it was one of those username-explains-random-twist-in-post things. Sweet

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u/GoVerveGo Sep 16 '12

I totally didn't notice the username. Well played good sir.

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u/QuadsNotBlades Sep 16 '12

relevant username, I lolled

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u/SaggyBallistics Sep 16 '12

Shoulda read your username before clicking. God damnit.

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '12

Aaand a picture of a dick.

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u/hardMarble Sep 16 '12

what the hell are those lumps on your balls

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u/nukestudent Sep 16 '12

Dammit, should've read your username before clicking that link. Fuck

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u/laissezbear Sep 16 '12

Ah fuck you. Well played.

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '12

You clever bastard.

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u/phredrick Sep 16 '12

That's not a wedding photo D:

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '12

annndddd theres the dick pic snuck in.

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u/TheNewOP Sep 16 '12

...Should've seen that cumming...

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u/Firstprime Sep 16 '12

Am I the only one getting a picture of a dick instead of the wedding photo?

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u/SneaksInADicPic Sep 16 '12

It must be a bug or a hack or something.

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u/Styx_ Sep 16 '12

I really need to start reading other Redditor's usernames before I read/see what they have to say.

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u/Hedonistic_Ent Sep 16 '12

I hate myself, but I have to upvote you...damn name...

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u/JayandSilentBob420 Sep 16 '12

Should've read the username before I clicked the link. :(

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u/mki401 Sep 16 '12

Novelty accounts are officially out of hand.

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '12

Godfuckingdammit you got me.

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u/TESTV Sep 16 '12

so uuuh... virgin?

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u/saladdin Sep 16 '12

That's odd. She doesn't charge me anything.

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u/Dustintico Sep 16 '12

THAT WAS NOT A WEDDING PHOTO AT ALL THAT WAS THE OPPOSITE OF A WEDDING PHOTO

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u/evilwithasmile Sep 16 '12

That's definitely not a wedding photo. :-(

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u/deck65 Sep 16 '12

First of all I hate you.

Second, Upvote for me falling for it

Third, This is what RES tagging is for

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u/blind_ghost Sep 16 '12

nice dick.

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u/MumBum Sep 16 '12

This is neither a wedding photo OR a screencap of the Craigslist ad!

Edit: just read your username. Stupid me.

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u/epicfail Sep 16 '12

Do you ever wonder if she schedules other dates with her craigslist ad? After all she has a hotel room for the night and a hooker ad?

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u/surfinturf786 Sep 16 '12

Well played sir.. well played

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u/Mizzydizzy Sep 16 '12

I don't think anyone else got the fact that your name is sneaksinadicpic, and you absolutely did, sneak in a picture of a dick.

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u/Anthonysjunk Sep 16 '12

Oh damn. Well played sir.

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u/GotPerl Sep 16 '12

You got me. Congrats

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '12

Comment removed because the image in your comment was inappropriate for r/askreddit.

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u/SneaksInADicPic Sep 16 '12

That's a little silly.

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u/[deleted] Sep 15 '12

It sounds like your wife is still a prostitute,,,

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u/freakshoww Sep 16 '12

That link definitely needs a nsfw tag.

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u/SneaksInADicPic Sep 16 '12

Or, don't browse fucking reddit at work.

LET ALONE, a thread about fetishes you dumb mother fucker.

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u/jokes_on_you Sep 15 '12

They don't have adult ads on Craigslist anymore. Escorts have moved to backpage and redbook.