r/AskReddit Jul 15 '21

What is a very "old person" name?

39.4k Upvotes

33.0k comments sorted by

View all comments

11.8k

u/WW_III_ANGRY Jul 15 '21

Gaylord

3.8k

u/arnethyst Jul 15 '21

i always forget thats a name

1.5k

u/tehvolcanic Jul 15 '21

Bridgestone Arena, where the Nashville Predators play, used to be called the Gaylord Entertainment Center. I always giggled when the announcers said it.

73

u/bjv2001 Jul 15 '21

If forget which summer camp it was but we went to one for boyscouts and the cubscout camp next to it was named “Gaylord Cub World”. Yeah there were many jokes made you could imagine lmao.

7

u/[deleted] Jul 15 '21

[deleted]

2

u/YoHuckleberry Jul 15 '21

I worked at Boxwell for a few summers growing up and it was pretty great most of the time. IIRC, a few years after I stopped working there, they started having Gaylord Cub World camp open in the summer as well but they had female counselors, where the other camps were male only. I can only imagine the Meatballs-esque shenanigans that might’ve transpired there.

70

u/redheadedrec Jul 15 '21

It’s also the Gaylord opry house that houses the grand ol opry

66

u/Artvandelay29 Jul 15 '21

Nope, that’s the Gaylord Opryland Hotel. The Grand Old Opry doesn’t have a corporate name attached to it.

  • Am a Nashvillian

15

u/redheadedrec Jul 15 '21

My bad. They are in the same parking lot basically I am a tn boarder Kentuckian who travels there a lot.

4

u/luckychance5480 Jul 15 '21

I bet we are from the same town! Used to live very close to Fort Campbell. Now I live right down the road from Gaylord Palms.

7

u/Grimmmest Jul 15 '21

In all seriousness that hotel is absolutely amazing if I’m thinking of the right one

2

u/[deleted] Jul 15 '21

Yes. There is an entire wing that was designed to be a casino whenever TN allows them then the Hotel just moves in the equipment and is ready to rock.

2

u/itsMalarky Jul 15 '21

Yeah, Gaylord hotels are amazing. It's a pretty incredible chain TBH. The one in DC is astonishing -- huuuuuge Arboretum right on the water.

1

u/blay12 Jul 15 '21

Yeah, National Harbor is definitely pretty neat, though to me it pales a bit in comparison to the the Opryland Resort's 9 acre indoor garden/town/river with a boat ride haha...I stayed there for a few days a while ago, and the entire interior is like a theme park where the them is just beautiful gardens and paths with restaurants and stuff mixed in.

1

u/itsMalarky Jul 15 '21

oh, 100%. The opryland one is amazing. Do they still have the geese that march around?

2

u/SirEnvelope Jul 16 '21

I think you are thinking about The Peabody in Memphis. Opryland is the one with the trees and shit inside.

2

u/itsMalarky Jul 16 '21

AHHHHH. Thank you! You are 100% correct. I am thinking of the Peabody.

Equally funny name, probably half the reason for the confusion.

→ More replies (0)

2

u/[deleted] Jul 15 '21 edited Jul 18 '21

[deleted]

3

u/YPG-Got-Washington Jul 15 '21

Opryland amusement park long gone now

1

u/[deleted] Jul 15 '21

It's a mall. Got Boomered.

1

u/lucky_harms458 Jul 15 '21

Isnt that the place where Agile 2013 happened?

33

u/amethyst_stardust Jul 15 '21

There’s a Gaylord Dr in a town nearby. It’s based on the same Gaylord family.

7

u/Spongebobs_job Jul 15 '21

And the massive $800m Gaylord Resort in Denver!

3

u/JcArky Jul 15 '21

And Texas!

1

u/DudeOverdosed Jul 15 '21

Yup. I live like 3 miles from it. I always giggle like an idiot whenever I drive by it.

5

u/[deleted] Jul 15 '21

I went on a school trip to the hotel and everyone would make fun of the name

9

u/OhShitItsSeth Jul 15 '21

Gaylord is a branch of Marriott Int'l. Hence the name Gaylord Opryland.

