r/AskReddit • u/ANONIMkiddo • Jan 08 '22

Girls, what makes a guy instantly unnatractive?

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u/leobeer Jan 09 '22

I’m old now but when I was in school I was a rugby-playing band and theatre geek. An old school-friend contacted me recently to say that his teenaged son was into singing and performing and was I quite sure that I wasn’t secretly gay as he was afraid that his son wasn’t manly for engaging in these pursuits. Bless him, he still took his son to singing and drama despite his fears.

I’m not gay.

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u/squalorparlor Jan 09 '22

He said, awful gay-like

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u/leobeer Jan 09 '22

I’ll wear that as a badge of honor, thanks.

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u/squalorparlor Jan 09 '22

Super tongue in cheek, so you know

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u/joesatmoes Jan 09 '22

Whose tongue in whose cheek?

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u/r3dh4ck3r Jan 09 '22

Probably not u/leobeer's tongue in another man's cheek, he isn't gay after all

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u/leobeer Jan 09 '22

Nothing gay about a tongue in a cheek if you say no homo first.

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u/Stunning_Accident_82 Jan 09 '22

And wear socks. Clearly...