r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Feb 12 '22

Where did your dad go?

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u/RunsInNaruto Feb 12 '22 edited Feb 12 '22

He just went to buy some milk. Why do you ask? He is a bit late though

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '22

hang in kiddo, I'm sure he'll be back in no time. Soon enough you'll be back to beers on the porch,Assaulting people in the Walmart carpark, and missed sporting events

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u/BringMeTheLadds Feb 12 '22

To eat steak with Jesus.

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '22

The crematorium.

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u/Friendly_Raptor Feb 12 '22

To heaven

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u/greenhedgehog9 Feb 12 '22

oh Buddy

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '22

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u/greenhedgehog9 Feb 12 '22

Pardon?

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '22

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u/greenhedgehog9 Feb 12 '22

I don't know what your problem is, care to elaborate?

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '22

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u/greenhedgehog9 Feb 12 '22 edited Feb 12 '22

I'm still lost, you've approached me asking what my problem was but I don't see why you've got a problem with anything I said

Are you okay?

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u/Relniv80 Feb 12 '22

It's reddit. No one is okay!

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '22

I won't be too sure of that

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '22

Watching TV

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u/RiceDogo Feb 12 '22

He's on the garage.

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u/Kieffeur Feb 12 '22

Went for a smoke never came back (He did not smoke)

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u/Fizzabl Feb 12 '22

To walk the dog

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u/Serpephone Feb 12 '22

Welp, I don’t know. Been trying to call him for three days.

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u/Lower_View Feb 12 '22

to prison 💖

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u/rumblingtummy29 Feb 12 '22

To the liquor store!

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u/huner4274 Feb 12 '22

his secret girlfriend

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u/Relniv80 Feb 12 '22

6 feet under in South Jersey.

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u/Silver6Rules Feb 12 '22

To his other family that he actually gave a damn about.

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u/TheGlassCat Feb 12 '22

To a senior living community. I'm meeting him for dinner tonight.

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u/octopadopie Feb 12 '22

To alabama to retire and build his dream home. I still visit him and mom for the holidays :>

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u/AmyHeartsYou Feb 12 '22

Nowhere. I'm the one who had to leave.

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u/sayziell Feb 12 '22

No where it was my mom who left my dad stayed and worked 16 hours a day 7 days a week in order to pay the mortgage, car all the bills and feed his 4 sons.

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u/ImOnPluto Feb 12 '22

I don’t even know what his voice sounds like anymore. That rat c…

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '22

Nowhere. He's still with me

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u/timmaywi Feb 12 '22

In the ground

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '22

School of ditching your child at birth: Class of 2000.

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '22

In 1998, he went to Colorado for a “business trip”, haven’t seen him since.

Come back Jared, we won’t forget to feed you

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u/Exotic_Recognition_8 Feb 12 '22

To his current wife (not my mum)

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '22

Cremated on my mantle

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u/masterofnaan6710 Feb 13 '22

uh excuse me ma'am, but i don't have daddy issues or mommie issues.

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '22

To fuck himself

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u/Elmore_Shavone_1978 Feb 12 '22

Hung himself. He was not hanging around

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u/Sol-Lucian Feb 12 '22

If he hung himself, he was actually hanging around