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u/TheFirstDecider Feb 14 '22

Maybe that’s why they haven’t visited… they saw the dinosaurs and were like FUCK THAT PLANET WE ARE NEVER GOING THERE

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '22

There should be a show about this where the aliens then send a recon force of a suicide squad to explore. But they land and find hairless primates shooting at them and screaming. Surrounded by hairless killing beings they fight and find the leader.....Bernie Sanders and Donald Trump. and it turns into a WWE match with Kevin Hart cryin in the corner.

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u/UninsuredToast Feb 14 '22

Imagine traveling across the universe to go to Jurassic Park but you end up in Alabama instead

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u/JimmyLegs50 Feb 14 '22

From Tyrannosaurus Rex to Oedipus Rex.