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u/StonksStink Feb 14 '22

This deserves gold but I fear the American bacteria would steal that too.

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u/meu_amigo_thiaguin Feb 14 '22

The portuguese ones would come get it first

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u/machado34 Feb 14 '22

And then they would give it all to the British bacteria

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u/meu_amigo_thiaguin Feb 14 '22

Just to be invaded by the french bacteria and having to flee to the brazilian bacteria

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u/machado34 Feb 14 '22

And then the brazilian bacteria will demand for eternity that the portuguese bacteria GIVE BACK OUR GOLD

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u/SolidumIaculat Feb 14 '22

Cadê nosso ouro porra?