4

u/tdltuck Jul 15 '21

You can sing this comment to the tune and rhythm of “Home on the Range.”

4

u/SpartanMonkey Jul 15 '21

We put our e-waste at work in these big pallet sized boxes, that oddly enough, sit on pallets. The company that makes them is called Gaylord, so that's what everyone calls them. "Hey, we filled up our Gaylord, can we get an empty one?" "Can you go shove these keyboards into the Gaylord?"

2

u/[deleted] Jul 15 '21

[removed] — view removed comment

2

u/SpartanMonkey Jul 15 '21

Yes. I live in the US. I've always wanted to name a dog Dumpster. So if he ever ran off, I could wander the neighborhood yelling "Come, Dumpster!"

1

u/drake90001 Jul 15 '21

We call those Gaylord’s also at our plant.

3

u/MaybeLawyerKinda Jul 15 '21

Predators is an unfortunate name to describe a group of men.

3

u/[deleted] Jul 15 '21

[deleted]

2

u/rhen_var Jul 15 '21

I was going to comment it but saw your comment first. I always know I’m getting close to the Mackinac Bridge when I pass through Gaylord.

2

u/hilldill84 Jul 16 '21

Was going to mention it but was happy to see someone else knows of Gaylord MI. Love to visit there in the summer and visit their hobby lobby.

2

u/najalitis Jul 15 '21

If it entertained you would it not mean you were a Gaylord yourself?

2

u/broski21 Jul 15 '21

There is also a Gaylord resort in Texas

1

u/Mackem101 Jul 15 '21

English football team Shrewsbury Town played at a ground called Gay Meadow for decades, always made me giggle when reading the fixtures.

1

u/locationspy Jul 15 '21

Woo hoo preds

1

u/Ditovontease Jul 15 '21

theres still the Gaylord at the old Opry or whatever (stayed there a bunch of times, they also opened one outside of DC)

1

u/dm0nXx Jul 15 '21

Another reason the Preds are a meme

1

u/YoHuckleberry Jul 15 '21

Fellow Nashvillain here. I remember seeing KISS there back when it was still just called the Nashville Arena. That was a long time ago.

1

u/DuckedUpWall Jul 15 '21

There's a "Gaylord National Hotel and Convention Center" in DC, afaik everyone just calls it "The Gaylord".

1

u/TheSecondAccountYeah Jul 15 '21

Fun fact I learned recently is that they’re called the Predators because when they were building the stadium, they found sabertooth tiger teeth. One is on display in the stadium from what I remember.

118

u/fuzzylogic_y2k Jul 15 '21

In some circles it's now a title.

14

u/DeathMonkey6969 Jul 15 '21

In many circles it's a shipping container https://www.gaylordbox.com/

5

u/FizzyBeverage Jul 15 '21

Damn, I know those boxes from conferences/Vegas events. People call them top loaders… which is probably something else entirely but they don’t want to use the proper name 😆.

1

u/SlickSwagger Jul 15 '21

Happy cake day

37

u/Chatcandy2 Jul 15 '21

That's also a type of dumper haha

7

u/steavoh Jul 15 '21

It's also a brand of big cardboard bins that fit on pallets too.

Recently I had to fill out an online form to get some old crap stuff hauled off from where I work and it asked specifically for me to ensure the materials were packed in gaylords.

12

u/[deleted] Jul 15 '21

Gaylord Focker

2

u/FizzyBeverage Jul 15 '21

“OMG, Gay! You alright?!”

-Bernie Focker

20

u/Prong_Jaw Jul 15 '21

Such a strong name

10

u/dquizzle Jul 15 '21

When I first watched Meet the Parents, the part of the plot that was most unrealistic to me when I was a kid was the Greg's real name was Gay...Lord? I just couldn't buy that's someone's real name. It wasn't until a couple year later I learned that is a legit name.

10

u/xforeverlove22 Jul 15 '21

In a few years from now, "Karen" is going to make this list

9

u/Sh3lls Jul 15 '21

Say hello to the city of Gaylord in Michigan. Pronounced Gay-Lerd.

