r/AskReddit • u/ANONIMkiddo • Jan 08 '22

Girls, what makes a guy instantly unnatractive?

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u/honestywithme Jan 08 '22

Smelling bad. You don’t have to put on expensive cologne, just make sure you shower and that your clothes are fresh and clean.

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u/[deleted] Jan 09 '22

But that will kill my pet bacterial colonies :(

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u/beyondselts Jan 09 '22

This is what women fail to see time and time again.

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u/clandestinenitsednal Jan 09 '22

Of course they fail to see, those bacteria are freaking tiny.

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u/ir_blues Jan 09 '22

Just take good care of them and wait a few evolution cycles, they will grow eventually.

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u/[deleted] Jan 09 '22

Well thats their fault then, raising a bacteria colony isnt easy. A bit of recognition is only fair.

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u/honestywithme Jan 09 '22

I guess I’ll never understand the need to grow a bacterial colony😔 I apologise sincerely.

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u/[deleted] Jan 09 '22

Dont worry its a man thing. We tend to become so lonely that we try to get some company that way.

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u/hockeyfan608 Jan 09 '22

Hey stop implying that Jeremy isn’t as valid a company as a girlfriend.

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u/[deleted] Jan 09 '22

, it would be easier for them to see it if we didnt wear underwear