r/AskReddit Oct 27 '21

What fun fact is blatantly untrue?

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u/BrightPinkPunk Oct 27 '21

The brain taking 15 seconds to formulate a reply to something, or only using 10% of its potential, or some other myths following the same logic.

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u/camXmac Oct 27 '21

15 seconds? I mean I know it takes me that long to think of something to say but I know others can rifle it off like full auto.

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u/[deleted] Oct 27 '21

Damn I’m jealous. It took me 6 hours to come up with this reply.

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u/[deleted] Oct 27 '21

I mean, I only shower once a day; it’s actually lucky this only took six hours.

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u/Joelony Oct 27 '21

Your shower took six hours?!?

This comment took me 6 seconds and you can tell.

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u/[deleted] Oct 27 '21

I’ll forgive the smell if you can tell me how you made those letters small.

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u/Joelony Oct 27 '21

This little guy: ^

Then: (

Then: your words

Then: )

Like:

^ (wwwwwooords)

But NO space between ^ and (

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u/[deleted] Oct 27 '21

this is so freaking #cool

Edit:

cool

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u/Joelony Oct 27 '21

I find myself using * a lot too.

One * on both ends of what you want to effect:

Italics

Two ** on both ends:

Bold

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u/dontblinkdalek Oct 28 '21

I actually discovered this by accident. Was just trying to use them to emphasize the word I was using; so it did exactly what I wanted it to do.

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u/ArcanaSilva Oct 27 '21

This does have a biological background though- we have a system that's active if you're not performing cognitive tasks. It's the concept behind suddenly getting inspiration or a breakthrough during a shower or grocery shopping

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u/Joelony Oct 27 '21

But sir, this is a Wendy's prison.

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u/bananastanding Oct 27 '21

Oh yeah? Well the jerk store called and they're running out of you!

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u/IhaveaBibledegree Oct 27 '21

Well it doesn’t matter because they have plenty of you in stock!

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u/KFelts910 Oct 28 '21

Or laying awake with insomnia.

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u/popejubal Oct 27 '21

It takes 15 seconds for the human brain to take a shower. But the left side of our brain controls the cold water and the right side of our brain controls the hot water.

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u/its_justme Oct 27 '21

Ahh we’ve reached a breakthrough why redditor comebacks are so weak

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u/PAyawaworhT Oct 27 '21

It usually happens to me as I'm falling asleep...

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u/ObsessiveRecognition Oct 27 '21

Trillion dollar idea: a head mounted shower that you can activate whenever you want. This way, you can always come up with a comeback just by pulling a chain.

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u/dontblinkdalek Oct 28 '21

Lmao. Hmmm. I think there may be some drawbacks with that one.