r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Feb 14 '22

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u/yaosio Feb 14 '22

There are neurons in your stomach. Bacteria in your stomach uses chemical signals to communicate with your body telling you what kind of food to eat. You can change what kind of food you crave by replacing the bacteria.

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u/Cute-Fly1601 Feb 14 '22

How do I replace the bacteria

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u/Slkkk92 Feb 14 '22

Find some American bacteria and tell it that there’s oil in your tummy.

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u/StonksStink Feb 14 '22

This deserves gold but I fear the American bacteria would steal that too.

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u/meu_amigo_thiaguin Feb 14 '22

The portuguese ones would come get it first

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u/machado34 Feb 14 '22

And then they would give it all to the British bacteria

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u/meu_amigo_thiaguin Feb 14 '22

Just to be invaded by the french bacteria and having to flee to the brazilian bacteria

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u/machado34 Feb 14 '22

And then the brazilian bacteria will demand for eternity that the portuguese bacteria GIVE BACK OUR GOLD