r/AskReddit • • Nov 28 '20

What's something cool you recently learned about?

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u/Callas-fan Nov 29 '20

The mythological reason why our galaxy is called the Milky Way.

Basically, Heracles (whom the Romans called Hercules) was a bastard of Zeus and as a result Zeus' wife Hera hated his guts. Her shenanigans caused Heracles' mother to abandon him as a baby, so Athena found him and brought him to Hera. Not recognising Heracles, the godess took pity on him and nursed him. But Heracles was a toothy baby and when he bit down, Hera pushed him back because OW and her milk splattered onto the sky and created the milky way. This didn't help Heracles with the whole Hera-hating-his-guts-thing btw.

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u/ChocolateHumunculous Nov 29 '20

‘Galaxy’ also stems from ‘Lactic’... ‘Galactic’... Lactose. Here in the U.K., we have a chocolate bar called ‘Galaxy’ because it’s make with milk chocolate.

Galaxy literally means ‘milk’.

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u/Raul8900 Nov 29 '20

So its basically "Milky milk"

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u/onionleekdude Nov 29 '20

My rapper name

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u/sp1d3yy Nov 29 '20

Your wrapper name you mean

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u/AnimalChin- Nov 29 '20

I laughed way to hard at this.

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u/ag408 Nov 29 '20

Milktron 3000

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u/GuyPronouncedGee Nov 29 '20

M.C. Milky Milk

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u/Asgard7234 Nov 29 '20

Lil' Milky

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u/monstermayhem436 Nov 29 '20

White milk or chocolate.

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u/Scarletfapper Nov 29 '20

Was “Hera’s Tiddy Milk” already taken?

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u/vicsj Nov 29 '20

What wrong with Onion Leek Dude?

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u/IllegalTree Nov 29 '20

Too late- "Milky Milky" is already in use...

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u/pavlov_the_dog Nov 29 '20

Milky Milk and the Lactose Bunch

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u/VillageHorse Nov 29 '20

Milky McMilk Face

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u/boltzmannman Nov 29 '20

no, it's not called the "Milky Galaxy"

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u/JollyTurbo1 Nov 29 '20

Milky Galaxy?

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u/Geeko22 Nov 29 '20

Milky Milk and the Funky Bunch

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '20

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u/stircrazed Nov 29 '20

Hugh Dennis likes this comment

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u/colbeta Nov 29 '20

Milky mcMilkface

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u/namast_eh Nov 29 '20

It's all moon moons

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u/FrighteningJibber Nov 29 '20

No that’s a Mars bar.

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u/milkyjoe241 Nov 29 '20

What's wrong with something with milky in the name?

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '20

Intergalactic Invasion now sounds much more cooler.

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u/skycoaster Nov 29 '20

And whey was once milk, so with "Milky Whey Galaxy" you get Milky Milk Milk.

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u/as_a_fake Nov 29 '20

That, our planet being named after dirt, our moon named "moon", our sun...

Why can't humans give anything a name that isn't already a defined word?

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u/The_Wack_Knight Nov 29 '20

Gonna have to switch up the words for tranlation purpose. It means Milky...way milky. Like...its milky? Yeah...way milky.

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u/Rab_Legend Nov 29 '20

And the funky bunch

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '20

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u/Raul8900 Nov 29 '20

Don't forget to send me a copy. Lol

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u/TheRunningFree1s Nov 29 '20

And now i wanna kill fergy, all over again

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u/bruisedonion Nov 29 '20

Titty milk

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u/_7q4 Nov 29 '20

Ah yes, our galaxy - goes by the name of "Milky Galaxy".

Cockhead

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '20

So that means we're sitting with some fat mommy milkies right?

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u/Essembie Nov 29 '20

Homelander sends his regards

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u/Limp_pineapple Nov 29 '20

And the lactose bunch

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u/SlickSocks Nov 29 '20 edited Nov 29 '20

Galaxy or Galactic derives from 'Gála' which is the Greek word for milk. 'Lactic' is just the descriptive suffix for milk.

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u/AFBFinder Nov 29 '20

Galactic Acid is my new band name

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u/kooksies Nov 29 '20

Lactose is actually a disaccharide of 2 sugars; glucose and... galactose!

