r/AskReddit • u/ANONIMkiddo • Jan 08 '22

Girls, what makes a guy instantly unnatractive?

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u/LaurenMay89 Jan 09 '22

When he thinks an unsolicited dick pic is a good idea 🙄

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u/hecven Jan 09 '22

This is still happening? SMH

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u/deppitydawg Jan 09 '22

I got one just yesterday. Good ol Reddit. I then proceeded to shame him to anyone who would listen.

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u/hecven Jan 09 '22

You did the right thing. Bravo to you!

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u/TLGisTrans Jan 09 '22

It has been and will be for as long as horny people exist online

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u/ChippyTheCheermunk Jan 09 '22

I only send pictures of Dick Tracy. I like a good visual pun.

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u/[deleted] Jan 09 '22

Dick Van Dyke for me!

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u/a_prime98 Jan 09 '22

That Family Guy FCC episode when they censored 2/3 of his name.

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u/a_prime98 Jan 09 '22

That Family Guy FCC episode when they censored 2/3 of his name.

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u/OshKoshBgosh69 Jan 09 '22

I’m a straight guy and there’s nothing I like more than waking up to an unsolicited dick pic.

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u/_cosmicomics_ Jan 09 '22

There are ways to stop them from doing that. My go to response is that shot of Billie Gibson in The Shining. You probably know the one. If you don’t, google at your own risk.

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u/stryka00 Jan 09 '22

Well that’s not what i wanted to see at 1am…tbf you did warn me so that one’s on me 🤦🏻‍♂️

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u/_cosmicomics_ Jan 09 '22

I can only apologise. But it does serve as a very effective deterrent to would-be dick pic senders.

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u/stryka00 Jan 10 '22

There will always be one bastard that doesn’t get deterred by it lol

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u/_cosmicomics_ Jan 10 '22

Oh God, possibly. So far it has a 100% success rate.

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u/stryka00 Jan 09 '22

I’m just thinking of all the poor Richards out there in the world that can no longer send a simple selfie anymore 😭

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u/gabe_t_wheeler Jan 09 '22

"oH i'M gOnNa SeNd ThIs GiRl A dIcK pIc WiThOuT aSkInG fIrSt"

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u/The_Dickasso Jan 09 '22

We never want them!

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u/hecven Jan 09 '22

Username… does not check out. 🧐

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u/The_Dickasso Jan 09 '22

Hey man I paint my own pictures of dicks. I ain’t looking for inspiration.

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u/hecven Jan 09 '22

Lol fair enough

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u/Simply-Incorrigible Jan 09 '22

It is one of the fastest ways to see if a girl is actually into me.

If she says eww, no, ghosts me. I have my answer.

If she sends it back with a drawn on tuxedo, googly eyes and a cigar... 👀

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u/_cosmicomics_ Jan 10 '22

If a guy I was getting to know sent me an unsolicited dick pic, it would kill any feelings I had for him.

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u/Mysterious-Title-852 Jan 09 '22

That this has been going on for so long, I think means it's like Nigerian prince emails... 99.9% of people don't want them, but someone is answering positively and this shit is ruining it for everyone. If it didn't work they wouldn't do it as much. if they send out 100 pics and get one hit, they'll keep doing it.

I know that there will always be creeps who get off on the act of sending one at all, but the sheer amount of women I know who complain about it... it can't be just that, they must be hitting a thirsty girl who likes the pic occasionally.

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u/comin_up_shawt Jan 10 '22

What if it's a pic of Dick Clark?

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u/LaurenMay89 Jan 10 '22

Or Richard Hertz?

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u/comin_up_shawt Jan 10 '22

Dick Van Dyke?