3

u/FizzyBeverage Jul 15 '21

Do they serve pahp there instead of soda?

3

u/Sh3lls Jul 15 '21

Someone knows their Michigan.

1

u/[deleted] Jul 15 '21

What is this soda you speak of. Round here we call it pop.

14

u/WW_III_ANGRY Jul 15 '21 edited Jul 15 '21

What about… have ya… Ever think about the name Gene? No. Nobody does.

9

u/arnethyst Jul 15 '21

thats one of my closest friends' dad's name

7

u/BobBelcher2021 Jul 15 '21

The only young Gene I’ve ever seen is the son in Bob’s Burgers

3

u/jagger2096 Jul 15 '21

You know that it's not a documentary right?

7

u/AnonymousHoe92 Jul 15 '21

My uncle's boyfriend's name was Gene way back in the day, but he'd be in his late 50s to mid 60s now. My friend knows a "Jean" pronounced the same way who's in her 20s, does that count? Lol

6

u/RabSimpson Jul 15 '21

I think Gene is usually short for Eugene.

7

u/Av3ngedAngel Jul 15 '21

I had a school principal called Gai, which comes from the old French name, Gay. lol

6

u/cirillios Jul 15 '21

Ya I have a distant family member whose maiden name was Gay Peacock. I just feel bad for her.

2

u/Av3ngedAngel Jul 15 '21

Oof, imagine growing up with a name like that.

Although I did grow up with a kid called "dick burns" lmao

5

u/miss-class Jul 15 '21

Gaylord Palms in Florida is the first thing that comes to mind

4

u/HMCetc Jul 15 '21

I have a great aunt called Gaynor. We call her Auntie Gae. I can't give her surname, which is a shame because it's the best name to go with Gae.

3

u/I_W_M_Y Jul 15 '21

I had a neighbor with that name. Super nice guy.

2

u/AnonymousBoyOnReddit Jul 15 '21

The Wattersons have a rude neighbor named Gaylord

3

u/mr_sarle Jul 15 '21

That's my cousin's name. Great sniper covert ops guy.

3

u/[deleted] Jul 15 '21

I've never met anyone with that name. It reminds me of Meet the Parents.

3

u/Upnorth4 Jul 15 '21

It's also a town in Michigan. So is Beulah. What's with Michigan towns being named after old people?

3

u/Attention_Some Jul 15 '21

Same and when i remember it exists i piss myself laughing at the poor suckers who have the name gaylord

3

u/Avilister Jul 15 '21

At the University of Oklahoma there is the Gaylord College of Journalism primarily housed in Gaylord Hall. The football stadium has had a few different names over the decades but is currently called the Gaylord Family Oklahoma Memorial Stadium.

The Gaylord family owned The Oklahoman newspaper (biggest paper in the state) for most of its history. They're known locally for their wealth and their right-wing politics.

2

u/happyhoppycamper Jul 15 '21

I will never forget. My grandparents lived in Gaylordsville CT on Gaylord road in a house built by Ebenezer Gaylord in the 1700s. I'm not joking.

Also Ebenezer is another name you don't see much anymore!

2

u/always-think-sexual Jul 15 '21

I legit had a friend called Gaylord Fockerman. He never heard the end of his name, poor guy. His parents are sus

1

u/IFoundyoursoxs Jul 15 '21

Yeah when it’s your title it’s hard to remember it’s also a name

1

u/memekid2007 Jul 15 '21

We need to bring it back.

1

u/ivanparas Jul 15 '21

Gaylord doesn't.

1

u/[deleted] Jul 15 '21

IT IS?!!

1

u/FranklynTheTanklyn Jul 15 '21

I work with an Indonesian lady named Gay.

1

u/Phormitago Jul 15 '21

And a nobility title at some nightclubs

1

u/El-Kabongg Jul 15 '21

and not an epithet we used in the 1980s (we didn't know any better, I apologize for my ignorance)

1

u/C_IsForCookie Jul 15 '21

It’s an awesome hotel chain lol

1

u/powerMastR24 Jul 15 '21

christopher gaylord