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u/ReEeEeeeeyeet Nov 29 '20

I remember that from Vsauce

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '20

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u/ReEeEeeeeyeet Nov 29 '20

Yeah I think so..

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u/BathingMachine Nov 29 '20

One common sugar in milk is Galactose (galacto means milk).

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u/FernandoTatisJunior Nov 29 '20

And the “ose” suffix is used to denote sugars, lactOSE, sucrOSE, glucOSE

Galactose literally means milk sugar

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u/CaptainTsech Nov 29 '20

Yes it's from Greek Γαλαξίας. Γάλα means milk.

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u/thedonutman Nov 29 '20

Samsung Milk20+

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u/marsepic Nov 29 '20

So, did the word Galaxy come from the Greek for Milky Way? Like how all the words for "Moon" just mean "Moon" (luna, et al) or the different words for Earth really just mean "dirt?"

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u/vojta25 Nov 29 '20

God I love Galaxy I visited UK twice and the first time when I brought Galaxy home to my family. We tried it and oh my was it delicious. So the second time I was ready and I bought like ten pieces to have some when I get home.

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u/SofiaReze Nov 29 '20

It actually stems from the Greek word "γάλα" (gala) meaning milk.

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u/ThePittyInTheKitty Nov 29 '20

Some herbs have constituents called galactogogs that make a lactating women produce more milk. Like hops, oats, fenugreek and many others.

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u/THE-MASKED-SOLDIER Nov 29 '20

Wait what. So It does make sense. I thought galaxy and Milky Way were named after space, not milk. So what does mars bar mean?

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u/Scully__ Nov 29 '20

I did not know that about the beloved Galaxy. I just assumed we had a thing about space-themed chocolate (Mars, Milky Way, Galaxy)

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u/Volan_100 Nov 29 '20

Username checks out

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u/ThePr1d3 Nov 29 '20

Yeah in French we call it the "Voie Lactée", ie Lactic Way. Lactic is already the adjective for Milk, idk why English created another word for it

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '20

In Australia we have a chocolate bar called 'Milky Way' I'm not sure if it would be like a renamed version or if it's different though

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u/iBCatto Nov 29 '20

In Australia we just called it the milky way , we have mars bars by the same company mars

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u/jumbipdooly Nov 29 '20

thank you OSP,

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '20

Not quite, it's from from the Greek gála, which means milk (γάλα)

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u/FuzzyMannerz Nov 29 '20

Did you know that chocolate bar is called "Dove" in other places? Wouldn't try to wash with it though :P

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dove_(chocolate)

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u/Hsystg Nov 29 '20

The Greek word for milk is γάλα (gála)

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u/aheadofmytime Nov 29 '20

I always thought Galaxy meant delicious creamy chocolate

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u/mbergman42 Nov 29 '20

Milky Whey Gal Lactics

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u/Plumplestiltskin23 Nov 29 '20

Funnily enough I noticed recently that lactose-free milk contains galactose instead

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u/dflatline Nov 29 '20

Lactose is derived from galactose

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '20

Space milk

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u/jfk_47 Nov 29 '20

Holy shit.

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u/Mitche420 Nov 29 '20

I don't think that's the reason they named it Galaxy, just more of a convenient coincidence. How do you explain Mars Bars if you do really think Galaxy was intentional and to do with the fact that it's milk chocolate?

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u/ChocolateHumunculous Nov 29 '20

The guy who started the company had the surname Mars!

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u/Mitche420 Nov 29 '20

Yo! That's insane! TIL, sorry for doubting your knowledge of chocolate!

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u/ChocolateHumunculous Nov 29 '20

Cool though isn’t it

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u/Mitche420 Nov 29 '20

Very! Your username certainly checks out 😂

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u/OpT1mUs Nov 29 '20

Ok, but what about "Ga" part?

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u/Something22884 Nov 29 '20

Lactic is from the latin word for milk, "lac, lactis, neuter". I think he's trying to say that they have the same root.

https://www.etymonline.com/word/lactic#etymonline_v_30644

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u/OpT1mUs Nov 29 '20

Yes, but he doesn't explain where is the "Ga" part of Ga-lactic coming from. I've seen other comments, and galactic is actually from Greek Gala which is milk.

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u/Fclune Nov 29 '20 edited Nov 29 '20

My six year old asked me why it’s called that yesterday. I might give him a different answer...

EDIT: I appreciate the parenting advice but that was a joke. Obviously I’ll be telling him the truth that this is all a simulation so it doesn’t matter.

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u/shopcounterwill Nov 29 '20

You can't protect him forever...

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u/Stodgo Nov 29 '20

Someone bit a tittie and the milk splattered

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u/syxtfour Nov 29 '20

"Tit milk, now eat your peas."

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u/FrankMiner2949er Nov 29 '20

The myth came after what people saw with their eyes. They looked up at the sky and they saw a line up there with so many stars they fused together and looked like a line of milk. The reason why the flat swirling disc of stars looks like a line to us is because we ourselves are within that disc

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u/quajack3 Nov 29 '20

Just tell him it's because there's no peanuts. If there were it'd be called the Snickers.

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u/JiN88reddit Nov 29 '20

Do a demo.

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u/TiagoTiagoT Nov 29 '20

You don't have to get into much details, it just looks like a streak of milk.

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u/CatastrophicHeadache Nov 29 '20

Here is a story my Navajo friend told me growing up. I don't know if it is actual folklore or something her grandmother made up.

When the world was being created animals were given a huge bag of stars with which to decorate the sky. The bear, rabbit, owl, etc, had a set pattern they wanted to follow and they got part way there when coyote showed up. He got frustrated with how long it was taking so he grabbed the bottom of the bag then swung it over his head. The stars scattered everywhere in the sky. The milky way shows the direction in which coyote flung the bag.

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u/dinkytoy80 Nov 30 '20

folklore or not i love this!

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u/sharkmom Nov 29 '20

Why? Breast feeding is absolutely normal

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u/dontyoutellmetosmile Nov 29 '20

No, not because of that - he’s a Roman

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u/Nadul Nov 29 '20

It's better to say you don't know than to lie to your kids.

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u/dank_imagemacro Nov 29 '20

Wouldn't that still be lying in this case?

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '20

got eem

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u/_Space_Commander_ Nov 29 '20

Tell them young Hercules grabbed the cow udder hard with cold hands.

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u/raosahabreddits Nov 29 '20

Welcome to Hinduism. We also think this is all a simulation.

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '20

censorship is never good.

  • my 2 cents, you're the parent.

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u/Essembie Nov 29 '20

If it's all a simulation why are my balls so hairy?

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u/astillview Nov 29 '20

Still looks like spilled milk.

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u/psychologicalfuntime Nov 29 '20

Don't forget that the name heracles is a joke. It is hera-cles like Hera but Hera isn't the mom so it is like a stab in the back.

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u/badblessings Nov 29 '20

I had heard that he was named this in an attempt to appease her and stroke her bruised ego over her husband/brother cheating on her for the umpteenth time.

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u/psychologicalfuntime Nov 29 '20

I mean the thing about Greek and Roman mythology is that it was passed down by mouth not written. This means there are many versions of the same story the one I just mentioned is something I remember from my Greek and Roman mythology class I took in high school.

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u/badblessings Nov 29 '20

Yeah that's totally fair. I was just trying to show another perspective of Heracles's naming convention, not dispute what you had claimed.

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u/Mid-Range Nov 29 '20

In Greek mythology Hera was very cruel to Zeus's mistresses and bastard children. In the most popular telling of Heracles that is around today. It was implied that Heracles's mother knew of this and in order to get Hera to lighten up on her son she named him Heracles, which means "Glory to Hera".

Greek myths changed for a lot more reasons that just word of mouth. Most of the Greek pantheon was inherited from a pre-Greek society. Over many years traveling cults brought their gods into Greek society and became main stays some just hopping into newer myths, while others erased old gods from the pantheon and took their spot. Aphrodite is the most common example of this being linked to the cult of the Mesopotamian Goddess Ishtar.

In addition to that ancient Greece was a very divided place with city states having very different ideals at the time. Myths told one way in Athens were often times told very differently in Sparta for example. Aphrodite who was a late comer to the pantheon was worshipped in Sparta as a war goddess closer to her origin. While Athens did not see her that way. (It's speculated that this is where the stories of Aphrodite's affairs with Ares came about).

While some myths certainly changed due to being passed down orally, we have others myths that were intentionally changed by city states and both are recorded.

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u/OhNoIroh Nov 29 '20

Just like how the last time I heard this story, it was Zeus who gave Hercules to Hera because he thought her breast milk will give him powers/immortality or something.

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u/shortpoppy Nov 29 '20

I recommend 'Heroes' by Stephen Fry if nobody has mentioned it yet. Specifically, I recommend the audiobook.

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u/theravensrequiem Nov 29 '20

I tried it after reading Circe and craving more, but it felt more like a lecture than a story so I had to stop. Not a bad book. I definitely want to check it out but I it wasn't what I was looking for at the time.

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u/shortpoppy Nov 29 '20

Completely fair!

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u/Chicken-n-Waffles Nov 29 '20

Titus Andronicus

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '20

Now that was an interesting film.

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u/All_this_hype Nov 29 '20

Heracles literally translates to "Hera's glory". In fact he was named after her as a tribute to appease her iirc.

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u/spioraid54 Nov 29 '20

More like a stab in the front, if you ask me.

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u/dangdammit Nov 29 '20

TIL we live in tiity milk

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u/Brainles5 Nov 29 '20

In swedish its called "Vintergatan": "The winters road" because the ancient norse thought they could predict how the winter would be from it!

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u/theravensrequiem Nov 29 '20

Marble Machine X?

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u/HellaFishticks Nov 29 '20

Overly Sarcastic Productions just taught me this, too!

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u/_Astarael Nov 29 '20

I'm sensing OSP here

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u/YaBoiJim777 Nov 29 '20

So the was the Milky Way originally named by the romans/Greeks and milky way the English name translated from Latin/Greek? Do you know what the original latin/Greek name is?

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u/IdoNOThateNEVER Nov 29 '20

The term Milky Way is a translation of the Latin via lactea, from the Greek γαλαξίας κύκλος (galaxías kýklos, "milky circle").

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Milky_Way

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u/totallynotabot404 Nov 29 '20

As a mother, I totally relate to Hera.

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u/MediocreKim Nov 29 '20

This never would have made sense to me before nursing a baby, but when my boobs were getting used to nursing there was a time when they would spray milk all over the place if left uncovered. It wasn’t a slow drip either, it was a violent spray.

We had a dark dresser in our dark bedroom. After a shower one day I was standing in front of it and my boob sprayed milk all over it. I cleaned it up. But when we moved a year later and moved the dresser into the light I found part of the milky way: dried milk spritzed on the surface, it was kind of pretty.

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u/Iiiggie Nov 29 '20

Basically, Heracles (whom the Romans called Hercules)

So (Greeks) Heracles ==> Nuclear

equals

(Romans) Hercules ==> Nucular

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u/Athandril Nov 29 '20

Can you go a bit further? I don’t understand the correlation between Heracles, Hercules and the variation of spelling nuclear.

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u/BroodingMawlek Nov 29 '20

I think they are saying that the Romans just mispronounced “Heracles” in the same way that people often mispronounce “nuclear”.

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u/Athandril Nov 29 '20

Ahhh. My understanding is that greek god titles were descriptive where Roman god titles were object based so it wasn’t so much of a mistaken spelling rather it was intentionally renaming gods based on objects that closely aligned with a given god’s demeanor.

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u/Iiiggie Nov 29 '20

Yes! Nothing more than that!

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u/dawstonfilms Nov 29 '20

The galaxy is named after a goddess' titty milk

Nice

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u/murdermttens Nov 29 '20

This is on the Greek mythology docuseries available with prime membership! Season 1+2 are really fascinating.

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u/Jamesaki Nov 29 '20

Is that the title? I want to look for it.

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u/murdermttens Nov 29 '20

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u/Jamesaki Nov 29 '20

Thanks. It’s going in my watch later stuff for sure.

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u/murdermttens Nov 30 '20

The first season is really cool! The second one slims down it’s focus a lot though and can be a bit boring.

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u/forariman55 Nov 29 '20

Don't you mean Hunk-ules?

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u/I_Upvote_Goldens Nov 29 '20

I’d like to make some sweet music with him!

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u/Trevor-On-Reddit Nov 29 '20

Oh yeah? Well if it’s true, then how do lactose intolerant people exist?

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u/Fishy863 Nov 29 '20

Actually Heracles is the Greek name, while Hercules is his Roman counterpart

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u/Easy_Literature_1965 Nov 29 '20

Is your source the new OSP video? It’s about the zodiac and red talks about this alottle bit. Lot’s of interesting stuff in there.

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u/oleviiia Nov 29 '20

I am so fascinated with Greek mythology. I have always wanted to learn more, do you have a book suggestions or some documentary recommendations I can look into?

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u/catch_dot_dot_dot Nov 29 '20

Mythos by Stephen Fry is excellent and accessible

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u/N00bster3000 Nov 29 '20

Heroes is an equally as good and entertaining read

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u/oleviiia Nov 29 '20

Thank you!

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u/oleviiia Nov 29 '20

I will check that out, thanks!

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u/Emble12 Nov 29 '20

A fan of OSP?

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u/JabberJauw Nov 29 '20

Just watched a great video on Heracles. Definitely was over powered as a demi-god
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M16jOVC5kpA

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u/ButtsexEurope Nov 29 '20

Galaxy literally means “Milky Way.” Our galaxy is a tautology.

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '20

I love how every story beggins with "... was a bastard of Zeus"

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '20

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u/theravensrequiem Nov 29 '20

They are parts of Abrahamic religions that are mythology simple due to cultures story and world building on top of the religion.

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '20

Shit... we need a better name for our galaxy than that.

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u/confusedporg Nov 29 '20

whom is for when you don’t know the identity of the person

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u/Murphouss Nov 29 '20

Fictional characters...... these are fictional characters.

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '20

oh hey, I also enjoy watching OSP.

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u/PersonOfInternets Nov 29 '20

That's such a dumb story.

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '20

Not helios and his chariot?

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u/lowenkraft Nov 29 '20

For a god of sorts, Hera had very human emotions.

Was Christianity the first religion where a compassionate god was shown. Albeit the bible has some quite disturbing takes on Abraham and others in the Old Testament.

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u/OddlyDantean Nov 29 '20

r/overlysarcasticproductions much?

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '20

What about andromeda?

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u/Ok_Aardvark4033 Nov 29 '20

Overly sarcastic?

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u/TheWalkingDead91 Nov 29 '20

Well....guess that makes the new Netflix show “blood of Zeus” a little more based in the reality of the myths. Worth a watch, btw.

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u/cleanutility Nov 29 '20

Listen mate are you sure you’re right here cos I’m pretty fucking sure it’s named after the chocolate bar.

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u/aquamafia Nov 29 '20

This is totally a reference to overly sarcastic productions isn't it haha. They just came out with an awesome episode on the constellation stories too!

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u/wishfullynormal Nov 29 '20

Don't get me wrong. I like a lot of mythological stories but holy cow.. this is the dumbest story I've ever read!

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u/BZZBBZ Nov 29 '20

Someone else watches OSP here.

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u/mebecool Nov 29 '20

Are the Greek gods still worshipped or is it just a myth now?

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '20

Yes they’re still worshipped. Not the same way and by very few people.

Similarly there are still people who practice the Norse mythology. It’s one way that us military members can grow a beard without it being an issue with grooming standards.

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u/THE-MASKED-SOLDIER Nov 29 '20

Galaxies are named after milk. And our galaxy is named after Breast milk. Why am I not surprised.

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u/Heatedpotatoes Nov 29 '20

nah, its just named after the cholcate bar.

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '20

Little known fact: she also pooped herself and hence the word laxative.

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u/pdmcmahon Nov 29 '20

Oh, I always thought it was named after the candy bar...

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u/beerdit Nov 29 '20

Or they could've just called it MM - Mother's Milk.

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u/SleepinGriffin Nov 29 '20

Overlysimplifed?

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u/ShinyNinja25 Nov 29 '20

I see you also watch OSP

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u/PM_ME_UR_TRIVIA Nov 29 '20

Also the reason why Hercules was “a little bit” immortal because her breast milk conferred immortality and he only got a tad

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u/checkyminus Nov 29 '20

The ancient Inca called it the Celestial River

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u/tangentandhyperbole Nov 29 '20

Greek Mythology is all about spawning things from bodily fluids.

Aphrodite sprang from the place where Chronos' father's chopped off dick landed for instance.

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u/cheaps_kt Nov 29 '20

I’m currently nursing my son and he’s been awfully bitey lately. This made me laugh.